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Funniest thing you've read on a profile?
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By *exford OP Man
over a year ago
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Discounting all the silly legal notices, threats to sue and warnings to far away university pervs there are so many but one of my recent ones must be 'my tits are as real as they can be for a cross dresser'
That'll be false then will it?
Come on, what have you read that made you laugh?
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By *exford OP Man
over a year ago
discombobulated land |
"I'm not sure if it's funny or terrifying, but one that always leaps out at me is "I take care of myself, I know what soap is".
Going above and beyond there  "
They probably mean Emmerdale or EastEnders! |
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"Discrete meets only"
More irratating than anything but I'm guessing they have partners or something but you're not exactly going to announce it on Facebook are you?
"Won't meet you if you've met the same week you're arranging to meet with me, I don't want sloppy seconds"
There was another person who was just putting themselves down all through the profile, I've ever seen anything like that.
Ive also seen ass pussy person that was a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love it when they have cannot travel, cannot accommodate. What they on here for then?"
Local to them. As in the same town maybe. Or they can't drive. So if a guy lives far from them and still wants to meet, he'll have to drive to her house, pick her up for simple car fun or hotel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The last 12 months you had time to write a status a day telling people that you were looking forward to "tonite", "mmm that was good #youknowwhoyouare", "hung needed" etc etc.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love it when they have cannot travel, cannot accommodate. What they on here for then? maybe on here to just chat to peeps. xx 
Thought that was what f.ace.b.ook was for?"
What sex chat? Pic swapping sex pics?? Or cam sex chats?
What kind of Facebook do you have?? lol.
Staying on FAB just to chat, swap pics or use the forums, isn't against site rules. They're free to use fab in their own way all the time they play by this sites rules.
Stop worrying what others do and meet those who do tick your boxes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love it when they have cannot travel, cannot accommodate. What they on here for then? maybe on here to just chat to peeps. xx
Thought that was what f.ace.b.ook was for?"
You can't post clunge pics and get on the most fabbed there... |
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"Love it when they have cannot travel, cannot accommodate. What they on here for then? maybe on here to just chat to peeps. xx
Thought that was what f.ace.b.ook was for?
You can't post clunge pics and get on the most fabbed there..."
Clunge 
Mrs |
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By *exford OP Man
over a year ago
discombobulated land |
"Love it when they have cannot travel, cannot accommodate. What they on here for then? maybe on here to just chat to peeps. xx
Thought that was what f.ace.b.ook was for?
What sex chat? Pic swapping sex pics?? Or cam sex chats?
What kind of Facebook do you have?? lol.
Staying on FAB just to chat, swap pics or use the forums, isn't against site rules. They're free to use fab in their own way all the time they play by this sites rules.
Stop worrying what others do and meet those who do tick your boxes "
Agree with you on every point. Remember this thread was just a light hearted opportunity to talk about what funny things you see on the site. I think it's funny if they say they can't travel or accommodate x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it's funny when I see others writing on their profile or the forums telling others how they should be using FAB.
Don't you just love hypocrisy!?
Then there are others who refuse to have any public photos and write on their profile, it's due to their job |
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By *exford OP Man
over a year ago
discombobulated land |
"I think it's funny when I see others writing on their profile or the forums telling others how they should be using FAB.
Don't you just love hypocrisy!?
Then there are others who refuse to have any public photos and write on their profile, it's due to their job "
Keep it light x  |
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"Love it when they have cannot travel, cannot accommodate. What they on here for then?"
I won't accommodate. When I said I could travel, I'd get crap about not dropping everything and going a couple of hundred miles on a whim. Local only. |
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By *exford OP Man
over a year ago
discombobulated land |
"Love it when they have cannot travel, cannot accommodate. What they on here for then?
I won't accommodate. When I said I could travel, I'd get crap about not dropping everything and going a couple of hundred miles on a whim. Local only. "
You don't need to defend yourself, xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“My Ass pussy is looking to get pregnant”
Made me laugh I have to say
Mrsk
I have a few questions... 
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I had more than a few questions.....very interesting profile I have to say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seen a good 1
This site is not match.com. I'm not looking to date, seduce or marry. The only thing I want to know that matches are the curtains and carpet. "
no wonder I had a inbox full of guys asking if I was bi....
But back to the thread.... the funniest thing I’ve read on a profile is smallish/smaller BBW.....
I’m awaiting a black guy with a profile stating he is a smaller BBC.... |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"Seen a good 1
This site is not match.com. I'm not looking to date, seduce or marry. The only thing I want to know that matches are the curtains and carpet.
no wonder I had a inbox full of guys asking if I was bi....
But back to the thread.... the funniest thing I’ve read on a profile is smallish/smaller BBW.....
I’m awaiting a black guy with a profile stating he is a smaller BBC...."
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