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Name something you can say both in traffic and during sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I just saw this on Facebook and the comments had me rolling thought I'd share the fun and give it a try!!

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

Well that's gonna be tight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go faster

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get off your fucking phone"

I had to

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

Get something smaller if you can't control that one.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Stop

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

Why are they all just sat in their cars doing nothing! Lol.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

Look at that cock in the BMW.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flash your lights then if you want me to go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I knew I should of took the dirt track

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Woah look at those skid marks

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

Can I check my phone if we're not moving?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop your touching my ass.

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By *r99mr99Man over a year ago

Ealing

Faster faster faster

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Whats this knobhead doing?

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

Keep off my rear end!

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

Get out of my ass.

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By *r99mr99Man over a year ago

Ealing

You can fit a bus in there

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

what is this prick doing right up my backside!!!!

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Don't pull out now.

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By *izzy.Woman over a year ago

Stoke area

Come on mate, pay attention !

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

This is so frustrating!

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

What's that other prick doing?

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By *atcoupleCouple over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Look at that twat

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

No rush will get there in the end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I let you in and can't even be arsed say thank you!!

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

Revise reverse it's a one way street ffs!!

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By *esires of HertsCouple over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

Pull up to the bumper baby *grace jones*

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By *ast_jjMan over a year ago

Dublin and London

Stop blowing your horn.. save it for your wife..

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

If you can't fit it into that (parking) space I'd hate to think what you'd be like with your cock

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By *exsibonCouple over a year ago

Winchester and Brussels

For older readers... 'Shall we hire an Escort?'

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS over a year ago

North west

They are right up my arse !!

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By *terobs6869Man over a year ago

Llandudno

Go in the rear entrance

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By *ugarNSpice666Couple over a year ago

Wearside

I can see I’m gonna be stuck in this for a good while ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shit,ive run out of juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Thank fuck the kids are asleep!

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

Stop trying to force your way in.

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By *wingme22Man over a year ago

Galway

That tit has a puncher!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s tight but i am sure i can squeeze in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn do you have to leave skid marks after you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want up my arse or what ?!

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By *he witch returnsWoman over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Stop flashing me!

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By *lackduffyMan over a year ago

london

Drive this dalm thing...

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By *ongueNcheek33Couple over a year ago

Manchester

Hurry up, got places to be

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

Men at work

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Are we there yet?

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By *uminsiderMKMan over a year ago

St Austell

Right hand down a bit...

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's a bit big for that space, don't you think dear?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Watch that one, he's going to pull out in a minute

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think we need to fill her up

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Don’t tack the sat nav. I’ll tell you where to go.

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman over a year ago

East Devon

"It's a bit big for that space, don't you think dear?"

Back up and try a different angle then?

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Check out my dipstick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’ve been stuck in this position for hours, what’s going on ?

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

That's the gear stick

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

That traffic warden is right up my arse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Up the revs and get into top gear before you stall

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You're making me nervous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To a (late) taxi driver...

Christ! I'm glad I don't sleep with you, I'd get bored waiting for you to come.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you smell burning rubber?

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By *i de BiCouple over a year ago

Leicester

It's a bit flat

It's just gone down on me

It's got a big bulge

Feels a bit soft

Tyres of course you dirty lot x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking wanker!

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

So enjoy when amber turns to green.

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Fucking wanker!"

Fucked if I'm going to let this idiot force his way in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, I can squeeze in there no problem....

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By *rK MrsJCouple over a year ago

Kidderminster

You could get a tank through that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me look at that cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try backing in..

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Make sure you pull out quickly

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By *W_RedMan over a year ago

Manchester

You could get a bus through there

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Look at that prick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Careful of that dirty big hole

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Honk if you want to go faster", oh wait, that's a bumper sticker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squeeze it in..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wooah this is slippery

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Are we there yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No Entry

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Do we really have to go this fast?

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By *inkycreamCouple over a year ago

manchester

If you was a car door I’d slam you all night

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Where's the hazard lights?

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By *PPROACHABLEMANMan over a year ago

Wales/ Bristol

Slow down

Take your time

More throttle

Open her up

Top off... Convertible

Good ride

Nice chasis

Great bodywork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Three in the back two up the front

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By *uilder506Man over a year ago

bognor

Oh no we got a flat one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rear ended again love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My leg hurts..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Such a neat central reservation

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By *andytownMan over a year ago

Gods Own Country

Your meant to stop at red.!!!!!

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By *icole FanningTV/TS over a year ago

Navan

Oh the cones are out ... one lane is closed. Must be the ‘time of the month’.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you’ve got a headache then we’d best not go

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By *ustyWoman over a year ago

inverclyde

dont move

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you’re tired, get pulled off quickly then have a sleep

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By *ait88Man over a year ago

Plymouth

Wrong gear

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By *hunkymonkey72Man over a year ago

plymouth

Wow what a cunt ??????

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By *wazuluMan over a year ago

edinburgh

Just throttle it!

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

How long is this going to take? I need to get home to the husband/wife

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"How long is this going to take? I need to get home to the husband/wife

Damn, scrolled all the way through to make sure no one had said this one & then...you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn around, it’s gonna take forever this way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we there yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on for fucks sake... move or do something!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want sex chat

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By *zz adventureWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Where the fuck are you going?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

"How long is this going to take? I need to get home to the husband/wife

Damn, scrolled all the way through to make sure no one had said this one & then...you"

You win some, you lose some...

Great minds think alike and all that though

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By *zz adventureWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Fill her up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Faster faster

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By *zz adventureWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

If you go that way you might get stuck....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you go that way you might get stuck.... "

Haha. Why is it tight ?

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By *eddonistikMan over a year ago

Manchester

It's horrible.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit we've got a puncture

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's deflated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should have taken the A route

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By *ave33enfieldMan over a year ago

enfield

This could take hours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a cock!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I reckon I'll be able to squeeze it in there

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By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

I can't get it in / It won't go in... Gear of course

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By *orsche40Couple over a year ago

northwich

Fuck x

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By *he fab twoCouple over a year ago

brentwood

Fuck this I’m going round the back way

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

They're right up my back side

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Hurry up you cunt

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By *neamigoMan over a year ago

should read 58… mistake with my age , cannot change it

I need to get in from the rear !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not coming this way again... its taken 3 fucking hours!!

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By *otonMan over a year ago

workington

Ffs hurry up

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Can we stop for a break

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we nearly 'there' yet

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Are we nearly 'there' yet

Said that earlier on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s busy tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck it’s the police

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By *antasticMrFucksMan over a year ago

Taunton

What the fuck is this idiot doing

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

Gordonbennett!

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Is he really going to pull out of there!?

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple over a year ago

Greater London

Don’t pull out! He’s coming...

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

It's a bit of a squeeze so be careful getting out.....

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By *orthcoupleCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

Wish you'd brought something to suck on........

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Flash your headlights to let him in

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By *jl1972Man over a year ago

Bournemouth

Slow down, it's turning red.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone’s left the back door open

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Well that was a tight squeeze, I'm surprised you managed to get it in there.

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By *ait88Man over a year ago

Plymouth

Push!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do you only let three go at a time

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By *r Appreciator.Man over a year ago

Bedfordshire.

I’m turning it round, this way’s fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will your insurance cover you for that?

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By *ifty69Man over a year ago

north tyneside

Oh fuck me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate it when someone cuts in

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS over a year ago

North west

blown a big end again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry i smashed into the back of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why you complaining? It's my right of way ??

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By *hewifeandiCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Jjjeeezzz did you feel that wind

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By *inecrestMan over a year ago

West Yorks

The springs have gone.

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By *hunkyThighsMan over a year ago

Gloucester

You first

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By *ir Phineas Lucius AshbyMan over a year ago

nr Chester NW

Strap in your in for a bumpy ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's spilt his load all over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Typical bloke, won’t ask for directions

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By *etal MickeyMan over a year ago

Blackpool

"Fuck it’s the police"

This is my favourite so far

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By *etal MickeyMan over a year ago

Blackpool

Fuck that's a big one....

(An abnormal load on a lorry)

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By *etal MickeyMan over a year ago

Blackpool

Look at the state of that, bet it's been round the clock more than once

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 27/02/19 22:03:51]

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Lady driver could say, Stop pushing in and wait your turn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a lot of black stuff coming out of the back of that!!!

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

"There is a lot of black stuff coming out of the back of that!!!

It's rattling a bit. When was it last serviced?

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Shit We just had a blow out.

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By *uiet confidenceMan over a year ago

Warrington

God that needs a clean - the back end is bloody filthy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just saw this on Facebook and the comments had me rolling thought I'd share the fun and give it a try!!

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ooh fuck

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Look at this twat

Look at the cunt

Look at this tit

He's just cum from nowhere

He keeps switching lanes, look in the wrong un again.

Ha! You're in shit street now, pal.

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By *ait88Man over a year ago

Plymouth

When did you last wash this thing?

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Why is that lady stood by that Red light?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

You ain't going anywhere, I've lost the key.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Hope you've got insurance.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Be quiet dad. I can't concentrate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It will take us ages to get through this lot......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ooooooo that looks rough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be careful, there's a horse coming towards you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the limit 30 or 40?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scenic route?

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

When you said we were going to Cadbury Avenue, I didn’t realise you meant that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im trying to listen the traffic report..

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By *ovegames42Man over a year ago

london

Can I have more please Mistress

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