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"Do you do tree surgery? " I can handle my branch | |||
"Do you do tree surgery? " I do | |||
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"Do you do tree surgery? " cant do the surgery but not bad at trimming bushes! | |||
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"Who would like to use me" Me!! I need windows cleaning and a chimney sweep! | |||
"Are you looking for something in particular or just general house cleaning duties " Looking to be abused sexually | |||
"Who would like to use me Me!! I need windows cleaning and a chimney sweep! " Is that a euphemism? | |||
"We’re looking for a decent plumber. We found a crap one yesterday! " HAHA all the couple look for a decent size plumber no small ones... | |||
"Who would like to use me Me!! I need windows cleaning and a chimney sweep! Is that a euphemism?" I don’t abuse, I’m a nice middle class lady | |||
"Are you looking for something in particular or just general house cleaning duties Looking to be abused sexually " There are loads of women that will turn you down for sex will that count as abuse? | |||
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"I need a hitman for the ex wife " Can't she find her own? | |||
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"Who would like to use me" Can I park my bike between your arse cheeks? | |||
"Who would like to use me Can I park my bike between your arse cheeks?" Yes | |||
"Got some guttering that needs cleaning." Got some ladders if you want to lend them | |||
"Who would like to use me Can I park my bike between your arse cheeks? Yes" What about my 1000cc motorcycle? | |||
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