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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Once upon a time in a Galaxy far away...
I may have made a rather nice connection with a beautifully intelligent and physically stunning woman on Fab. As naughty as she is nice.
After an impromptu and delicious session of FaceTime fuckery. Bossing each other about on camera, unable to deny the eager audience.
The following morning.. I may.. have asked her to wear the small butt plug she'd shown me (but not used) the night before.. to work. Instant excited, willing acceptance later, I was soon blessed with the proof I'd asked for. In the shower no less! Always more than I bargained for with this one.
She wore it as promised and we stayed in touch throughout the day really well. Reminders, instructions, suggestions, explanations.. connected filth.
It's the second half of the day I severely failed in my duties as a Dom. From about 2pm onwards (I was impressed she owned one! Let alone still had it inside her) work took over. I was inundated and on the go, barely time to think. Then my friend begged me to build and put up her bathroom cabinet. Another woman got in the way! Worst crime of all 
Eventually I got home at about 7pm. Realised I hadn't heard from my digi-babe and thought to check how her day was..  Butt plug!!! Got on the phone immediately.
Fortunately for her I fancy smart people  And despite my epic fail, she still has a thing for me (sore arse?).
Diddy Dom I shall now forever be shamed with.. You are free to call it me on the Forum.. Diddy Dom deserves his due.
Any of you had any embarrassing misfortunes deserving of a suitable nickname? Please indulge me..  |
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"Not sexual but I have lost 4 lots of house keys in 2 months.
I am now just called liability in our house. "
That's a talent!
If I'm cooking something that has a lot of fat in it e.g. duck I put a jar by the cooker to pour excess fat in to. Twice I've put this jar next to the instant coffee, twice I've poured duck fat into the instant coffee jar  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sexual but I have lost 4 lots of house keys in 2 months.
I am now just called liability in our house.
That's a talent!
If I'm cooking something that has a lot of fat in it e.g. duck I put a jar by the cooker to pour excess fat in to. Twice I've put this jar next to the instant coffee, twice I've poured duck fat into the instant coffee jar "
I bet that's fun to clean up |
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"Not sexual but I have lost 4 lots of house keys in 2 months.
I am now just called liability in our house.
That's a talent!
If I'm cooking something that has a lot of fat in it e.g. duck I put a jar by the cooker to pour excess fat in to. Twice I've put this jar next to the instant coffee, twice I've poured duck fat into the instant coffee jar
I bet that's fun to clean up"
Just put the whole jarvin the bin. Instant coffee made with duck fat is something even Heston Blumenthal hasn't attempted  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sexual but I have lost 4 lots of house keys in 2 months.
I am now just called liability in our house.
That's a talent!
If I'm cooking something that has a lot of fat in it e.g. duck I put a jar by the cooker to pour excess fat in to. Twice I've put this jar next to the instant coffee, twice I've poured duck fat into the instant coffee jar
I bet that's fun to clean up
Just put the whole jarvin the bin. Instant coffee made with duck fat is something even Heston Blumenthal hasn't attempted "
I'm heaving and dry wretching  |
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"Not sexual but I have lost 4 lots of house keys in 2 months.
I am now just called liability in our house.
That's a talent!
If I'm cooking something that has a lot of fat in it e.g. duck I put a jar by the cooker to pour excess fat in to. Twice I've put this jar next to the instant coffee, twice I've poured duck fat into the instant coffee jar
I bet that's fun to clean up
Just put the whole jarvin the bin. Instant coffee made with duck fat is something even Heston Blumenthal hasn't attempted
I'm heaving and dry wretching "
Come on, live a little, just put a teaspoon of sugar in it... |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"Not sexual but I have lost 4 lots of house keys in 2 months.
I am now just called liability in our house.
That's a talent!
If I'm cooking something that has a lot of fat in it e.g. duck I put a jar by the cooker to pour excess fat in to. Twice I've put this jar next to the instant coffee, twice I've poured duck fat into the instant coffee jar
I bet that's fun to clean up
Just put the whole jarvin the bin. Instant coffee made with duck fat is something even Heston Blumenthal hasn't attempted
I'm heaving and dry wretching
Come on, live a little, just put a teaspoon of sugar in it..."
*Makes a sick noise* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sexual but I have lost 4 lots of house keys in 2 months.
I am now just called liability in our house.
That's a talent!
If I'm cooking something that has a lot of fat in it e.g. duck I put a jar by the cooker to pour excess fat in to. Twice I've put this jar next to the instant coffee, twice I've poured duck fat into the instant coffee jar "
Best thing you could have done to instant coffee! |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"Not sexual but I have lost 4 lots of house keys in 2 months.
I am now just called liability in our house.
That's a talent!
If I'm cooking something that has a lot of fat in it e.g. duck I put a jar by the cooker to pour excess fat in to. Twice I've put this jar next to the instant coffee, twice I've poured duck fat into the instant coffee jar
Best thing you could have done to instant coffee!"
I mean there is that. It's fresh or at a push Nespresso in my home. |
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