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I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:
No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.
The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.
One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.
Any others that you experience? |
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"You wouldn't notice me in a crowd, and I love people watching. Bookmarked for further reading."
Loving your Easter photo! Somehow feel abusing Cream Eggs is slightly illegal. Like abusing a clotted cream scone should be. |
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"I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:
No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.
The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.
One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.
Any others that you experience?"
On the last point I think looking alternative has little to do with deviance and what's boiling away in that head of theirs. I agree that looking alternative can give a false indication of sexual devuance. But then neither is it nessersarly the inverse as you suggest. I say don't trust the packagingper se, could be right, could be wrong. The fun (or disappointment) of the game is to get to know people. Far more fun, surprising and educational if you don't stick to a type. The proof of the pudding is in the eating and there are some very dark horses out there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:
No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.
The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.
One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.
Any others that you experience?"
So the more alternative they look the less of a deviant or the other way round? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:
No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.
The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.
One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.
Any others that you experience?
So the more alternative they look the less of a deviant or the other way round? "
The more alternative they look, the less deviant they are is the theory, but I wouldn’t go to the stake for it. I think Frontier Psychiatrist is right about trying and eating..  |
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"You wouldn't notice me in a crowd, and I love people watching. Bookmarked for further reading.
Loving your Easter photo! Somehow feel abusing Cream Eggs is slightly illegal. Like abusing a clotted cream scone should be."
Thank you. There's a lot one can do with cream of various sorts if you let your minfd wander lustfully. Nothing illegal here, all above board. |
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when not wanting to invite attention at a club, then the single men will all appear suddenly from nowhere and lurk together as a collective....and when looking for one or two to join then no one will be found..  |
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"The higher the ladies’ heels, the less time she will have them on her feet!"
Some high heels should never be walked in/on? Designed for pointing at the sky. |
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"The less effort a guy has made with his profile and message, the more entitled he feels he is to a meet. "
Liking this one. Some do seem to feel shocked that women won’t ask about their interests, for photos etc when they’re one of 70 who have messaged that day, most of whom DO provide info and pics. |
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"The higher the ladies’ heels, the less time she will have them on her feet!
Some high heels should never be walked in/on? Designed for pointing at the sky.
I like that image!"
There are some wonderful sex shoes about for just this purpose. |
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"I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:
No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.
The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.
One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.
Any others that you experience?
So the more alternative they look the less of a deviant or the other way round?
The more alternative they look, the less deviant they are is the theory, but I wouldn’t go to the stake for it. I think Frontier Psychiatrist is right about trying and eating.. "
I don't think how "alternative" you look has anything to do with sexual deviancy... But if we were to theoretically test your theory I would prove you wrong lol.  |
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"I think are some unwritten physics laws in swinging that need to be recognised. Two that I regularly fall foul of are:
No two stockings picked from a pair of lingerie will ever match.
The speed with which hooks and eyes on basques actually do up is inversely proportional to the time you have left to get dressed.
One I think may be true is that the deviance and sexual imagination of an individual is inversely proportional to how alternative they look, but I’d welcome feedback on that one.
Any others that you experience?
So the more alternative they look the less of a deviant or the other way round?
The more alternative they look, the less deviant they are is the theory, but I wouldn’t go to the stake for it. I think Frontier Psychiatrist is right about trying and eating..
I don't think how "alternative" you look has anything to do with sexual deviancy... But if we were to theoretically test your theory I would prove you wrong lol. "
That sounds like a challenge! |
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"Visiting a McDonalds after visiting a club is compulsory lol.
Ha! Good one. And true. "
Glad it's not just me! My local drive through has seen some outfits that I've attempted to cover with a coat! |
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"The faster clothes are removed at a party, the longer it will take to find them afterwards "
Nah, I take my time removing them all over the house as I love to play with your underwear as long as I can. I guarantee you will never find all of them. Where's Wally? I probably have your panties at home too. |
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