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over a year ago
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"actual line sent to me in here " your legs are gorgeous, can I fuck you???"
gross,  "
I suppose that's a step up from flat out asking for a bang isn't it, at least you were complimented first! |
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"actual line sent to me in here " your legs are gorgeous, can I fuck you???"
gross,
I suppose that's a step up from flat out asking for a bang isn't it, at least you were complimented first!"
So I should be thankful for small mercies??? hahaha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"actual line sent to me in here " your legs are gorgeous, can I fuck you???"
gross,
I suppose that's a step up from flat out asking for a bang isn't it, at least you were complimented first!
So I should be thankful for small mercies??? hahaha "
Thankful that the person involved so readily singled themselves out as needing to be avoided hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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was in a club in cambridge years ago ... d*unk as could be whilst still staying on my feet , seen a girl walked up looked at her from head to toe never said anything for about a minute , she was obviously thinking i was some kind of weirdo then said nice shoes fancy a fuck ? thing is it worked !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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do you like to dance? well fuck off so i can chat up your mate....
you fancy coming out for a drink? c'mon, lower your standards. i have.
just 2 i have tried, and failed dismally with lol |
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How 'bout these:
'Tired babe? y' should be, you've been runnin' round my head all day.'
'Nice legs.. What time do they open?'
My face is leaving in 2 minutes and I want you on it!'
Or the famous Kevin Bloody Wilson lyrics:
Do you F**K on first date?
Does yer dad own a brewery?
Can I play wi' yer tits.
Or will ya at least show em to me. |
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Sit on my face and I will guess your weight !
Sid the sexist from Viz - Hey up pet, lets talk about the weather ? weather ? Whether you are coming back to my place !
Are you into jewellery ? yes - well suck my cock its a real gem  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my favorites with friends (I wouldnt say it ta someone i didnt know lol)
Is
Remember while I have a face you will always have somewhere to sit xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None of you will believe the following but I don't need to worry about that.
I invented this over Xmas, the following has worked twice, both times I used it.
After a bit of general chat...
"Are you like me do you find it hard to meet people you like?"
"yes a bit,"
"well if were to go home together tonight, which girl in here would you bring back with us...."
one of the girls, had just picked up a guy, ditched him, and we chatted the girl up she picked...
I'm telling you single bi girls are everywhere, just get out into your local town...
My swinging partner on here and I do it all the time, get out into the town and chose who you want.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This has to be the worst one ever and was all the funnier because I was trying to escape the conversation when she blurted out: "I would f**k you but I'm pissed!"  |
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By *icarswife45Woman
over a year ago
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I was a teenager travelling home on the bus,with a big bag of museli when a guy sat beside me and said can i come home and help you feed your rabbits!!!
even cornier...do you like chicken?,suck my cock its foul...i did laugh at that one and declined the offer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has to be the worst one ever and was all the funnier because I was trying to escape the conversation when she blurted out: "I would f**k you but I'm pissed!" "
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I would fuck you, but I'm sober ! |
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