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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
That erection which will not go away even if you think about your grandma’s slippers.
Kids won’t go to bed because it’s the weekend.
Dog needs walking.
And I have an erection!!!
Need to create an ode to life.
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over a year ago
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Behold, for your inspection,
I am cursed with this erection.
It refuses to deflate,
Even if I masturbate.
My boner is larger than life,
it seeks another man's wife,
and yet upon reflection,
I'm proud of my erection.
It distracts me from my duties,
it interrupts my chores,
I cannot enjoy dinner
with this boner in my drawers.
I'll post a meet today,
and I'll faf a maiden fair,
I hope that someone soon will touch
the beast within it's lair.
So the penis of distraction,
you seemed to get your way,
I'll have to find a woman soon,
or contemplate the ghey. |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Get the kids to walk the dog if there old enough  "
Probably more like the dog would walk a pair of “humf” teenagers.
Plus the wife has a tired headache because I hurt my back coming back from the Attic and I haven’t slept well.
So an ode to life.
So if Thursday came before Tuesday
I would plan for Tuesday... |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Behold, for your inspection,
I am cursed with this erection.
It refuses to deflate,
Even if I masturbate.
My boner is larger than life,
it seeks another man's wife,
and yet upon reflection,
I'm proud of my erection.
It distracts me from my duties,
it interrupts my chores,
I cannot enjoy dinner
with this boner in my drawers.
I'll post a meet today,
and I'll faf a maiden fair,
I hope that someone soon will touch
the beast within it's lair.
So the penis of distraction,
you seemed to get your way,
I'll have to find a woman soon,
or contemplate the ghey."
Well the ghey bit didn’t resonate. |
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"Get the kids to walk the dog if there old enough
Probably more like the dog would walk a pair of “humf” teenagers.
Plus the wife has a tired headache because I hurt my back coming back from the Attic and I haven’t slept well.
So an ode to life.
So if Thursday came before Tuesday
I would plan for Tuesday..."
I can take care of the wife xxx then you get an easy life lol xxx and how the hell you hurt your back coming back from attick and ps thanks for that wine ... it's great home made xxx |
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By *icentious OP Couple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Get the kids to walk the dog if there old enough
Probably more like the dog would walk a pair of “humf” teenagers.
Plus the wife has a tired headache because I hurt my back coming back from the Attic and I haven’t slept well.
So an ode to life.
So if Thursday came before Tuesday
I would plan for Tuesday...
I can take care of the wife xxx then you get an easy life lol xxx and how the hell you hurt your back coming back from attick and ps thanks for that wine ... it's great home made xxx "
Hey M you don’t need to know, however the wine might have had an input, that and we were totally lost. |
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"Get the kids to walk the dog if there old enough
Probably more like the dog would walk a pair of “humf” teenagers.
Plus the wife has a tired headache because I hurt my back coming back from the Attic and I haven’t slept well.
So an ode to life.
So if Thursday came before Tuesday
I would plan for Tuesday...
I can take care of the wife xxx then you get an easy life lol xxx and how the hell you hurt your back coming back from attick and ps thanks for that wine ... it's great home made xxx
Hey M you don’t need to know, however the wine might have had an input, that and we were totally lost."
Awe big hugs for my favourite couple xxx |
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"Behold, for your inspection,
I am cursed with this erection.
It refuses to deflate,
Even if I masturbate.
My boner is larger than life,
it seeks another man's wife,
and yet upon reflection,
I'm proud of my erection.
It distracts me from my duties,
it interrupts my chores,
I cannot enjoy dinner
with this boner in my drawers.
I'll post a meet today,
and I'll faf a maiden fair,
I hope that someone soon will touch
the beast within it's lair.
So the penis of distraction,
you seemed to get your way,
I'll have to find a woman soon,
or contemplate the ghey.
Well the ghey bit didn’t resonate."
No but it did rhyme, therefore poetic license therefore doesn't matter signed, a poetry critic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Behold, for your inspection,
I am cursed with this erection.
It refuses to deflate,
Even if I masturbate.
My boner is larger than life,
it seeks another man's wife,
and yet upon reflection,
I'm proud of my erection.
It distracts me from my duties,
it interrupts my chores,
I cannot enjoy dinner
with this boner in my drawers.
I'll post a meet today,
and I'll faf a maiden fair,
I hope that someone soon will touch
the beast within it's lair.
So the penis of distraction,
you seemed to get your way,
I'll have to find a woman soon,
or contemplate the ghey.
Well the ghey bit didn’t resonate.
No but it did rhyme, therefore poetic license therefore doesn't matter signed, a poetry critic. "
I was running out of words. No offence intended for sure. |
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