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By *sclay OP Man
over a year ago
Wakefield |
This is meant to be a fun thread about the number of different FAB profiles myself and people others may have come across during their time on FAB.
If anyone wants to add any other examples of profiles then by all means go for it????
1) the “we only have meets with guys/girls who are gym fit buff athletic” profile
2) the “only meet guys who are 10” inch plus cock” profile
3) the “we only meet couples with a bi female” profile
4) the “deletes your first message 2 seconds after reading” profile
5) the “I’m going to throw abuse at you for turning me down” profile
6) the “if you tick off all 104 traits we are/I am looking for you’ll get a reply” profile
7) the “social meet first” profile
8) the “only meet at clubs” profile
9) the “I need someone to constantly satisfy my partner while I watch” profile
10) the “must have 20 different kinks to get my/our attention” profile |
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15) The shit name profile thatproves men don't get what women want sexually.
16) The profile with the name suggesting they are something but it turns out they are the complete opposite of what they claim to be. |
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The misogynist profile who wonders why he never gets a meet.
The profile who deletes and uploads the same photos every day.
The profiles which are deleted and restarted every day.
"I know what soap is"
"(username), message me, you don't know what you're missing out on!" |
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By *sclay OP Man
over a year ago
Wakefield |
"The misogynist profile who wonders why he never gets a meet.
The profile who deletes and uploads the same photos every day.
The profiles which are deleted and restarted every day.
"I know what soap is"
"(username), message me, you don't know what you're missing out on!" "
I see a few profiles that get restarted under slightly different names aha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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12) we have a life outside of fab profile
13) Professional couple profile
14) too close up pics profile
15) too out of date pictures profile
16) not sure what we want profile
17) if you’ve slept with loads we are not interested profile
18) quality not quantity profile
19) hosting my club night only profile
20) Hotwife profile
21) no kissing profile
22) club profile
23) 420 friendly profile
24) Chem friendly profile
25) attach face with 1st message or we delete profile
26) trying to persuade my other half profile
27) just here to keep in touch profile
28) just here for the forums profile
29) just fab my pictures profile
30) not meeting profile
31) single profile but other half may join in profile
We avoid all these..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The "I wish I was closer..." profile. Lives miles away, and just says "i wish I was closer"
How do you respond to that nonsense? "don't worry mate, you can't accomodate, but I will certainly drop everything and drive to you right now...
Sorry, got a bit ranty there...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The profiles that use FAB as a modelling page to get their pictures on the first page of Hot Photos..."
Also the "fab me to page one and one lucky punter gets a meet"
No ta love |
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"The looking for a unicorn profiles"
Looking for a girl to share, it's our greatest fantasy, an act of great love for each other (insert other language that makes me wonder what I'm getting out of it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, the ones that put a status of "bored..." Great work. A world of best infinite wonder and you write "bored"
No thanks"
Near infinite wonder, how did autocarrot choose best? |
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"Seven day load. Drain mah balls.
Reminds me of christmas and all those 'who wants to empty my sack then' statuses.
It sounds like an unpleasant medical procedure to me. "
Lol. I will enjoy these statuses now you've mentioned that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile"
We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for?? |
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By *sclay OP Man
over a year ago
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The profile that pretends not to be a sex worker looking for more men to pay for sex profile
The profile that directs you to ads their Snapchat and pay a deposit for a chance to “meet” |
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile
We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for??"
I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message. |
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile
We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for??
I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message. "
I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t |
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile
We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for??
I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message.
I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t "
I had at one point "there's no magic word", then a string of messages with the subject line "no magic word". Sigh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile
We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for??
I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message.
I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t
I had at one point "there's no magic word", then a string of messages with the subject line "no magic word". Sigh. "
But if the subject line was Abra ca dabra, would you have been more likely to read it ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile
We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for??
I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message.
I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t
I had at one point "there's no magic word", then a string of messages with the subject line "no magic word". Sigh. "
Haha! That’s actually kind of funny!! |
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile
We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for??
I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message.
I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t
I had at one point "there's no magic word", then a string of messages with the subject line "no magic word". Sigh.
But if the subject line was Abra ca dabra, would you have been more likely to read it ? "
The subject line makes almost no difference to me! |
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile
We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for??
I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message.
I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t
I had at one point "there's no magic word", then a string of messages with the subject line "no magic word". Sigh. "
Haha oh bless...that made me laugh x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back to it....
32) the no timewasters please profile
33) the into the kink scene, swinging is not us profile
34) can’t accomodate, can’t travel profile
35) we live apart couples profile
36) been here before, know the score profile
37) the bareback profile
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It’s the ones that repeatedly delete and resign up as the same profile name and same photos that annoys me. Reeks of time waster.
Also the number of new young female profiles on a Friday and Saturday. They’re gone after the weekend. Just sad blokes. |
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How many times can I put "genuine" in a sentence, because time wasters get zapped by the Internet gods for using the word, so genuine guys for genuine meets with genuine ladies who are genuine, horny, and genuine, can stand out by saying how genuinely genuine they are! |
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"19. Put *word* in your message so we know you read the profile
Came here to say this.
The ‘dictates you’re not a ‘proper swinger’ as you don’t want to do what they do’ and has been on a week"
You're a fake, time waster, and should be banned from Fab because you haven't come running immediately to the X he's put in your inbox. |
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over a year ago
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I've often thought some of the women on this site don't know how to use a measuring tape.. For instance I've seen profiles where the woman says " I only meet men who are 8 inches and above" yet in the pics they're having sex with men who are much smaller than that  |
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"I've often thought some of the women on this site don't know how to use a measuring tape.. For instance I've seen profiles where the woman says " I only meet men who are 8 inches and above" yet in the pics they're having sex with men who are much smaller than that "
I've heard this, too. Although where I am, it's more like guys who may or may not be able to measure insisting that I need their giant cocks. I'm not a size queen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've often thought some of the women on this site don't know how to use a measuring tape.. For instance I've seen profiles where the woman says " I only meet men who are 8 inches and above" yet in the pics they're having sex with men who are much smaller than that
I've heard this, too. Although where I am, it's more like guys who may or may not be able to measure insisting that I need their giant cocks. I'm not a size queen! "
Lol yes I've also noticed some of the men think they're hung like donkeys. |
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"I've often thought some of the women on this site don't know how to use a measuring tape.. For instance I've seen profiles where the woman says " I only meet men who are 8 inches and above" yet in the pics they're having sex with men who are much smaller than that
I've heard this, too. Although where I am, it's more like guys who may or may not be able to measure insisting that I need their giant cocks. I'm not a size queen!
Lol yes I've also noticed some of the men think they're hung like donkeys. "
It's more people telling me what I want. How dare you turn me down, I'm hung like a horse! Good for you mate, I'm actually not bothered... |
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over a year ago
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The i will fuck anything with a pulse profile!
Looks, body type, age unimportant! Up for anything and everything!
Have an age range of 18 to 99.
And nothing Else on the profile!
I avoid those. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've often thought some of the women on this site don't know how to use a measuring tape.. For instance I've seen profiles where the woman says " I only meet men who are 8 inches and above" yet in the pics they're having sex with men who are much smaller than that
I've heard this, too. Although where I am, it's more like guys who may or may not be able to measure insisting that I need their giant cocks. I'm not a size queen!
Lol yes I've also noticed some of the men think they're hung like donkeys.
It's more people telling me what I want. How dare you turn me down, I'm hung like a horse! Good for you mate, I'm actually not bothered... "
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"Raging hard on. What am I going to do about it?
Drop everything and immediately administer hand relief... Obviously... "
Sometimes it's "who's going to help me?" and I'm like, self help is available... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Raging hard on. What am I going to do about it?
Drop everything and immediately administer hand relief... Obviously...
Sometimes it's "who's going to help me?" and I'm like, self help is available... "
Break out the hedgehog position... |
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"How about people who say they are looking for others but block everyone who tries sending them a message... ??"
Inbox management. Turning off messages from single guys is sometimes the only way to save your sanity around here! And they can look for you. |
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"How about people who say they are looking for others but block everyone who tries sending them a message... ??"
Yes Boii!
Losing count of number of times I been blocked off the ladys I reckon they all are men having a wank over my pics. Sorry guys but I strictly in it for the ladys
The beef is for no man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How about people who say they are looking for others but block everyone who tries sending them a message... ??
Yes Boii!
Losing count of number of times I been blocked off the ladys I reckon they all are men having a wank over my pics. Sorry guys but I strictly in it for the ladys
The beef is for no man!"
Respect brother  |
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"Only wants people who are gym fit and look after themselves but message a fat chick
More the other way round that one lol"
I get plenty of "I normally only want chicks under a size 12 but I'll make an exception." no you won't, mate. |
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"How many times can I put "genuine" in a sentence, because time wasters get zapped by the Internet gods for using the word, so genuine guys for genuine meets with genuine ladies who are genuine, horny, and genuine, can stand out by saying how genuinely genuine they are! "
Is that a derivative of the “Fun people looking for fun people for fun” profile? |
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"The 'put a particular word as the subject in any message to me to prove you've read my profile and I still won't bother opening your message' profile
We have to admit, that’s a bit of a turn off for us...just chat and see how it goes. Way too many ‘rules’ before being able to contact someone sometimes...that’s what the filters are for??
I want to know someone's bothered to read my profile rather than just messaging every woman in a 50 mile radius. But you can tell by reading their message.
I think we’re on the same page here....it’s so easy to tell from their message if they haven’t read the profile that it’s a straight delete. We just think it’s werid putting a word in the title, so don’t "
Exactly. Quoting a specific word doesn't prove you've read the profile. Just means you've looked at the end and found it. |
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"The 'i don't want to fuck the whole site' profile that has hidden their verification summary. "
Or the opposite.. I saw a female profile who said she wants to have a few regulars on fab, is not on here to be another notch on bedpost, but had over 20 meet veris displayed in like 3 months.. Priceless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Then there are some who ticked on MF option as looking for ..
" looking for female to have fun with my man "
" Looking for a woman for some bifem play with my man joining in "
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the profiles who are constantly on "meet today" and yet they never seem to meet!
T girls particularly, for some strange reason (or are they charging for services?) |
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"How many times can I put "genuine" in a sentence, because time wasters get zapped by the Internet gods for using the word, so genuine guys for genuine meets with genuine ladies who are genuine, horny, and genuine, can stand out by saying how genuinely genuine they are!
Is that a derivative of the “Fun people looking for fun people for fun” profile?"
Yes! Fun guy looking for fun with fun ladies. |
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