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Girls.... What Xmas present would you like?
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over a year ago
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"I'm not offering to buy it, just curious as to what you'd really like? (Realistically, not things like George Clooney wrapped up in dairy milk)
Over to you girls..."
So Ryan Reynolds tied to a bed covered in whipped cream is out the question? |
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"A spa day, new perfume, a night away but most of all, I’d rather just had a cosy night together "
Wow thanks, we barely know each other! Please send me your full postal address on this forum and make sure the turkey is cooked for 2pm xx. AHH, sorry, a cosy night in with your fella, not me. Got it  |
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"I'm not offering to buy it, just curious as to what you'd really like? (Realistically, not things like George Clooney wrapped up in dairy milk)
Over to you girls...
So Ryan Reynolds tied to a bed covered in whipped cream is out the question?"
Yes...whipped cream is SO Difficult to get out at 30 degrees wash |
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Something that shows a bit of thought. Something personal is always best.
Here’s a tip lads,
Actually ask the wife/girlfriend what vacuum cleaner she has, don’t buy her the wrong size bags, it just makes you look like you don’t care. |
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Off the top of my head - an Olivia Burton watch, decent bluetooth headphones, lingerie.
I'll probably buy them myself when my student loan and wages come in. |
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"Makeup, lingerie, clothes, gym stuff.
Sexy lingerie I guess.. What colour would you do for?
Sorry typo.. go for...
Red, blue, purple or green. Something that works with my skin tone. "
Like the idea of green or perhaps purple, that sounds like it could be sexy x |
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"Makeup, lingerie, clothes, gym stuff.
Sexy lingerie I guess.. What colour would you do for?
Sorry typo.. go for...
Red, blue, purple or green. Something that works with my skin tone.
Like the idea of green or perhaps purple, that sounds like it could be sexy x"
I've got a green set that really looks great on me, but I'm losing weight and it's getting a bit big. My next favourite is my blue one. |
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"A polytunnel. Not one of those flimsy efforts but a good sturdy survive any gale and nurture your toms type of one. With a bar of dairy milk too  "
Is that pc these days, wanting anything made of plastic. Think about the poor fish in the sea and the polar bears x
Even Ann summers had just brought out a range of wooden rabbits now. Splinters all round but at least the world is a safer place now xx |
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"A polytunnel. Not one of those flimsy efforts but a good sturdy survive any gale and nurture your toms type of one. With a bar of dairy milk too
Is that pc these days, wanting anything made of plastic. Think about the poor fish in the sea and the polar bears x
Even Ann summers had just brought out a range of wooden rabbits now. Splinters all round but at least the world is a safer place now xx"
I'll have one of those fancy victorian style greenhouses then. All wood and glass.
You can keep the rabbit |
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"I recieved a very wonderful Christmas present today.
He knows me so well xx
Looking forward to trying it out later
You can't just leave us hanging like that.. Come on, tell us all what it is..."
I like to waft out, on a cloud of mystery |
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"A polytunnel. Not one of those flimsy efforts but a good sturdy survive any gale and nurture your toms type of one. With a bar of dairy milk too
Is that pc these days, wanting anything made of plastic. Think about the poor fish in the sea and the polar bears x
Even Ann summers had just brought out a range of wooden rabbits now. Splinters all round but at least the world is a safer place now xx
I'll have one of those fancy victorian style greenhouses then. All wood and glass.
You can keep the rabbit "
They tried cardboard rabbits first. They were light to carry but kept getting a little soggy..  |
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"I recieved a very wonderful Christmas present today.
He knows me so well xx
Looking forward to trying it out later
You can't just leave us hanging like that.. Come on, tell us all what it is...
I like to waft out, on a cloud of mystery "
Your bowl movements are of no interest to us! |
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"I recieved a very wonderful Christmas present today.
He knows me so well xx
Looking forward to trying it out later
You can't just leave us hanging like that.. Come on, tell us all what it is...
I like to waft out, on a cloud of mystery
Your bowl movements are of no interest to us! "
Have you been talking with Tigger & Herts 
Ah man, those 2.
They'll never let me live it down |
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"A kitchenaid food mixer...it won’t haopen but a girl can dream
Ooo forgot this and one of these in pink "
Most definitely pink or I’d be happy with baby blue or yellow...all super cute |
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"A kitchenaid food mixer...it won’t haopen but a girl can dream
Omg I want one too!
Mrs"
I bought myself a Kenwood chef last year
Noboby can make Yorkshire pudding better than me now... It's official |
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I'd like an unlimited amount to spend in agent provocateur.
But I would settle for a sexy bodysuit that is versatile in that it's not restricted to just the bedroom. |
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"Anything with Chanel No.5 on the box.
First thing my kids always buy me
Mine still don’t believe that’s all I’d like and I’ve been wearing it since I was 13."
I was given a bottle with a little left in it when I was about 5, after telling my mums boss she smelled lovely!
My son thought he'd got a cheap bargain one year.
Asked the cashier how much that size was, thought she had got it wrong so was out the shop with it, without reading the label.
It was talc |
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"I would love to know what to buy my wife for Xmas
A v8 Dyson vaccum cleaner and a Ryan air flight to the sunshine
Even better, a neato botvac. Robot hoover. Thank me later
Mrs"
Its all about the shark  |
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"I'd like an unlimited amount to spend in agent provocateur.
But I would settle for a sexy bodysuit that is versatile in that it's not restricted to just the bedroom."
I knew that £10 voucher for screwfix would come in handy as they already have an offer on overalls so I'm quids in
Mr |
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"I think marigolds are a perfect gift.
Now which lady is free to iron my shirts.
Your wife?"
lol no wife. i wear them. one must look after his hands you know |
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"I'm not offering to buy it, just curious as to what you'd really like? (Realistically, not things like George Clooney wrapped up in dairy milk)
Over to you girls..."
Tbh I’d love an extra day - 24 hours without having to juggle work (inc Xmas Eve), hospital visits, single parenting, Christmas preparations, financial issues, house renting issues, council tax and preparing for 12 of us at mine on Christmas Day!
If I could have one extra day - all to myself - I’d just sleep and read - and pretend there was no one else in the world! |
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