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over a year ago
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I was at a club last night and met up with a woman and we had a good night. However at one stage she said I has a "pencil dick".
I have never heard this before so do not know either
a) what she meant
b) whether it was a compliment or an insult
Can anyone enlighten me
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was at a club last night and met up with a woman and we had a good night. However at one stage she said I has a "pencil dick".
I have never heard this before so do not know either
a) what she meant
b) whether it was a compliment or an insult
Can anyone enlighten me
Thanks"
thin??
meet her again, and ask if she meant you have a small organ, if she says yes, then you say ... well its never played in a cathedral before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive always thought it ment you have a small cock
not a expression i use but i have heard it before and thats what i believe it means
she does not sound a very nice person to say something like that to you |
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over a year ago
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i thought it meant a longish thin one... like a pencil...
but some people might use really small pencils... or perhaps she meant it was really sharp and full of lead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unless, of course, she meant a retractable pencil, in which case you are a very clever Pencil Dick and I would take it as a compliment.
She would not want it as a wart on her nose I am sure! |
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"Thanks all for replies.
I always thought I had a "normal" cock being just under 7" long and just under 5" girth.
Maybe I was wrong"
sounds perfectly normal to me, dont take the word of someone rude enough to make comments like that...most likely she just wanted to have a go |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thanks all for replies.
I always thought I had a "normal" cock being just under 7" long and just under 5" girth.
Maybe I was wrong"
maybe she just had a bucket fanny 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would say she was trying to insult you and it doesn't sound very nice.
Unless she meant those big novelty oversized pencils you can get in Blackpool gift shops |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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jane
She went off to another room and I did not see her again.
I guess from this and the explanations in the post I have a small thin one
Oh well such is life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did she say anything about your ring catching her, when you were fingering her, when really it was your watch...
Anyway, who cares what one person thinks, especially since there is not a lot you can do about it.
If someone mentions you have a small cock, say 'my organ has never played in a Cathedral before' (Thanks to an earlier poster) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How very rude of her, she sounds like a bit of a cow!
She might have just meant it was long and really straight, not necessarily thin.
Looks good in your pics anyway x |
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