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Last purchase to use during sex?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cattle feed..... (I'm bored)
Did you read the actual question?
If so, do we want to know how cattle feed comes into your sex life?"
I think I was trying to suggest I had sex with livestock.... sorry, I did say I was bored.... (and clearly not very funny) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of my purchases are used for nonsexual kinks. Can't remember the last actual sex toy I bought....
Aha! (had to go back and look thru my toybox gallery):-
A completely hopeless LoveHoney 'O-Force 2' male vibe, an excellent Lovehoney 'Power Play' vibe - and a couple of strapon attachments.
Although technically, the O-Force is intended for solo pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A massage candle.. clit clamp...sexy new stockings... x"
Bought a clit clamp here too.. very disappointed, couldn’t get it to stay on! I really should have another try 
Mrs F x |
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"A massage candle.. clit clamp...sexy new stockings... x
Bought a clit clamp here too.. very disappointed, couldn’t get it to stay on! I really should have another try
Mrs F x"
We managed ok with ours... see pic.... it heightens the feeling thats for sure... x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A massage candle.. clit clamp...sexy new stockings... x
Bought a clit clamp here too.. very disappointed, couldn’t get it to stay on! I really should have another try
Mrs F x
We managed ok with ours... see pic.... it heightens the feeling thats for sure... x"
Looks great on you  I just haven’t got anything fleshy enough to attach it to! |
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"Oh and a slut collar...."
 Kinda reminds me!
I work in retail - and today at work a woman came in with an Anne Summers bag. My colleague, who served her, is from the Philippines. She’s nosey as hell but very naive! She asked the lady what she’d bought from Anne Summers - assuming she’d got underwear!
I expected thelady to mind her own business tbh but she didn’t - she told her she’d bought a dog collar!
I almost pissed myself laughing whilst the lady explained what a dog collar was for in ‘sex’ terms and how she liked to be led round by it! My colleague was totally stunned! May stop her being so nosey in future! |
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"Oh and a slut collar....
Kinda reminds me!
I work in retail - and today at work a woman came in with an Anne Summers bag. My colleague, who served her, is from the Philippines. She’s nosey as hell but very naive! She asked the lady what she’d bought from Anne Summers - assuming she’d got underwear!
I expected thelady to mind her own business tbh but she didn’t - she told her she’d bought a dog collar!
I almost pissed myself laughing whilst the lady explained what a dog collar was for in ‘sex’ terms and how she liked to be led round by it! My colleague was totally stunned! May stop her being so nosey in future! "
*to tell her to mind her own business! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and a slut collar....
Kinda reminds me!
I work in retail - and today at work a woman came in with an Anne Summers bag. My colleague, who served her, is from the Philippines. She’s nosey as hell but very naive! She asked the lady what she’d bought from Anne Summers - assuming she’d got underwear!
I expected thelady to mind her own business tbh but she didn’t - she told her she’d bought a dog collar!
I almost pissed myself laughing whilst the lady explained what a dog collar was for in ‘sex’ terms and how she liked to be led round by it! My colleague was totally stunned! May stop her being so nosey in future!
*to tell her to mind her own business! "
Hahaha! Good for that lady! |
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"A massage candle.. clit clamp...sexy new stockings... x
Bought a clit clamp here too.. very disappointed, couldn’t get it to stay on! I really should have another try
Mrs F x
We managed ok with ours... see pic.... it heightens the feeling thats for sure... x
Looks great on you I just haven’t got anything fleshy enough to attach it to!"
Thanks.... it came with two nipple clamps too....xx I'm sure plenty of other toys will do the job x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A massage candle.. clit clamp...sexy new stockings... x
Bought a clit clamp here too.. very disappointed, couldn’t get it to stay on! I really should have another try
Mrs F x
We managed ok with ours... see pic.... it heightens the feeling thats for sure... x
Looks great on you I just haven’t got anything fleshy enough to attach it to!
Thanks.... it came with two nipple clamps too....xx I'm sure plenty of other toys will do the job x
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Yes, I got those too! No issues with those
Xx |
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"Oh and a slut collar....
Kinda reminds me!
I work in retail - and today at work a woman came in with an Anne Summers bag. My colleague, who served her, is from the Philippines. She’s nosey as hell but very naive! She asked the lady what she’d bought from Anne Summers - assuming she’d got underwear!
I expected thelady to mind her own business tbh but she didn’t - she told her she’d bought a dog collar!
I almost pissed myself laughing whilst the lady explained what a dog collar was for in ‘sex’ terms and how she liked to be led round by it! My colleague was totally stunned! May stop her being so nosey in future! "
Love this story. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Condoms from co-op, fwb messaged to ask if I could get some, great! The one time I go in my work uniform, and the self service checkouts aren't working. This girl sucked it up and faced the situation head on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was a new outfit, the red and black one on my profile.
Tuesdays meet will be new lingerie, new dress up outfit. Pop rocks for a fizzy blow job. Champagne again to use while sucking him. New stockings and a new toy. Will be almost 3 weeks since I last saw this guy he's going to be spoilt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was a new outfit, the red and black one on my profile.
Tuesdays meet will be new lingerie, new dress up outfit. Pop rocks for a fizzy blow job. Champagne again to use while sucking him. New stockings and a new toy. Will be almost 3 weeks since I last saw this guy he's going to be spoilt "
Gorgeous hope you have a good night |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was a new outfit, the red and black one on my profile.
Tuesdays meet will be new lingerie, new dress up outfit. Pop rocks for a fizzy blow job. Champagne again to use while sucking him. New stockings and a new toy. Will be almost 3 weeks since I last saw this guy he's going to be spoilt
Gorgeous hope you have a good night "
Thank you... Where did you get the spank me knickers they sound great |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was a new outfit, the red and black one on my profile.
Tuesdays meet will be new lingerie, new dress up outfit. Pop rocks for a fizzy blow job. Champagne again to use while sucking him. New stockings and a new toy. Will be almost 3 weeks since I last saw this guy he's going to be spoilt
Gorgeous hope you have a good night
Thank you... Where did you get the spank me knickers they sound great "
Where all the classy purchases are made ... Amazon Ha! |
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"New humbler, funnel hood, tonnes of rope, inflatable dildo, parachute ball stretcher with weights and electro sounding probe  "
I’ve got three of these items in my play bag. One problem is that my balls are too big to get the weighted stretcher on. It’s a solid stretcher, ie it has no Allen key or hinges so any ideas to fix that problem for me?? |
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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago
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"New humbler, funnel hood, tonnes of rope, inflatable dildo, parachute ball stretcher with weights and electro sounding probe
I’ve got three of these items in my play bag. One problem is that my balls are too big to get the weighted stretcher on. It’s a solid stretcher, ie it has no Allen key or hinges so any ideas to fix that problem for me?? "
I got one which is adjustable so can make smaller or bigger. Might make a difference? Or improvise |
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"New humbler, funnel hood, tonnes of rope, inflatable dildo, parachute ball stretcher with weights and electro sounding probe
I’ve got three of these items in my play bag. One problem is that my balls are too big to get the weighted stretcher on. It’s a solid stretcher, ie it has no Allen key or hinges so any ideas to fix that problem for me??
I got one which is adjustable so can make smaller or bigger. Might make a difference? Or improvise "
Thanks will get the lube out and try again |
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"Was a new outfit, the red and black one on my profile.
Tuesdays meet will be new lingerie, new dress up outfit. Pop rocks for a fizzy blow job. Champagne again to use while sucking him. New stockings and a new toy. Will be almost 3 weeks since I last saw this guy he's going to be spoilt "
He's one hell of a lucky guy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was a new outfit, the red and black one on my profile.
Tuesdays meet will be new lingerie, new dress up outfit. Pop rocks for a fizzy blow job. Champagne again to use while sucking him. New stockings and a new toy. Will be almost 3 weeks since I last saw this guy he's going to be spoilt
He's one hell of a lucky guy! "
He's worth it... He's not a bad fuck   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A remote controlled silicon toy that sits inside and on the clit....then i got patted down trying to enter a bar and was refused entry because i was vibrating lol |
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