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Read there profile. Take notes from it as to what there here for and wanting. Introduce yourself stating what you could bring them. If that fails then just "hi how are you" goes down well |
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"Try not to use "hi how are you babe" followed by your dick pic. That would be a good start 
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Agree, small talk is for losers.. Just send 78 photos of your cock from different angles. Bonus points if some are next to the sky remote (6 points) can of Sure deodorant (8 points) and a can of Special Brew a full 30 points! I'd say that will get your victim (sorry I mean potential lover) straight in the sheets with you!! |
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"Try not to use "hi how are you babe" followed by your dick pic. That would be a good start
Agree, small talk is for losers.. Just send 78 photos of your cock from different angles. Bonus points if some are next to the sky remote (6 points) can of Sure deodorant (8 points) and a can of Special Brew a full 30 points! I'd say that will get your victim (sorry I mean potential lover) straight in the sheets with you!!"
You forgot to mention cock with the lovely background of a dirty toilet bowl  |
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"Try not to use "hi how are you babe" followed by your dick pic. That would be a good start
Agree, small talk is for losers.. Just send 78 photos of your cock from different angles. Bonus points if some are next to the sky remote (6 points) can of Sure deodorant (8 points) and a can of Special Brew a full 30 points! I'd say that will get your victim (sorry I mean potential lover) straight in the sheets with you!!
You forgot to mention cock with the lovely background of a dirty toilet bowl "
Oh yes.. Always ensure the background scene is set before taking those cock pics. A dirty toilet bowl is perfect but failing that just make sure the room looks like it was last decorated in 1973 and last cleaned just 1 week later. Strewn clothes like dirty underwear on the floor will complete your mystique.. How could any girl resist?!?!?! |
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"Try not to use "hi how are you babe" followed by your dick pic. That would be a good start
Agree, small talk is for losers.. Just send 78 photos of your cock from different angles. Bonus points if some are next to the sky remote (6 points) can of Sure deodorant (8 points) and a can of Special Brew a full 30 points! I'd say that will get your victim (sorry I mean potential lover) straight in the sheets with you!!
You forgot to mention cock with the lovely background of a dirty toilet bowl
Oh yes.. Always ensure the background scene is set before taking those cock pics. A dirty toilet bowl is perfect but failing that just make sure the room looks like it was last decorated in 1973 and last cleaned just 1 week later. Strewn clothes like dirty underwear on the floor will complete your mystique.. How could any girl resist?!?!?!"
Footnote... State in your main profile text that your 100% straight but then display at least 30 verifications from men only. That always seals the deal. |
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"Try not to use "hi how are you babe" followed by your dick pic. That would be a good start
Agree, small talk is for losers.. Just send 78 photos of your cock from different angles. Bonus points if some are next to the sky remote (6 points) can of Sure deodorant (8 points) and a can of Special Brew a full 30 points! I'd say that will get your victim (sorry I mean potential lover) straight in the sheets with you!!"
This should be sent to every guy when they join. Explains it perfectly  |
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"Try not to use "hi how are you babe" followed by your dick pic. That would be a good start
Agree, small talk is for losers.. Just send 78 photos of your cock from different angles. Bonus points if some are next to the sky remote (6 points) can of Sure deodorant (8 points) and a can of Special Brew a full 30 points! I'd say that will get your victim (sorry I mean potential lover) straight in the sheets with you!!
This should be sent to every guy when they join. Explains it perfectly "
It will be as soon as Brexit completes |
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