"I can show you how to knit a tank top.
Ooh can you show me too? I never learnt how to knit - I’m a rubbish old lady  "
I’m awesome at old ladying! I have the cats to prove it. Shockingly bad cook though. My flat mate used to tell people I could burn a glass of water  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I can show you how to knit a tank top.
Ooh can you show me too? I never learnt how to knit - I’m a rubbish old lady
I’m awesome at old ladying! I have the cats to prove it. Shockingly bad cook though. My flat mate used to tell people I could burn a glass of water "
I’ve got the cats and I’m pretty good at going upstairs for something and by the time I get there I’ve completely forgotten what it was too. Im a rubbish cook as well. I am quite good at shagging though. Is that an old lady thing? |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"I can show you how to knit a tank top.
Ooh can you show me too? I never learnt how to knit - I’m a rubbish old lady
I’m awesome at old ladying! I have the cats to prove it. Shockingly bad cook though. My flat mate used to tell people I could burn a glass of water
I’ve got the cats and I’m pretty good at going upstairs for something and by the time I get there I’ve completely forgotten what it was too. Im a rubbish cook as well. I am quite good at shagging though. Is that an old lady thing? "
I must of missed the memo about cats, but I’m a good cook and no one has ever graded me on my sexual abilities, although if they come back does that mean I’ve failed?  |
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