Fabbers what's the funniest embarrassing thing that's happened to you on a meet? Obv what you're happy to share.
Mine was when I met this gorgeous Bbw and we were getting hot and frisky as you do.
I had this cock ring which I bought from Ann summers and we got to fucking mid way i said to her there's a problem. I said I think u broke my cock as it was starting to ache and I actually couldn't feel it anymore with the damn ring on. So we took it off but what embarrassed me was that Lord know what's happened to my cock but poor sod wouldn't get hard again no matter what we tried lol i look back and laugh at it.
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"Mine was when i needed a poop during anal and the guy insisted that's just the way anal feels.
He handled what happened next quite well tbh."
Love that one!!!! His fault! |
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I had a guy come down with food poisoning.. on the bed kissing when suddenly he started projectile vomiting. He covered my bed, splattered my walls, washing and ran to bathroom before puking all over the toilet and the floor.
Obviously not his fault, but took me 5 loads of washing a lots of cleaning before all puke had gone!! |
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"Fabbers what's the funniest embarrassing thing that's happened to you on a meet? Obv what you're happy to share.
Mine was when I met this gorgeous Bbw and we were getting hot and frisky as you do.
I had this cock ring which I bought from Ann summers and we got to fucking mid way i said to her there's a problem. I said I think u broke my cock as it was starting to ache and I actually couldn't feel it anymore with the damn ring on. So we took it off but what embarrassed me was that Lord know what's happened to my cock but poor sod wouldn't get hard again no matter what we tried lol i look back and laugh at it.
I shared mine time for you to share your story..."
Did Anne Summers repair your cock? |
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"Mine was when i needed a poop during anal and the guy insisted that's just the way anal feels.
He handled what happened next quite well tbh.
Love that one!!!! His fault!"
Totally. He wanted to couple up after that even lol. |
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"Mine was when i needed a poop during anal and the guy insisted that's just the way anal feels.
He handled what happened next quite well tbh."
That is sooo funny |
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I met a new couple in a pub for a social and if all went well on to their house just down the road to continue.
While in the pub, the lady was so pleased that I turned up and excited that she started crying and couldn't stop, proper sobbing, we were being looked at by everyone, so we quickly moved on.
Once in their house, her nerve went completely, she kept saying she wanted me so much, but all she could do was tremble, so hubby told her to have a lie down.
Hubby and me watched match of the day, then I went home!
We keep in touch and who knows, once over her nerves.... |
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About five years ago I had a meet over mine, he had great evening/night fucking until early hours. Then we fell to sleep, I heard him wake up in the night and get out of bed and was just standing up, I took closer look and he was pissing in one of my boots. He got back into bed and I asked him if he was okay, he mumbled yeah and was out like a light. The next morning I was explaining to him what had happened he was so shocked and had no recollection, I told him to go look at the pissy boot in the bathroom sink.
I was annoyed as they were my newly bought purchase but didn’t show it as he was embarrassed. At the same time I was really glad it wasn’t my suede cowboy boots next to them as I think I would of asked for a replacement haha. |
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I met someone and they came back to my place... she got too d*unk and vomited everywhere.... I spent the rest of night giving her a shower , doing laundry, and cleaning up my apartment.... |
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"Fabbers what's the funniest embarrassing thing that's happened to you on a meet? Obv what you're happy to share.
Mine was when I met this gorgeous Bbw and we were getting hot and frisky as you do.
I had this cock ring which I bought from Ann summers and we got to fucking mid way i said to her there's a problem. I said I think u broke my cock as it was starting to ache and I actually couldn't feel it anymore with the damn ring on. So we took it off but what embarrassed me was that Lord know what's happened to my cock but poor sod wouldn't get hard again no matter what we tried lol i look back and laugh at it.
I shared mine time for you to share your story...
Did Anne Summers repair your cock?"
No lol
But u learnt my lesson about not using super tight cock rings... |
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