Friday Night Jokes

By *laytimenow OP Man over a year ago

Essex

Did you hear about the dyslexic juknie ?

Died of a dodgy F

By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Any one got any better

By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

Whats the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on

By *ingAlMan over a year ago

hereford

Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? bought himself a warehouse

By *laytimenow OP Man over a year ago

Essex

What do Lady Elephants use as Tampons ?

Sheep.

By *laytimenow OP Man over a year ago

Essex

Why do Elephants have trunks ?

How many sheep do you see with little bits of blue string on them

By *ge_load_ladMan over a year ago

NW & Mids

A while ago I went out one day, when I got back I found the budgie got out its cage and was fucking the dog..

Got some puppy for sale now-They're going cheap