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What is the dirtiest thing you have done?

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By *oolstewie OP Man over a year ago

Southampton

So what is the dirtiest thing you have done or are into into doing?

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"So what is the dirtiest thing you have done or are into into doing? "

Take yer pick.

Fisted a Tgirl. and a few Ladies.

The tgirl as you can imagine was in the ass. I was amazed. She loved my hand.

Done a few Dp's and Splosh.

Did a camshow with a chocolate trifle.

Dumped on my neighbours car for purposely splashing paint on mine. Caught the fucker red handed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bog snorkelling.

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By *he Squire of Knotty AshMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Sitting in a bath full of spaghetti hoops.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An ex girlfriend suggested that I should let her finger my arse. It seemed like a good idea, it was quite enjoyable

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By *oolstewie OP Man over a year ago

Southampton

"Bog snorkelling. "

I so hope you mean outside in the countryside.

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By *oolstewie OP Man over a year ago

Southampton

"Sitting in a bath full of spaghetti hoops. "

So was this different form of apple bobbing with using extra large spaghetti hoops and...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swept the chimney without putting a dust sheet over the mantle piece.

Scarlett was not amused.

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By *oolstewie OP Man over a year ago

Southampton

"Swept the chimney without putting a dust sheet over the mantle piece.

Scarlett was not amused.

Probably the only thing that was Scarlett in colour in the room afterwards.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Left my teenage son alone in my house for nearly a month.

Vile what I came back to. Just vile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bog snorkelling.

I so hope you mean outside in the countryside.

Yep, in a caving suit. Rinsed off in a tarn afterwards.

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By *thwiltsmMan over a year ago

salisbury

Didn’t wash my hands after going to the loo

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By *m3232Man over a year ago

maidenhead

"Didn’t wash my hands after going to the loo

Lots do it. So I put you at the top of the tree dirty barstid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a dump in a Waitrose carpark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had sex with a man and had a meet almost straight away with another man. I was full of cum off the first man and i didnt tell the second man,he never knew.

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By *oolstewie OP Man over a year ago

Southampton

"Had sex with a man and had a meet almost straight away with another man. I was full of cum off the first man and i didnt tell the second man,he never knew."

You should of got him to give you some oral first. Then he would have known.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had sex with a man and had a meet almost straight away with another man. I was full of cum off the first man and i didnt tell the second man,he never knew."

LOVE that!

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By *rappedaroundyourWoman over a year ago

Colchester

"Had sex with a man and had a meet almost straight away with another man. I was full of cum off the first man and i didnt tell the second man,he never knew."

????...ditto...xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant even say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had sex with hubby in a club and later on when a guywanted to go down on me didn't tell him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bog snorkelling.

I so hope you mean outside in the countryside.

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lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had sex with a man and had a meet almost straight away with another man. I was full of cum off the first man and i didnt tell the second man,he never knew."

Did me go down for sloppy seconds ?

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I once put my hand down a drain is that dirty enough

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By *oolstewie OP Man over a year ago

Southampton

"I cant even say"

I am sure you could ??

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By *oolstewie OP Man over a year ago

Southampton

"I cant even say"

I am sure you could

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I sometimes believe in the two second rule but I have let that run to 10 to perhaps 15 seconds while having a BBQ while camping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fell over in a muddy puddle

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"Had sex with a man and had a meet almost straight away with another man. I was full of cum off the first man and i didnt tell the second man,he never knew."

In a Harold Steptoe voice- you derrty derrty derrty old man.

Ha you are one naughty lass love it xc

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"Fell over in a muddy puddle"

puddles need love too x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just emptied the Dyson

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

"Just emptied the Dyson"
Dyson just emptying me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm eating Walkers Stax in bed, and they're paprika. Filth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ate pizza out of a bin. I was d*unk and it was pretty funny tho...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cleaned out toilets in a youth hostel

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Emptied a bin full of crap to find a shoe strap!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I had two fwbs I stayed the night at one had a great night and after morning anal sex I left to drive back home,drove past the second fwb house who saw me and text me saying she was horny,I turned round and as she opened the door she dropped to her knees and gave me a bj.....I feel guilty about that one haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clearing out insulation from a loft ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit in a field and used a leaf for paper.