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By *ir Phineas Lucius Ashby OP Man over a year ago

nr Chester NW

What 5 ithing would be on your menu for a meet up

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Legs, arms, torso, genitals and head

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Pork pie

Sausage rolls

Quiche

Samosas

Sandwiches

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By *ir Phineas Lucius Ashby OP Man over a year ago

nr Chester NW

"Legs, arms, torso, genitals and head"

Serial killer right there

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Legs, arms, torso, genitals and head

Serial killer right there "

Nah -you can pick up most of them from your local butcher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pork pie

Sausage rolls

Quiche

Samosas

Sandwiches "

No scotch eggs? No chicken portions? No vol-au- vents ? Shit buffet spread, count me out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pork pie

Sausage rolls

Quiche

Samosas

Sandwiches

No scotch eggs? No chicken portions? No vol-au- vents ? Shit buffet spread, count me out"

No vol-au-vents? Fuck that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pork pie

Sausage rolls

Quiche

Samosas

Sandwiches

No scotch eggs? No chicken portions? No vol-au- vents ? Shit buffet spread, count me out

No vol-au-vents? Fuck that!

Exactly....im off for a Maccies...wanna come with?

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By *utsidenakedMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Real cream clitty, port pussy, with stilton thighs,pineapple lips,with toffe vodka nipples

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By *dward_TeagueMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Pork pie

Sausage rolls

Quiche

Samosas

Sandwiches

No scotch eggs? No chicken portions? No vol-au- vents ? Shit buffet spread, count me out

No vol-au-vents? Fuck that!

Exactly....im off for a Maccies...wanna come with?"

The OP said 5 items otherwise I’d have improved my catering!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chips & Gravy

Oven bottom muffin

Can of Cherry Coke

I think I’d be stuffed after that

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By *adeiteWoman over a year ago

Stafford

"Pork pie

Sausage rolls

Quiche

Samosas

Sandwiches "

I'm sad. You missed off any drinks. Where's the Gin at?

Also no desserts?

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Pork pie

Sausage rolls

Quiche

Samosas

Sandwiches "

Too many carbs !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pork pie

Sausage rolls

Quiche

Samosas

Sandwiches

Too many carbs !"

It's burning the carbs off that's the fun part

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By *30FetMan over a year ago

Bucharest

Cream pie...

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By *hunderstruckMan over a year ago

Northampton

Bargain bucket( extra large )

Crate of Prosecco

Crate of Stella

Shaky cream

Bacon butties for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imagine going into a normal restraurant and the menu is full of sex acts on offer

would you order or get up and leave?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Imagine going into a normal restraurant and the menu is full of sex acts on offer

would you order or get up and leave?"

Order of course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Imagine going into a normal restraurant and the menu is full of sex acts on offer

would you order or get up and leave?

Order of course."

Damn right

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By *ir Phineas Lucius Ashby OP Man over a year ago

nr Chester NW

With you two above on the menu I’d order seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to comeback to this thread when I’ve got an appetite.

And why no drinks? People get thirsty you know.

Coffee, tea, iced water, cola, cordial.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gin

Tonic Water

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Sex on the beach

Long sloe comfortable screw

Slippery nipple

Screaming orgasm

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Sex on the beach

Long sloe comfortable screw

Slippery nipple

Screaming orgasm"

I think then you'd most likely be

"Too d*unk to fuck"

As the Dead Kennedy's so aptly put it

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

A bag of Haribo, A gallon of silky lube, twin pack of ripples, a parsnip and a pack of baby wipes

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