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Why is it that us single, four feet midgets can't get meets. What's wrong with me, Everyone here is heightist and orange-ist!
You never read my profile, you never write back to me. I hate you all. It's not my fault. I'm perfectly formed, lovely and round, small enough to play with in the park.
I'm going to bounce off back home and never come back. Don't talk me out of it.
I'm not like the others, I'm a lovely person under the readybrek glow but no one takes the time to find out.
Just leave me alone and let me have a sulk in private.
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"You can't get meets because you're too busy at the Chocolate factory
Ive heard Willy Wonka is a hard task master 
I do have a great chocolate sauce river though!"
Try Immodium it works quickly  |
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"You can't get meets because you're too busy at the Chocolate factory
Ive heard Willy Wonka is a hard task master
I do have a great chocolate sauce river though!
Try Immodium it works quickly "
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