"Any ladies want a decorator
No woman wants the 'decorators' in  I think the term is painters"
Could bean you get a good stripping first, filled in the cracks and a nice different pattern laid on you vagina then left feeling a new woman
I think it could catch on
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By *ockey64 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Any ladies want a decorator
No woman wants the 'decorators' in I think the term is painters
Could bean you get a good stripping first, filled in the cracks and a nice different pattern laid on you vagina then left feeling a new woman
A good rub down and touch up too
I think it could catch on
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By *ockey64 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Any ladies want a decorator
No woman wants the 'decorators' in I think the term is painters
Could bean you get a good stripping first, filled in the cracks and a nice different pattern laid on you vagina then left feeling a new woman
I think it could catch on
"
I'm hoping lol |
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"Any ladies want a decorator
No woman wants the 'decorators' in I think the term is painters
Could bean you get a good stripping first, filled in the cracks and a nice different pattern laid on you vagina then left feeling a new woman
I think it could catch on
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Not bean! Mean well one nice little bean I suppose |
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By *ockey64 OP Man
over a year ago
Gloucester |
"Any ladies want a decorator
No woman wants the 'decorators' in I think the term is painters
Could bean you get a good stripping first, filled in the cracks and a nice different pattern laid on you vagina then left feeling a new woman
I think it could catch on
Not bean! Mean well one nice little bean I suppose "
always happy to rub down the bean |
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By *ockey64 OP Man
over a year ago
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"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”
Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!
Depends how much cider I’ve had "
I'd drink you under the table anytime lol |
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"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”
Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!
Depends how much cider I’ve had I'd drink you under the table anytime lol "
I ain’t arguing that one pal .... I’ve turned into a right bleeding lightweight as I’ve got older .... I also admit in reality a good decorator is worth his weight in Strongbow  |
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By *ockey64 OP Man
over a year ago
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"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”
Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!
Depends how much cider I’ve had I'd drink you under the table anytime lol
I ain’t arguing that one pal .... I’ve turned into a right bleeding lightweight as I’ve got older .... I also admit in reality a good decorator is worth his weight in Strongbow "
cheers mate. Nice to have a bit of humour. Mines is stowford press now though |
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"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”
Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!
Depends how much cider I’ve had I'd drink you under the table anytime lol
I ain’t arguing that one pal .... I’ve turned into a right bleeding lightweight as I’ve got older .... I also admit in reality a good decorator is worth his weight in Strongbow cheers mate. Nice to have a bit of humour. Mines is stowford press now though "
I’ve not heard of that one ,, guessing it ain’t made it’s way up these parts yet |
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By *ockey64 OP Man
over a year ago
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"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”
Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!
Depends how much cider I’ve had I'd drink you under the table anytime lol
I ain’t arguing that one pal .... I’ve turned into a right bleeding lightweight as I’ve got older .... I also admit in reality a good decorator is worth his weight in Strongbow cheers mate. Nice to have a bit of humour. Mines is stowford press now though
I’ve not heard of that one ,, guessing it ain’t made it’s way up these parts yet "
try Tesco. They do it in cans or Asda |
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"There’s a saying within construction trades “ if you can piss ,, you can paint”
Do your own ladies ye but can you piss for 8 hours a day? Always a smart arse !!
Depends how much cider I’ve had I'd drink you under the table anytime lol
I ain’t arguing that one pal .... I’ve turned into a right bleeding lightweight as I’ve got older .... I also admit in reality a good decorator is worth his weight in Strongbow cheers mate. Nice to have a bit of humour. Mines is stowford press now though
I’ve not heard of that one ,, guessing it ain’t made it’s way up these parts yet try Tesco. They do it in cans or Asda "
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"I have seen many a pic on here of women covered like a plasterers radio
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Painters radio not plasterers radio
paint is generally white, plaster is a shitty brown colour so the radio looks like shit |
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