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"Wow...Had to click on this thread! Thought it was some new hardcore fetish that was sweeping the nation. A tad disappointed but feel a bit safer...." Hmmmmmm a new hardcore fetish hey now theres an idea mmmmm wonder if I could get any giny pigs willing to partake | |||
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"Shagged hard enough to get a warm glow but never burst into flames. " lol im sure I could sort that for ya if you so desired lol I fuck hard x | |||
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"Shagged hard enough to get a warm glow but never burst into flames. " Love that warm glow. Probably why hearing about dogging in January just leaves us cold.... | |||
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"So if an Eeeel is an Electric Eeeel then how come the water around it aint effected? does it have its own earth under the skin?????????????? "I've heard that some wear rubber gloves..But I can't prove it. | |||
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"So if an Eeeel is an Electric Eeeel then how come the water around it aint effected? does it have its own earth under the skin??????????????
I've heard that some wear rubber gloves..But I can't prove it."hahaha thats the bloody spirit m8 and just what I was looking for lol lol I think theres only you read my post properly so far and every one else is missing the point entirely hahaha keep it up yeah | |||
"I like yorkshire puds" Got to agree on that one, seems some good things do come from the North East  | |||
"I like yorkshire puds Got to agree on that one, seems some good things do come from the North East "This is how we do it :D | |||
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"There was a boy his name was Jim his friends were very good to him they gave him tea and cakes and jam and slices of delicous ham theres nothing for Jim they wouldnt do, they evn took him to the zoo but there it was that dreadfull fate befell him which I will now relate! So whos heard this one before then folks and who can fill in the rest of the peom please on here!????????????????????" or poem even lol soz bloody dark in here now haha | |||
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"Something about always keeping your hand in a Nurse and getting head from a lion "yeah thats along the right lines mmmm head from a lion hey snarrrrrrl haha wouldnt mind head from the female lioness of ur profile if the rest of her is anything to go off the bristols | |||
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"wouldnt mind head from the female lioness of ur profile if the rest of her is anything to go off the bristols " I may be slightly biased, but imo the photo is not doing her justice  | |||
"Something about always keeping your hand in a Nurse and getting head from a lion "Nah its the stick wi a orses ed andle | |||
"wouldnt mind head from the female lioness of ur profile if the rest of her is anything to go off the bristols I may be slightly biased, but imo the photo is not doing her justice "It is a very, very nice photo..... | |||
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"I don't like Spontaneous human combustion. Much prefer to arrange things well in advance. Still, it heats the local swimming pool." You plan in advance people bursting into flames & put their bodies in your swimming pool ? | |||
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"I wish I had a swimming pool. No, The local council uses the heat from the crematorium to heat the local pool. http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2011/jan/24/crematorium-heat-swimming-pool-redditch" I have heard about this before and i Must say I think its great but the sinister side in me would want a clause in my will to say that I must be allowed up the ventalation pipes and into the pool so I can get amongst the costumes out there hahaha | |||
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" A psychic once told me that I was destined to die from Spontaneous Human Combustion. Since then, I eat numerous bags of un-popped popcorn on a daily basis. Just to confuse the fuck out of whoever finds my body." That is soooo funny.... | |||
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"Something about always keeping your hand in a Nurse and getting head from a lion
yeah thats along the right lines
mmmm head from a lion hey snarrrrrrl haha wouldnt mind head from the female lioness of ur profile if the rest of her is anything to go off the bristols "There was a Boy whose name was Jim; His Friends were very good to him. They gave him Tea, and Cakes, and Jam, And slices of delicious Ham, And Chocolate with pink inside And little Tricycles to ride, And read him Stories through and through, And even took him to the Zoo-- But there it was the dreadful Fate Befell him, which I now relate. You know--or at least you ought to know, For I have often told you so-- That Children never are allowed To leave their Nurses in a Crowd; Now this was Jim's especial Foible, He ran away when he was able, And on this inauspicious day He slipped his hand and ran away! He hadn't gone a yard when--Bang! With open Jaws, a lion sprang, And hungrily began to eat The Boy: beginning at his feet. Now, just imagine how it feels When first your toes and then your heels, And then by gradual degrees, Your shins and ankles, calves and knees, Are slowly eaten, bit by bit. No wonder Jim detested it! No wonder that he shouted ``Hi!'' The Honest Keeper heard his cry, Though very fat he almost ran To help the little gentleman. ``Ponto!'' he ordered as he came (For Ponto was the Lion's name), ``Ponto!'' he cried, with angry Frown, ``Let go, Sir! Down, Sir! Put it down!'' The Lion made a sudden stop, He let the Dainty Morsel drop, And slunk reluctant to his Cage, Snarling with Disappointed Rage. But when he bent him over Jim, The Honest Keeper's Eyes were dim. The Lion having reached his Head, The Miserable Boy was dead! When Nurse informed his Parents, they Were more Concerned than I can say:-- His Mother, as She dried her eyes, Said, ``Well--it gives me no surprise, He would not do as he was told!'' His Father, who was self-controlled, Bade all the children round attend To James's miserable end, And always keep a-hold of Nurse For fear of finding something worse. | |||
"I like yorkshire puds Got to agree on that one, seems some good things do come from the North East "ah ha...but the recipe I have started doing comes from Gino the chef....and he is italian !!....they sure do rise to the occasion though | |||
"ah ha...but the recipe I have started doing comes from Gino the chef....and he is italian !!....they sure do rise to the occasion though "But is he from the North East of Italy? if so thats close enough and as long as it rises to the occasion then satisfaction is only a matter of time | |||
"wouldnt mind head from the female lioness of ur profile if the rest of her is anything to go off the bristols I may be slightly biased, but imo the photo is not doing her justice "Ok so pls can I see another photo that does then? | |||
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