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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I’ve updated my profile, reckon I’ve got it nailed down but appreciate any thoughts or advice
Thanks
T"
Dude, just assume womens pussies don't smell like Grimsby. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would love to see your face coz you must be an Adonis x"
Apparently you can’t look me directly in the eyes otherwise you’ll immediately have the most powerful orgasm ever and self combust  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would love to see your face coz you must be an Adonis x
Apparently you can’t look me directly in the eyes otherwise you’ll immediately have the most powerful orgasm ever and self combust "
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I can see youve tried to go for a humourous take mirroring what a majority of some women’s profile read like (I’ve done similar with mine with the questions that a majority of some guys ask) but I think it’s missed the mark and will go over the heads of most and they’ll just read it and unfortunately just think you’re a bit of an arsehole
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thanks for all the comments and messages, especially the ones telling me to leave the site.
It’s good to see that it’s not just the men that don’t read profiles, the caveat at the foot that it is a p1ss take has clearly been lost on some. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.
I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.
Heaven forbid someone should be offended
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.
I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.
Heaven forbid someone should be offended
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Exactly! Can’t be missing out on quality minge for being offensive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.
I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.
Heaven forbid someone should be offended
Exactly! Can’t be missing out on quality minge for being offensive "
Minge you are quality Tommy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.
I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.
Heaven forbid someone should be offended
Exactly! Can’t be missing out on quality minge for being offensive Minge you are quality Tommy "
Thanks, I know what you’re thinking, I bet that smooth talking bastard gets all the bitches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can’t see anything wrong with that. Perhaps add that you can breathe through your ears and that you’re a heavy cummer and that you can go again and again. They’ll be queuing up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spot on profile, all you do now is wait for the clunge to fill your inbox.
I was tempted to use clunge but thought it may offend some people.
Heaven forbid someone should be offended
Exactly! Can’t be missing out on quality minge for being offensive Minge you are quality Tommy
Thanks, I know what you’re thinking, I bet that smooth talking bastard gets all the bitches "
You took the words right out of my clunge I mean mouth x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got it the first time i read it..
However, the fact you have to qualify it by adding a caveat says more about you than those who think it is serious "
If you saw the messages I’d had you would see why the caveat was added... some real vitriol and hatred on here at times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got it the first time i read it..
However, the fact you have to qualify it by adding a caveat says more about you than those who think it is serious "
The fact you have to comment on his caveat, then say it says more about him, suggests you didn’t get it at all and therefore in summary says more about you, I would suggest.
As a side note, the word is quantify.
Yours sincerely
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Can someone read my profile and give me tips,as I don't think it's working "
It all sounds a bit vague and thrown together. Give it some thought and say more specifically what you have to offer a meet and what you expect from a meet and would you meet a 99 year old? |
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