Funny status updates

By *laytimenow OP Man over a year ago

Essex

Saw this on someones profile status.

Trying to think of a good toe pun, but I've had to admit defeet.

Nailed that one .

Any other funnies ?

By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

People naming and shaming. Obviously rattled.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just take a look at my status...you'll understand.