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Just had mmf meet and couldn't get hard! What's been your most embarrassing sexual moment?
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By *tix9 OP Man
over a year ago
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Nearly died of embarrassment! With a beautiful couple...very horny and I just couldn't get hard, despite her wonderful oral skills. Felt so frustrated and embarrassed.
What's the mist awkward and embarrassing sexual experience you've had?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's nothing to be embarrassed about. Sometimes the pressure of the situation gets to the old fella and he stops cooperating. Did the couple take it well and not make you feel bad? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the time, they seemed very understanding, but have since 'unfriended' me and haven't replied to messages...draw you own conclusions!"
yes we have and so have they ......damn
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It happens all the time. If the guy shrugs and carries on doing other sexual stuff (fingering, licking, massage, talking dirty) it’s never a problem.
Human bodies fail us sometimes. It’s nice if those around can laugh it off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the time, they seemed very understanding, but have since 'unfriended' me and haven't replied to messages...draw you own conclusions!"
this has happened to me before but my doc soon sorted me out go and have a chat sometimes the body needs some help you are better off without some kinds of friends lol
not sure what my most embarrassing moment has been my shyness i think over the years
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've always said a mans penis has a mind of its own if its not in the mood for showtime there is nothing you can do to get your happy ending and you could be the hornyiest person in the world but if your cock says no that's it goodnight lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vicious cycle if it is slow getting hard u start thinking about it. Blood flow to brain increases guess where the blood isn't going.
Better take a step back chat relax watch them play them go again . |
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Cut white sugar from you're diet, good exercise, find a failsafe ie an image in your head that always makes you cum, wether it be your favourite female body part, tits, ass, legs, favourite porn star who always turns you on and makes you cum. What ever you do, never never, ever under any circumstances think of baby Jesus. Good luck.
Love n kisses Dr Carakiss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm rarely embarassed, but with one ex girlfriend, during a kinky evening I went to piss on her in the shower, ended up just rippng a massive fart instead.
I managed in the end though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm rarely embarassed, but with one ex girlfriend, during a kinky evening I went to piss on her in the shower, ended up just rippng a massive fart instead.
I managed in the end though "
I’m sorry but that made me laugh, can’t beat fart stories x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm rarely embarassed, but with one ex girlfriend, during a kinky evening I went to piss on her in the shower, ended up just rippng a massive fart instead.
I managed in the end though
I’m sorry but that made me laugh, can’t beat fart stories x"
We both ended up laughing, sadly I didn't piss myself laughing, I think that would have been the only appropriate time
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm rarely embarassed, but with one ex girlfriend, during a kinky evening I went to piss on her in the shower, ended up just rippng a massive fart instead.
I managed in the end though
I’m sorry but that made me laugh, can’t beat fart stories x
We both ended up laughing, sadly I didn't piss myself laughing, I think that would have been the only appropriate time
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By *sm81Couple
over a year ago
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"At the time, they seemed very understanding, but have since 'unfriended' me and haven't replied to messages...draw you own conclusions!"
Then they aren't worth your time these things happen and you can have a lot of fun without the sex  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It almost happened to me once a fair few years back...she had fantastic oral skills but it just wasn't going up...then her fella decided to suck me off aswell...it's stood straight up to attention then. |
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"Nearly died of embarrassment! With a beautiful couple...very horny and I just couldn't get hard, despite her wonderful oral skills. Felt so frustrated and embarrassed.
What's the mist awkward and embarrassing sexual experience you've had? "
Same happened to me, though i think the fact i had been on the sauce all day didnt help.
Did get a return invite though. |
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By *tix9 OP Man
over a year ago
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One of my hottest moments could have been far more embarrassing than the one I've described at the top of the thread...
I once fucked a wife on the floor of her bedroom, - while her hubby (who had no idea she was seeing another guy!), was fast asleep in their bed!!!
It was the quietest fuck I've ever had...on of the horniest too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pick a lass up one day and went back you mine we had a bit of kissing and fondling then went up stairs , we started to get undress but as she was pulling down my briefs I started to cum , was very embarrassed, had to take her to McDonald’s then , I was gutted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nearly died of embarrassment! With a beautiful couple...very horny and I just couldn't get hard, despite her wonderful oral skills. Felt so frustrated and embarrassed.
What's the mist awkward and embarrassing sexual experience you've had? "
Not getting hard is you're most embarrassing sexual experience? It's just par for the course for most! Could be a lot worse.
A girl shit on me while riding me once.
Doing a guy against a chest of draws on the sunmer and knocked two heavy glass vases out the window to the London street below, and ran down half dressed apologising for almost killing someone (it missed) and sweeping up.
Those are two that come to mind. It's done, now onto the next one OP! |
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