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By *d4jane OP Couple
over a year ago
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hi everyone....we had a meet over xmas, and enjoyed it very much, but in the morning ed had a very painfull knee!!
this got us thinking...what swinging injuries have people got in the name of having fun??? |
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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago
south staffs |
Haha, what a good subject !
I will admit to a couple of cut lips from over-enthusiastic kissing, and a strained thigh muscle from riding hard . . . but nothing that could stop the fun.
Jane x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got stuck on a bedpost once. Middle of a party and I was clearly just trying to show off. It was an old fashioned kind of bed with a big round knob on the end of the post. Charlie bet me that I couldn't fit it in. I could, but then someone made me laugh and I tensed up around the damn thing. That was it, I was stuck, everyone started trying to help me off it but i couldn't stop laughing long enough to relax the muscles. Took me over an hour to relax enough to be able to ease myself back round it. Can you imagine having to call the paramedics to that scene! Needless to say i had a very sore foof for the next few weeks. Damn that exhibitionist in me!! Thank god it was in our own home too!! xx |
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after a night in xts in the middle of winter.. we had a party in our hotel room... 8 cples 2 twin beds hubby fell of the bed burnt his ass on the rad big red make ... the sex stop as he was runnin around the room with everyone else double up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember the time Lesley Ash was injured by her partner?
That was put down as an act during a sexual frolic, or she used it as a cover due to her being physically assaulted over something....
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Have had my leg cramp while riding a guy, almost took poor sods cock off n put my ex in A&E with a cut on his eyeball from one of my nails that took 2 weeks to heal - it was an accident, honest!  |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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was before my swinging days but i managed to tear the muscles in my back so badly whilst riding a guy after giving him a very long bj(he couldn't come and i was a stubborn bitch and wanted him to). ended up bedridden for a week and had to call doc out to give an anti spasmodic injection- dumb doc believed me when i said i had fallen off a motorbike doing 60mph lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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friction burn on roof of mouth from sucking like a dyson lol dislocated hip joint from being in splits position while laying on back and guy leant on my leg ouch! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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sore knees and hands...
was a dogging meet, I was new and crawled around on all fours for an hour... fecking scrubbery and twigs ripped my hands and knees to pieces.
No one approached  |
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lady i knew very well asked if she could entertain a guy to my place when i was at work one afternoon for a secret liason,i got back from work that evening and she came round and told me the guy (a little bit older than her)had suffered a heart attack!,she rang the ambulance and told them "be discreet,but take him away,he is not mine and i dont live here!",...what a dilemna eh?. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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in a club watching a girl being DP'd, one guy in his back, she is riding him facing his feet, with another guy in her, thought she was really into it going on "ah,ah,ah" in quick succession oh god, fuck it, oh god, the guy on top going a bit harder....
it took every one in the room a while to realise that she was in pain, she said "oh god, it's me knee , it's gone again.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chipped my tooth bending over to kiss someone who was sitting on the sofa. It was a wooden floor and my feet slipped and I banged my chin off his chest! |
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By *d4jane OP Couple
over a year ago
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"sore knees and hands...
was a dogging meet, I was new and crawled around on all fours for an hour... fecking scrubbery and twigs ripped my hands and knees to pieces.
No one approached "
Ha! Ha! Ha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A woman once cut the head of my penis with her wedding ring whilst giving me an overly aggressive hand job. Therefore I now insist on right hands only when with married women. |
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I feel like ive been down the gym now after our last meet my ab muscles are killing me (mrs) 
