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Any amusing stories (not shaming)
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Having torn an intercostal muscle I (M) am currently abed drifting on a codene cloud and made me think of one of our first and very enjoyable meets.
We’d been chatting to this couple . Exchanged numbers and talking on the phone to finalise details at ours ... all sorted then we got a text message saying there something the Hubby thought we should know. I called him back and he very sweetly said “I hadn’t mentioned it before but I do have a leg in plaster is that going to be a problem ?” 
It wasn’t for us. (Turned out well for him as he ended up on the bottom of a heap of bodies )
No nasty stories please but any that are gently amusing and wouldn’t cause offence would help me pass the afternoon xx |
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Not sure if it's funny or just plain horrendous....
A guy I know met a woman for a hotel meet. She'd requested a suite, not just a room.
And turned up with 3 kids in tow.
"Don't worry," she said. "They'll just sit in the other room and play games." |
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"Not sure if it's funny or just plain horrendous....
A guy I know met a woman for a hotel meet. She'd requested a suite, not just a room.
And turned up with 3 kids in tow.
"Don't worry," she said. "They'll
just sitin the other room and play games.""
a woman told me prior to a meet that she had her sisters baby with her but he'd be "no trouble" |
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"Not sure if it's funny or just plain horrendous....
A guy I know met a woman for a hotel meet. She'd requested a suite, not just a room.
And turned up with 3 kids in tow.
"Don't worry," she said. "They'll just sit in the other room and play games.""
Erm .....  borderline I think x |
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"Not sure if it's funny or just plain horrendous....
A guy I know met a woman for a hotel meet. She'd requested a suite, not just a room.
And turned up with 3 kids in tow.
"Don't worry," she said. "They'll
just sitin the other room and play games."a woman told me prior to a meet that she had her sisters baby with her but he'd be "no trouble" "
 I was expecting bed braking stories or helping to move the piano sort of thing !! |
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We have had all sorts of meets. Some gently amusing, some not so much and some excellent. I hesitate to give details because I wouldn't want people to recognise themselves but we have on occasion driven home with faces like . |
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"We have had all sorts of meets. Some gently amusing, some not so much and some excellent. I hesitate to give details because I wouldn't want people to recognise themselves but we have on occasion driven home with faces like . "
Us too. And no definitely not wanting to out upset people. When we moved to France we met a guy through a French site. Ex pat. Ended up helping me fix the central heating in the house as it was so cold first. X |
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Oh, there was also the time where the guy started licking my leg. It could have been erotic. I'd put body butter on my legs to make them soft. He ran howling from the room. Apparently it was the most disgusting thing known to man. I nearly died laughing, it was just so comical. |
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"We have had all sorts of meets. Some gently amusing, some not so much and some excellent. I hesitate to give details because I wouldn't want people to recognise themselves but we have on occasion driven home with faces like .
Us too. And no definitely not wanting to out upset people. When we moved to France we met a guy through a French site. Ex pat. Ended up helping me fix the central heating in the house as it was so cold first. X"
Killed two birds with one stone there  |
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We once had a meet (old account) with a lady who had a broken wrist in plaster. Made for an interesting time with all of us "checkig the hand is safe" every 2 seconds in the mass of bodies and it ended up being quite a good laugh. |
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"We have had all sorts of meets. Some gently amusing, some not so much and some excellent. I hesitate to give details because I wouldn't want people to recognise themselves but we have on occasion driven home with faces like .
Us too. And no definitely not wanting to out upset people. When we moved to France we met a guy through a French site. Ex pat. Ended up helping me fix the central heating in the house as it was so cold first. X
Killed two birds with one stone there "
He was a nice guy .. and to be fair it was very cold! |
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"We once had a meet (old account) with a lady who had a broken wrist in plaster. Made for an interesting time with all of us "checkig the hand is safe" every 2 seconds in the mass of bodies and it ended up being quite a good laugh. "
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Was playing with good couple friends of mine in their hotel room. Everything going great. We decided to stop for a breather/water/coffee. The coffee machine was just outside the door
The good lady decides to pop out to grab coffee - there is a problem with coffee machine. So hubby and I decide to help her.
Room door slams shut and we are all on the other side.
Hotwife is in basque, suspenders and heels. Hubby is naked and I am in briefs..
Dont ask me how three grown people ended up on the wrong side of the door
The lady had to find a maid who let us back in.
We laugh about it now!
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"Was playing with good couple friends of mine in their hotel room. Everything going great. We decided to stop for a breather/water/coffee. The coffee machine was just outside the door
The good lady decides to pop out to grab coffee - there is a problem with coffee machine. So hubby and I decide to help her.
Room door slams shut and we are all on the other side.
Hotwife is in basque, suspenders and heels. Hubby is naked and I am in briefs..
Dont ask me how three grown people ended up on the wrong side of the door
The lady had to find a maid who let us back in.
We laugh about it now!
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Brilliant !!! |
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