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By (user no longer on site) OP
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While enjoying a 69 with her sat on my face as she cum she accidentally shit on my head it was horrific has anyone else had accidents that have been embarrassing |
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Lol a classic, these things happen unfortunately and i remember a time when we were having a threesome when my then gf was being licked out by another woman and released far to much shall we say, but i didnt want her feeling embarassed so called a break cleaned up and got back to the action. |
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"While enjoying a 69 with her sat on my face as she cum she accidentally shit on my head it was horrific has anyone else had accidents that have been embarrassing "
 I’m laughing out loud. Too funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The only real accident I've had is once during an enthusiastic fuck with an ex , I pulled out a little too far and the next thrust took a detour that left me balls deep up the wrong 'un . she was surprised to say the least , lol ,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once was squeezing the cum out of my pussy when a little pebble shaped poo shot out and hit my bf in the stomach! "
Brilliant , made tea shoot out my nose !! lol |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"While enjoying a 69 with her sat on my face as she cum she accidentally shit on my head it was horrific has anyone else had accidents that have been embarrassing "
I don't think there's any coming back from that, I would have been mortified |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well thats something i wasnt expecting to read today sorry for laughing but it is hilarious obviously not for you at that time but man what a fab story to tell |
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By *ita7Man
over a year ago
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"Was fucking then the guy went to the loo as said i think you are on your period. I died a little  "
It's mother nature & so natural. You should not be ashamed. Did you continue when he came back? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While enjoying a 69 with her sat on my face as she cum she accidentally shit on my head it was horrific has anyone else had accidents that have been embarrassing "
omg no I haven't ever jeez that's disgusting
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"Was fucking then the guy went to the loo as said i think you are on your period. I died a little "
Never had a problem with periods, even giving oral as I'm not a vegi, the fucking is wonderfully smooth as well. Squirting no problem, pis if known about. Once had a T-Girl at a GB who hadn't made sure she had had got cleared out before anal sex, that rather spoiled the evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was fucking then the guy went to the loo as said i think you are on your period. I died a little "
Nothing to worry about hun, it’s a perfectly natural thing to happen. Xx |
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While fucking an ex across the bed, I pulled out expecting to shoot my load over her body and maybe face, unfortunately it went a lot further and the first rope went right ever her and landed on my suede shoe on the floor at the other side of the bed. I never did get the stain out! |
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"While fucking an ex across the bed, I pulled out expecting to shoot my load over her body and maybe face, unfortunately it went a lot further and the first rope went right ever her and landed on my suede shoe on the floor at the other side of the bed. I never did get the stain out!"
Shot lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anal sometimes doesn’t go to plan if you’re not prepared lol  "
In order to make sure we're prepared we recently bought a shower head attachment from Amazon to do the trick. Unfortunately when it was delivered from China it had VAGINAL CLEANING TOOL SET in large bold letters on the label. I can't look my postman in the eye now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anal sometimes doesn’t go to plan if you’re not prepared lol
In order to make sure we're prepared we recently bought a shower head attachment from Amazon to do the trick. Unfortunately when it was delivered from China it had VAGINAL CLEANING TOOL SET in large bold letters on the label. I can't look my postman in the eye now "
OMG!!   |
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"Anal sometimes doesn’t go to plan if you’re not prepared lol
In order to make sure we're prepared we recently bought a shower head attachment from Amazon to do the trick. Unfortunately when it was delivered from China it had VAGINAL CLEANING TOOL SET in large bold letters on the label. I can't look my postman in the eye now "
Hahahaha funny |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I went to the bathroom thinking this is not real it hasn't happened until i washed my head in the sink and the shit came in to view that was when i started to heave |
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