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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Normal everyday signs and language starts to read something different. For example, I followed a van the other day offering airtight services... Or BBC... Anyone else found this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal everyday signs and language starts to read something different. For example, I followed a van the other day offering airtight services... Or BBC... Anyone else found this?"

I don't know about porn. But every time I hear someone say "Fab" I have my instant suspicions

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By *lwenWoman over a year ago

De12 area

i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,,

"
iam a plumber i always turn up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ATM On cash machines make me laugh and women going for a facial!

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By *hatguyJoeMan over a year ago

Preston

"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,,

Haha

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By *lwenWoman over a year ago

De12 area

"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,,

iam a plumber i always turn up"

ohhh come sort my radiator out for me then ,,,

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By *hatguyJoeMan over a year ago

Preston

"ATM On cash machines make me laugh and women going for a facial!"

When I type bbc into my browser and i am disappointed to get the news.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,,

iam a plumber i always turn up

ohhh come sort my radiator out for me then ,,,

"
on my way lol

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By *ream3.14159Man over a year ago

Here & there

-When you start having blisters on your hand and cock.

-When rubbish music makes you hard.

-When you expect your neighbour to strip naked while you're fixing her sink.

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By *W_RedMan over a year ago

Manchester

When you have a wank and nothing but a little flag with the word 'BANG' on it comes out!

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By *corpio67Man over a year ago

hillingdon

"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,,

iam a plumber i always turn up

ohhh come sort my radiator out for me then ,,,

Have you just tried bleeding the air out of it?

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By *aughty_PompeyMan over a year ago

Cosham

I saw a van for the company 'DP Blinds'

I'm not whether that was a criticism or a ringing endorsement!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Brilliant... DP blinds! That's exactly what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal everyday signs and language starts to read something different. For example, I followed a van the other day offering airtight services... Or BBC... Anyone else found this?

I don't know about porn. But every time I hear someone say "Fab" I have my instant suspicions

Agreed!

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By *eddonistikMan over a year ago

Manchester

There used to be a scaffolding company near Stockport who offered errection services.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know when you're watching to much porn when...you watch to much porn!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

When your network provider tells you your 40GB data allowance has been used and it was only refreshed 2 days ago.

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By *rinthiaMan over a year ago

dundee

You know when your watching to much porn ....

when O2 put a parental control block on your phone

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

When you smile in a lift as it says "going down".

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By *lwenWoman over a year ago

De12 area

"i know when i cant get a plumber or sparky to turn up within minutes ,,

it gives me unreal expectations ,,,

iam a plumber i always turn up

ohhh come sort my radiator out for me then ,,,

Have you just tried bleeding the air out of it?"

That's not the problem..

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By *oddamnCouple over a year ago

leicestershire

You misread Double Pepperoni for double penetration...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal everyday signs and language starts to read something different. For example, I followed a van the other day offering airtight services... Or BBC... Anyone else found this?

I don't know about porn. But every time I hear someone say "Fab" I have my instant suspicions

This

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