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Why cant I get a meet?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always be positive.
Probably don't have your cock as your profile pic.
Read their profile carefully and tailor your message appropriately.
Try to only send a message if they're online.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get a friend to drive round your local streets, while you lean out the window, using a megaphone, shouting LADIES! IF YOU'RE IN THE KEIGHLEY/SKIPTON AREA I CAN PICK YOU UP TAKE YOU BACK TO MINE FOR AN OVERNIGHT OR LICK SUCK FUCK AND GO.. MESSAGE ME..
Throw out pictures of your shaven, flaccid penis. Think of it as a real life profile experiment. |
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By *inn2000Woman
over a year ago
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"Get a friend to drive round your local streets, while you lean out the window, using a megaphone, shouting LADIES! IF YOU'RE IN THE KEIGHLEY/SKIPTON AREA I CAN PICK YOU UP TAKE YOU BACK TO MINE FOR AN OVERNIGHT OR LICK SUCK FUCK AND GO.. MESSAGE ME..
Throw out pictures of your shaven, flaccid penis. Think of it as a real life profile experiment."
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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The fingerpokeybumwank look is never elegant. Stating you don't want bi men but then asking for MMF (2 men who play) as opposed to MFM is also a rookie error.
Also the line about "before it's too late" is a bit ominous.. no off want to think they are going to cause you are going to kark it by fucking you.
This info is an addendum to previous advice, not a replacement.
Good luck |
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Poor profile and poor pics.
You need to stand out from the crowd. Describe what you can offer as well as what you are looking for.
Personalise any messages you send to show you have read the profile. Be respectful and take rejection gracefully. And be patient. Best of luck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try taking pics that look cool trendy yet don't show much , chat shit in your profile without any reference to sex .
Proclaim yourself a gym instructor or ex golf medallist in martial arts and post profusely and you'll get something on here desperate ..
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"Advice on my profile, also lots of other existing threads with good advice. Socials and clubs are good for networking. "
The advice contained herein is good advice.
Personally we wouldn't contemplate meeting you.
Your status is off putting.
Your biog phraseology is off putting.
Your pictures are off putting.
You seem to be looking for nothing more than a fuck.
Not for us.
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Your name is a bit off putting...cock pics yet again, try be different maybe, personally I look at the name then the pics...then read the profile...so for me I wouldn't get further than reading the name... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a kids cartoon called "The Racoons" that I watched as a child. Have a Google at one of the characters, he was the bad guy and his name was Cyril Sneer.
Once you have that image in your head, compare it to a picture of a floppy cock.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have no pics on display and a shocking profile that basicly offers nothing. but if I send a message I try to be engaging and I avoid talking about sex because well talking about it's boring. |
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"Try taking pics that look cool trendy yet don't show much , chat shit in your profile without any reference to sex .
Proclaim yourself a gym instructor or ex golf medallist in martial arts and post profusely and you'll get something on here desperate ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remove cock pics...Remove I'm a pussy lover...re-write....speak as if you were talking to someone in a club about yourself, make it conversational and light. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remove cock pics...Remove I'm a pussy lover...re-write....speak as if you were talking to someone in a club about yourself, make it conversational and light. "
I've done it ,I'm a night club bouncer & seen someone looking a,few times so gone over and said are you ok coz your heads in the way of the wifi ..
Nothing rude or sleazy but birds like banter not desperate wankers |
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Change of profile and pictures, network through socials and finally consider a name change as some folks may not be looking at your profile as a result of being put off by a name including a sexual reference. |
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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago
Redhill |
"Get a friend to drive round your local streets, while you lean out the window, using a megaphone, shouting LADIES! IF YOU'RE IN THE KEIGHLEY/SKIPTON AREA I CAN PICK YOU UP TAKE YOU BACK TO MINE FOR AN OVERNIGHT OR LICK SUCK FUCK AND GO.. MESSAGE ME..
Throw out pictures of your shaven, flaccid penis. Think of it as a real life profile experiment."
HAHAHAHAHA this made me spit out my coffee!  especially the “flaccid penis” bit! |
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I note on your profile that you say you've 'plenty of experience of ffm' threesomes. Considering many single men struggle to find a single woman, you must be doing something exceptionally right to bed two women at the some time, 'plenty' of times.
I find it a surprise that someone who specialises in oral, and has clearly got an ability to bed two women, is asking for advice on how to get meets. |
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"I note on your profile that you say you've 'plenty of experience of ffm' threesomes. Considering many single men struggle to find a single woman, you must be doing something exceptionally right to bed two women at the some time, 'plenty' of times.
I find it a surprise that someone who specialises in oral, and has clearly got an ability to bed two women, is asking for advice on how to get meets."
Many experienced Fabbers are novices at FFM... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well tbh firstly your name? Doesn't really sound inviting secondly your profile pic just another cock shot to go with all the other cock shots on here be creative and thirdly well tbh ive not got a third because the first 2 are valid enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman on here don't seem to be interested in meeting or chatting. They ignore or delete just about every message I ever send, so my advice would be give up. "
Noooo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman on here don't seem to be interested in meeting or chatting. They ignore or delete just about every message I ever send, so my advice would be give up. "
Maybe it’s you, and not the women you’re messaging  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just face it you wont get a meet on here unless you have a huge cock,ya black under thirty and if helps loads of ya female "
I haven’t met anyone who is under 30, black, or has a huge cock
It’s negative attitudes like that, that put women off. I wouldn’t meet someone who blamed everyone but themselves for not getting a meet |
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I've not met anyone under 30, most have been white, most have had average cocks. Very few have been gym fit, none has offered me money or similar.
We do meet... people who stand out from the crowd in a good way. If you don't put the effort in, you'll be lucky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a friend to drive round your local streets, while you lean out the window, using a megaphone, shouting LADIES! IF YOU'RE IN THE KEIGHLEY/SKIPTON AREA I CAN PICK YOU UP TAKE YOU BACK TO MINE FOR AN OVERNIGHT OR LICK SUCK FUCK AND GO.. MESSAGE ME..
Throw out pictures of your shaven, flaccid penis. Think of it as a real life profile experiment."
Laugh out loud funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That avatar is just  . I wouldn't even read the message in all honesty. You really do need to consider who you are trying attract. Men or women? If its females, that's the wrong lure, I'm afraid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First and foremost, change that bloody username! No one will welcome you with open arms except Cheech Marin in "From Dusk till Dawn"... 
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Oh goodness. I didn't clock the username. |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
I usually write a nice long post to these explaining how I choose meets and therefore, where you would hit a roadblock with me and how you could improve.
In this case, there’s just too much to say. Take the advice in these comments and let us know so we can take another gander. |
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"Get a friend to drive round your local streets, while you lean out the window, using a megaphone, shouting LADIES! IF YOU'RE IN THE KEIGHLEY/SKIPTON AREA I CAN PICK YOU UP TAKE YOU BACK TO MINE FOR AN OVERNIGHT OR LICK SUCK FUCK AND GO.. MESSAGE ME..
Throw out pictures of your shaven, flaccid penis. Think of it as a real life profile experiment."
Actually hilarious |
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"Just face it you wont get a meet on here unless you have a huge cock,ya black under thirty and if helps loads of ya female "
I'm none of those and I do ok. Maybe because I have the right attitude. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's the profile pic I'm afraid. First thing people see will determine if they want to explore more. But a pic of your finger going up your ass I think would stop most in their tracks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I note on your profile that you say you've 'plenty of experience of ffm' threesomes. Considering many single men struggle to find a single woman, you must be doing something exceptionally right to bed two women at the some time, 'plenty' of times.
I find it a surprise that someone who specialises in oral, and has clearly got an ability to bed two women, is asking for advice on how to get meets."
Exactly this!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any advice on how to get meets? "
your not the only one who can not get a meet there loads of other men in the same boat on here but i think it more for chatting and nothing else as they want you to meet them at a social mainly but good luck anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I note on your profile that you say you've 'plenty of experience of ffm' threesomes. Considering many single men struggle to find a single woman, you must be doing something exceptionally right to bed two women at the some time, 'plenty' of times.
I find it a surprise that someone who specialises in oral, and has clearly got an ability to bed two women, is asking for advice on how to get meets."
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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"Woman on here don't seem to be interested in meeting or chatting. They ignore or delete just about every message I ever send, so my advice would be give up. "
Whenever someone sends us an intro message we look at their profile before even reading the message.
If their profile tells us nothing abut them, what they're looking for or what they offer there's little to pique our interest.
If they have a sillouette profile on no public pics there's even less to capture our interest.
When they have zero biography and zero pictures there's zero to interest us.
I suspect that's the same for the vast majority of members and often explains why people have little response to their messages.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a kids cartoon called "The Racoons" that I watched as a child. Have a Google at one of the characters, he was the bad guy and his name was Cyril Sneer.
Once you have that image in your head, compare it to a picture of a floppy cock.
P"
We will never look at that cartoon in the same way again ?????? |
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"Woman on here don't seem to be interested in meeting or chatting. They ignore or delete just about every message I ever send, so my advice would be give up.
Whenever someone sends us an intro message we look at their profile before even reading the message.
If their profile tells us nothing abut them, what they're looking for or what they offer there's little to pique our interest.
If they have a sillouette profile on no public pics there's even less to capture our interest.
When they have zero biography and zero pictures there's zero to interest us.
I suspect that's the same for the vast majority of members and often explains why people have little response to their messages.
M"
I don't have pictures on my profile as I want it to remain private. Wouldn't want to be recognised. However, I always put my photo on messages I send. Do most girls on here look at a profile before reading a message? Surely it's quicker just to look at the message? |
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"Woman on here don't seem to be interested in meeting or chatting. They ignore or delete just about every message I ever send, so my advice would be give up.
Whenever someone sends us an intro message we look at their profile before even reading the message.
If their profile tells us nothing abut them, what they're looking for or what they offer there's little to pique our interest.
If they have a sillouette profile on no public pics there's even less to capture our interest.
When they have zero biography and zero pictures there's zero to interest us.
I suspect that's the same for the vast majority of members and often explains why people have little response to their messages.
MI don't have pictures on my profile as I want it to remain private. Wouldn't want to be recognised. However, I always put my photo on messages I send. Do most girls on here look at a profile before reading a message? Surely it's quicker just to look at the message? "
Most women do look at the profile. It's how you sell yourself, and if it's poor, it's a no show.
I want to remain private too. My profile has lots of pictures. It's extremely easily done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Woman on here don't seem to be interested in meeting or chatting. They ignore or delete just about every message I ever send, so my advice would be give up.
Whenever someone sends us an intro message we look at their profile before even reading the message.
If their profile tells us nothing abut them, what they're looking for or what they offer there's little to pique our interest.
If they have a sillouette profile on no public pics there's even less to capture our interest.
When they have zero biography and zero pictures there's zero to interest us.
I suspect that's the same for the vast majority of members and often explains why people have little response to their messages.
M"
Yes totally agree with this |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
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"Woman on here don't seem to be interested in meeting or chatting. They ignore or delete just about every message I ever send, so my advice would be give up.
Whenever someone sends us an intro message we look at their profile before even reading the message.
If their profile tells us nothing abut them, what they're looking for or what they offer there's little to pique our interest.
If they have a sillouette profile on no public pics there's even less to capture our interest.
When they have zero biography and zero pictures there's zero to interest us.
I suspect that's the same for the vast majority of members and often explains why people have little response to their messages.
MI don't have pictures on my profile as I want it to remain private. Wouldn't want to be recognised. However, I always put my photo on messages I send. Do most girls on here look at a profile before reading a message? Surely it's quicker just to look at the message? "
Why would we look at the message before we know what the sender looks like, is interested in or can offer?
If the sender doesn't float our boat, doesn't tell us what he's interested in or what he offers, what's the point in reading the message?
It's very rare that we'll open a message from a zero picture, zero biog profile.
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"Any advice on how to get meets? "
Your profile is like your shop window.
I've just looked at yours and there's nowt there to make me think I want to talk to/meet this guy.
I get hundreds of messages and week.
If you want to get replies your profile need to stand out and you really need to sell yourself otherwise I delete and move on.
Good luck! |
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"Why would we look at the message before we know what the sender looks like, is interested in or can offer?
If the sender doesn't float our boat, doesn't tell us what he's interested in or what he offers, what's the point in reading the message?
It's very rare that we'll open a message from a zero picture, zero biog profile.
M "
Amen |
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"Any advice on how to get meets? "
"why are guys looking at my profile?.. Im straight and most of them are..??"
= DOES NOT HELP.
Most? so not all then?
So your a little bit of a gay icon?
could it be because you like fingers up your arse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Any advice on how to get meets?
"why are guys looking at my profile?.. Im straight and most of them are..??"
= DOES NOT HELP.
Most? so not all then?
So your a little bit of a gay icon?
could it be because you like fingers up your arse?"
i saw the update too op if you do a thread people look simple |
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Honestly mate, there are many reasons. I consider myself a fairly intelligent, articulate and not overly hideous bloke, bit I've only had a few meets in six months (some social, some not).
Thing is, women have so many options on here it's untrue. As much as I'd like to think it comes down to personality etc, it doesn't. If you're a young, gym fit bloke with a massive cock, you're going to get more attention than an average middle aged bloke. Just life really.
There will be some women who like what you have to offer, but they'll be few and far between. Take what you can, when you can and try not to stress. |
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" If you're a young, gym fit bloke with a massive cock, you're going to get more attention than an average middle aged bloke. Just life really. "
Sorry, I really don't agree.
I'm not young.
I'm a long way from gym fit.
Definitely don't have a massive cock.
I am an average middle aged bloke.
My profile is a bit meh.
My pics are pretty bland.
And yet.........
I'd write more to refute your suggestion but I'm a bit tired after the meet I had last night.
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By (user no longer on site)
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" If you're a young, gym fit bloke with a massive cock, you're going to get more attention than an average middle aged bloke. Just life really.
Sorry, I really don't agree.
I'm not young.
I'm a long way from gym fit.
Definitely don't have a massive cock.
I am an average middle aged bloke.
My profile is a bit meh.
My pics are pretty bland.
And yet"
Exactly this, dont try to con yourself - there are loads of lovely middle aged guys getting regular meets on here. |
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Deleting everything is just as bad!
Your bio is one sentence, you have no pictures & your profile name is PussyLover, so I expected a 20 year old who didn’t have the life experience to know better ... not a 51 year old man!!
Your profile screams instant delete I’m afraid  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Its very off putting tho especially for us men when you follow the advice given decent enough profile you spot a girl you like read through her profile taking notes of what she wants or don't wants and you feel you tick all the wants so you go introducing yourself avoiding the one liners and within seconds your blocked yh you get over the tiny handful its just how it goes but having it done to you by everyone that's in your area and other surrounding counties it doesn't do well for a man's confidence and then girls wonder's why we revert to hey how are you line and I'm not saying it never happens to the women but I guarantee its nowhere near as much as the men I suppose what I'm trying to say is girls at least give us a chance i know there are complete assholes ruining it for us but I promise there are good ones left including me lol |
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"Its very off putting tho especially for us men when you follow the advice given decent enough profile you spot a girl you like read through her profile taking notes of what she wants or don't wants and you feel you tick all the wants so you go introducing yourself avoiding the one liners and within seconds your blocked yh you get over the tiny handful its just how it goes but having it done to you by everyone that's in your area and other surrounding counties it doesn't do well for a man's confidence and then girls wonder's why we revert to hey how are you line and I'm not saying it never happens to the women but I guarantee its nowhere near as much as the men I suppose what I'm trying to say is girls at least give us a chance i know there are complete assholes ruining it for us but I promise there are good ones left including me lol "
If the girl isn't physically attracted to you she isn't gonna reply, realistically. Despite your efforts in note taking on the profile.
Looks are heightened more on a site like this. Particularly with the male:female ratio |
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"Its very off putting tho especially for us men when you follow the advice given decent enough profile you spot a girl you like read through her profile taking notes of what she wants or don't wants and you feel you tick all the wants so you go introducing yourself avoiding the one liners and within seconds your blocked yh you get over the tiny handful its just how it goes but having it done to you by everyone that's in your area and other surrounding counties it doesn't do well for a man's confidence and then girls wonder's why we revert to hey how are you line and I'm not saying it never happens to the women but I guarantee its nowhere near as much as the men I suppose what I'm trying to say is girls at least give us a chance i know there are complete assholes ruining it for us but I promise there are good ones left including me lol "
If she received something sounding like this message, I think i know why she blocked you. She just felt out of breath by the end. |
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"Its very off putting tho especially for us men when you follow the advice given decent enough profile you spot a girl you like read through her profile taking notes of what she wants or don't wants and you feel you tick all the wants so you go introducing yourself avoiding the one liners and within seconds your blocked yh you get over the tiny handful its just how it goes but having it done to you by everyone that's in your area and other surrounding counties it doesn't do well for a man's confidence and then girls wonder's why we revert to hey how are you line and I'm not saying it never happens to the women but I guarantee its nowhere near as much as the men I suppose what I'm trying to say is girls at least give us a chance i know there are complete assholes ruining it for us but I promise there are good ones left including me lol "
what you consider to be a decent profile, others may not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its very off putting tho especially for us men when you follow the advice given decent enough profile you spot a girl you like read through her profile taking notes of what she wants or don't wants and you feel you tick all the wants so you go introducing yourself avoiding the one liners and within seconds your blocked yh you get over the tiny handful its just how it goes but having it done to you by everyone that's in your area and other surrounding counties it doesn't do well for a man's confidence and then girls wonder's why we revert to hey how are you line and I'm not saying it never happens to the women but I guarantee its nowhere near as much as the men I suppose what I'm trying to say is girls at least give us a chance i know there are complete assholes ruining it for us but I promise there are good ones left including me lol
If the girl isn't physically attracted to you she isn't gonna reply, realistically. Despite your efforts in note taking on the profile.
Looks are heightened more on a site like this. Particularly with the male:female ratio "
I completely understand that it would be strange if you was interested in every one lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its very off putting tho especially for us men when you follow the advice given decent enough profile you spot a girl you like read through her profile taking notes of what she wants or don't wants and you feel you tick all the wants so you go introducing yourself avoiding the one liners and within seconds your blocked yh you get over the tiny handful its just how it goes but having it done to you by everyone that's in your area and other surrounding counties it doesn't do well for a man's confidence and then girls wonder's why we revert to hey how are you line and I'm not saying it never happens to the women but I guarantee its nowhere near as much as the men I suppose what I'm trying to say is girls at least give us a chance i know there are complete assholes ruining it for us but I promise there are good ones left including me lol
what you consider to be a decent profile, others may not."
yeah very true I'm sure it won't appease everyone would be great tho lol |
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"Any advice on how to get meets? "
As I've said before on countless threads on the same subject.
Whether it is a good one or not, a FAB profile is just one tool in the box (yours is pretty poor BTW)
Would you go to say help fix your mates car with just a rusty old screwdriver? Of course not. You would take a full box with sockets, spanners, grips, Etc Etc.
This game is no different, especially for a single guy.
Socials, clubs, general get together's Etc are the other tools in the box, and you really need to use them.
If you can't, or won't then don't expect much from this lifestyle. |
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"Its very off putting tho especially for us men when you follow the advice given decent enough profile you spot a girl you like read through her profile taking notes of what she wants or don't wants and you feel you tick all the wants so you go introducing yourself avoiding the one liners and within seconds your blocked yh you get over the tiny handful its just how it goes but having it done to you by everyone that's in your area and other surrounding counties it doesn't do well for a man's confidence and then girls wonder's why we revert to hey how are you line and I'm not saying it never happens to the women but I guarantee its nowhere near as much as the men I suppose what I'm trying to say is girls at least give us a chance i know there are complete assholes ruining it for us but I promise there are good ones left including me lol "
It's very off putting for women when you make comments and act like you are due a message back. No one on here is obligated to mail you back just because you find them attractive |
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"Do guys make these forum posts thinking the will get a sympathy fuck from a girl. These posts happen daily. Maybe guys should go read those posts "
I think that's exactly why men do it the same as the "I can't cum from a bj type posts" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always be positive.
Probably don't have your cock as your profile pic.
Read their profile carefully and tailor your message appropriately.
Try to only send a message if they're online.
Starters for ten"
Would disagree about only sending a message when online. It really pisses me off when men do that. But maybe it's just me |
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By *LawMan
over a year ago
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"Do guys make these forum posts thinking the will get a sympathy fuck from a girl. These posts happen daily. Maybe guys should go read those posts
I think that's exactly why men do it the same as the "I can't cum from a bj type posts""
Looking for a pitty fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any advice on how to get meets?
As I've said before on countless threads on the same subject.
Whether it is a good one or not, a FAB profile is just one tool in the box (yours is pretty poor BTW)
Would you go to say help fix your mates car with just a rusty old screwdriver? Of course not. You would take a full box with sockets, spanners, grips, Etc Etc.
This game is no different, especially for a single guy.
Socials, clubs, general get together's Etc are the other tools in the box, and you really need to use them.
If you can't, or won't then don't expect much from this lifestyle."
your profile is pretty good tho and fair play for what you said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do guys make these forum posts thinking the will get a sympathy fuck from a girl. These posts happen daily. Maybe guys should go read those posts
I think that's exactly why men do it the same as the "I can't cum from a bj type posts""
I often think that's just guys trying to big up there stamina in bed. When in reality 2 pumps and a squirt of tattie juice is all the can give |
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"Get a friend to drive round your local streets, while you lean out the window, using a megaphone, shouting LADIES! IF YOU'RE IN THE KEIGHLEY/SKIPTON AREA I CAN PICK YOU UP TAKE YOU BACK TO MINE FOR AN OVERNIGHT OR LICK SUCK FUCK AND GO.. MESSAGE ME..
Throw out pictures of your shaven, flaccid penis. Think of it as a real life profile experiment."
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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago
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"Its very off putting tho especially for us men when you follow the advice given decent enough profile you spot a girl you like read through her profile taking notes of what she wants or don't wants and you feel you tick all the wants so you go introducing yourself avoiding the one liners and within seconds your blocked yh you get over the tiny handful its just how it goes but having it done to you by everyone that's in your area and other surrounding counties it doesn't do well for a man's confidence and then girls wonder's why we revert to hey how are you line and I'm not saying it never happens to the women but I guarantee its nowhere near as much as the men I suppose what I'm trying to say is girls at least give us a chance i know there are complete assholes ruining it for us but I promise there are good ones left including me lol
If the girl isn't physically attracted to you she isn't gonna reply, realistically. Despite your efforts in note taking on the profile.
Looks are heightened more on a site like this. Particularly with the male:female ratio "
This is very true. I don't have time to reply to everyone that messages and will filter this way.
Did they attach a clear face picture like I mentioned on my profile? No? DELETE
Am I physically attached to them? No? Delete.
Yes? Read their profile and then their message and see what they have said, if a boring nothingness profile - Delete.
No one on here is deserved a reply.
I have previously messaged a guy I was attracted to and he replied saying I wasn't his type, saw his verifications and all from blonde women/couples.
No one is everyone's cuppa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well that isn't me if someone doesn't want to respond that's fine I'm not gunna spam please reply or why are you not replying and as for my comment I wasn't expecting a reply but some did including you lol |
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"Did you take any advice on board, OP?
Must of ~ he's got 2 veris
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It's like the effort I put into my profile and messages was wasted.....
Is there a "slapped in the face with a wet fish"emoji.......
*wanders of muttering and  ing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And don’t be worried about the major views to your profile page - people are just looking to see if your profile is as shite as others suggest.
It is by the way |
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