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Wish I’d never said it

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

At chams once playing in the couples room

What I thought was 2 guys walked in ( happens a lot and is annoying )

So I said “ excuse me, couples only”

That’s when I looked properly at the one with a shaved head as she shook her huge boobs in my face “ I’m all woman “ she said

I felt so stupid

“ sorry “ didn’t even come close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if it had been two men who were a gay couple?

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman over a year ago

Richmond

Ah, the Open Mouth, Insert Foot Syndrome.

I know it well.

I like to keep my truly cringe worthy moments safely hidden away in the deepest, darkest recesses of my brain.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"At chams once playing in the couples room

What I thought was 2 guys walked in ( happens a lot and is annoying )

So I said “ excuse me, couples only”

That’s when I looked properly at the one with a shaved head as she shook her huge boobs in my face “ I’m all woman “ she said

I felt so stupid

“ sorry “ didn’t even come close "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if it had been two men who were a gay couple?

Never crossed my mind

Thanks for a classic forum ‘ let’s try for an argument ‘ line

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Years ago during my first breast examination I was so embarrassed I actually said, "I can get used to this"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Years ago during my first breast examination I was so embarrassed I actually said, "I can get used to this""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if it had been two men who were a gay couple?

Never crossed my mind

Thanks for a classic forum ‘ let’s try for an argument ‘ line "

It's a valid point.

What if two women walked in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Years ago during my first breast examination I was so embarrassed I actually said, "I can get used to this""

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went to the bank once and asked a teller when she was due to have her baby...

She said “ I’m not pregnant “

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if it had been two men who were a gay couple?

Never crossed my mind

Thanks for a classic forum ‘ let’s try for an argument ‘ line

It's a valid point.

What if two women walked in?"

Thanks for the classic, oh wait, you have tits, you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if it had been two men who were a gay couple?

Never crossed my mind

Thanks for a classic forum ‘ let’s try for an argument ‘ line "

That's not them tryong for an argument. It's a valid comment

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"I went to the bank once and asked a teller when she was due to have her baby...

She said “ I’m not pregnant “"

I got out my car in the office car park and a guy id not seen for a while walked in with me. He said “you look amazing pregnancy is working for you”. I looked at him and said... “im not pregnant”

Took me 5 minutes to burst out laughing. He was mortified and desperately trying to dig out of the hole. I was 8 months pregnant.

I know it was evil.

V x

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

"I went to the bank once and asked a teller when she was due to have her baby...

She said “ I’m not pregnant “

Took me 5 minutes to burst out laughing. He was mortified and desperately trying to dig out of the hole. I was 8 months pregnant.

I know it was evil.

V x "

So evil

I would have crawling up my own arse.

Him

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By *eeleyWoman over a year ago

Dudley

I was getting stitched up after giving birth and I was abit loopy on gas and air, I kept feeling a sharp pain and for some reason I had it in my mind that the nurse was struggling to cut the suture, so I came out with 'why don't you just bite the thread?'.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I went to the bank once and asked a teller when she was due to have her baby...

She said “ I’m not pregnant “

Took me 5 minutes to burst out laughing. He was mortified and desperately trying to dig out of the hole. I was 8 months pregnant.

I know it was evil.

V x "

Class. Made me chuckle x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At chams once playing in the couples room

What I thought was 2 guys walked in ( happens a lot and is annoying )

So I said “ excuse me, couples only”

That’s when I looked properly at the one with a shaved head as she shook her huge boobs in my face “ I’m all woman “ she said

I felt so stupid

“ sorry “ didn’t even come close "

Then what happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if it had been two men who were a gay couple?

Never crossed my mind

Thanks for a classic forum ‘ let’s try for an argument ‘ line

It's a valid point.

What if two women walked in?"

Women are allowed in

Unlucky

Try again

I’m sure if you try hard enough you can get some bullying going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if it had been two men who were a gay couple?

Never crossed my mind

Thanks for a classic forum ‘ let’s try for an argument ‘ line

It's a valid point.

What if two women walked in?

Women are allowed in

Unlucky

Try again

I’m sure if you try hard enough you can get some bullying going "

Why are women allowed in the couples only room?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I went to the bank once and asked a teller when she was due to have her baby...

She said “ I’m not pregnant “"

All blokes....you should never..ever...ever ...ev.errr say this to a woman unless you are really sure she's pregnant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if it had been two men who were a gay couple?

Never crossed my mind

Thanks for a classic forum ‘ let’s try for an argument ‘ line

It's a valid point.

What if two women walked in?

Women are allowed in

Unlucky

Try again

I’m sure if you try hard enough you can get some bullying going

Why are women allowed in the couples only room?"

Ask the club

I don’t make the rules

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

"I went to the bank once and asked a teller when she was due to have her baby...

She said “ I’m not pregnant “

Took me 5 minutes to burst out laughing. He was mortified and desperately trying to dig out of the hole. I was 8 months pregnant.

I know it was evil.

V x "
that’s brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Years ago during my first breast examination I was so embarrassed I actually said, "I can get used to this""

Brilliant!!!

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By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

I was making love to this mans wife when I said do you want ago killed it stone dead.

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