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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Someone says they want an ATM

And you chuckle

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By *ovingittwoCouple over a year ago

Norwich

You develop a whole new language and find yourself dropping these words Into everyday conversations, then have to blame channel 5 for one of their documentary's !

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

You want to talk to everyone wearing ankle bracelets you see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a colleague inadvertently inconveniences you and apologises for the faf

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By *revaunanceCouple over a year ago

Exeter

When you have a sudden urge to plant pampas grass on every inch of your garden.... and install windowboxes!

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman over a year ago

Here and There

When you sit in the steam room or Jacuzzi at a normal hotel with a bikini on, not naked, for one and secondly have to hold back on seducing the single guy or hot couple beside you as it isnt standard protocol there and it just feels so damn unnatural to you that you long to be in the club where you feel like yourself

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By *ooliganMan over a year ago

Preston

You can't hear anyone on telly say "BBC" without smirking...

And those signs at temporary traffic lights that say "Three Way Control" take on a very different meaning!

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By *ommyxyzMan over a year ago

Crawley

when you have a lovely local tv round for breakfast and spend the rest of the day plotting a social meet with a lovely lady. what a day off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you sit in the steam room or Jacuzzi at a normal hotel with a bikini on, not naked, for one and secondly have to hold back on seducing the single guy or hot couple beside you as it isnt standard protocol there and it just feels so damn unnatural to you that you long to be in the club where you feel like yourself

As side note

Your bloody rubbish at reading messages

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