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Name something you can say both in traffic and during sex
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over a year ago
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I just saw this on Facebook and the comments had me rolling thought I'd share the fun and give it a try!! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go faster |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Get off your fucking phone"
I had to |
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Get something smaller if you can't control that one. |
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Why are they all just sat in their cars doing nothing! Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flash your lights then if you want me to go!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I knew I should of took the dirt track |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Woah look at those skid marks  |
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Can I check my phone if we're not moving? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stop your touching my ass. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whats this knobhead doing? |
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what is this prick doing right up my backside!!!!  |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
Come on mate, pay attention ! |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
No rush will get there in the end. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I let you in and can't even be arsed say thank you!! |
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Revise reverse it's a one way street ffs!! |
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Pull up to the bumper baby *grace jones* |
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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago
Dublin and London |
Stop blowing your horn.. save it for your wife.. |
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If you can't fit it into that (parking) space I'd hate to think what you'd be like with your cock |
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By *exsibonCouple
over a year ago
Winchester and Brussels |
For older readers... 'Shall we hire an Escort?' |
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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago
North west visiting bpool |
They are right up my arse !! |
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I can see I’m gonna be stuck in this for a good while .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shit,ive run out of juice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thank fuck the kids are asleep! |
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Stop trying to force your way in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s tight but i am sure i can squeeze in there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Damn do you have to leave skid marks after you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you want up my arse or what ?! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
It's a bit big for that space, don't you think dear? |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Watch that one, he's going to pull out in a minute |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I think we need to fill her up |
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Don’t tack the sat nav. I’ll tell you where to go.  |
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"It's a bit big for that space, don't you think dear?"
Back up and try a different angle then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We’ve been stuck in this position for hours, what’s going on ? |
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That traffic warden is right up my arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Up the revs and get into top gear before you stall |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
You're making me nervous  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To a (late) taxi driver...
Christ! I'm glad I don't sleep with you, I'd get bored waiting for you to come. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you smell burning rubber? |
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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago
Leicester |
It's a bit flat
It's just gone down on me
It's got a big bulge
Feels a bit soft
Tyres of course you dirty lot x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fucking wanker! |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
So enjoy when amber turns to green. |
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"Fucking wanker!"
Fucked if I'm going to let this idiot force his way in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, I can squeeze in there no problem.... |
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By *rK MrsJCouple
over a year ago
Kidderminster |
You could get a tank through that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck me look at that cunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try backing in.. |
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By *W_RedMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
You could get a bus through there |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Look at that prick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Careful of that dirty big hole |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
"Honk if you want to go faster", oh wait, that's a bumper sticker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squeeze it in..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wooah this is slippery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No Entry |
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Do we really have to go this fast? |
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If you was a car door I’d slam you all night |
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Slow down
Take your time
More throttle
Open her up
Top off... Convertible
Good ride
Nice chasis
Great bodywork
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Three in the back two up the front |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rear ended again love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My leg hurts.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Such a neat central reservation |
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
Gods Own Country |
Your meant to stop at red.!!!!! |
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Oh the cones are out ... one lane is closed. Must be the ‘time of the month’. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you’ve got a headache then we’d best not go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you’re tired, get pulled off quickly then have a sleep |
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How long is this going to take? I need to get home to the husband/wife
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"How long is this going to take? I need to get home to the husband/wife
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Damn, scrolled all the way through to make sure no one had said this one & then...you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turn around, it’s gonna take forever this way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are we there yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Come on for fucks sake... move or do something! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Want sex chat |
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"How long is this going to take? I need to get home to the husband/wife
Damn, scrolled all the way through to make sure no one had said this one & then...you"
You win some, you lose some...
Great minds think alike and all that though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Faster faster |
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If you go that way you might get stuck.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you go that way you might get stuck.... "
Haha. Why is it tight ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shit we've got a puncture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's deflated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Should have taken the A route |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What a cock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh I reckon I'll be able to squeeze it in there |
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I can't get it in / It won't go in... Gear of course |
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Fuck this I’m going round the back way |
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By *neamigoMan
over a year ago
should read 58… mistake with my age , cannot change it |
I need to get in from the rear !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not coming this way again... its taken 3 fucking hours!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are we nearly 'there' yet |
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"Are we nearly 'there' yet "
Said that earlier on here lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s busy tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck it’s the police |
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What the fuck is this idiot doing |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Is he really going to pull out of there!? |
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Don’t pull out! He’s coming...
xx |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
It's a bit of a squeeze so be careful getting out..... |
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Wish you'd brought something to suck on........ |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Flash your headlights to let him in |
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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago
Bournemouth |
Slow down, it's turning red. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone’s left the back door open |
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Well that was a tight squeeze, I'm surprised you managed to get it in there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do you only let three go at a time |
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I’m turning it round, this way’s fucked.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will your insurance cover you for that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate it when someone cuts in |
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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago
North west visiting bpool |
blown a big end again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry i smashed into the back of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why you complaining? It's my right of way ?? |
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Jjjeeezzz did you feel that wind |
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Strap in your in for a bumpy ride  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He's spilt his load all over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Typical bloke, won’t ask for directions |
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"Fuck it’s the police"
This is my favourite so far |
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Fuck that's a big one....
(An abnormal load on a lorry) |
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Look at the state of that, bet it's been round the clock more than once |
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Lady driver could say, Stop pushing in and wait your turn
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a lot of black stuff coming out of the back of that!!! |
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"There is a lot of black stuff coming out of the back of that!!! "
It's rattling a bit. When was it last serviced? |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Shit We just had a blow out. |
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God that needs a clean - the back end is bloody filthy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just saw this on Facebook and the comments had me rolling thought I'd share the fun and give it a try!!
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ooh fuck |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
Look at this twat
Look at the cunt
Look at this tit
He's just cum from nowhere
He keeps switching lanes, look in the wrong un again.
Ha! You're in shit street now, pal.
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By *ait88Man
over a year ago
Plymouth |
When did you last wash this thing? |
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Why is that lady stood by that Red light? |
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You ain't going anywhere, I've lost the key. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Hope you've got insurance. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Be quiet dad. I can't concentrate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It will take us ages to get through this lot...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ooooooo that looks rough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be careful, there's a horse coming towards you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is the limit 30 or 40? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scenic route? |
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When you said we were going to Cadbury Avenue, I didn’t realise you meant that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im trying to listen the traffic report.. |
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Can I have more please Mistress |
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