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What would you do to the person above? Festive Edition!
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"I’d rein you in, dear Rude elf!" Buy him a chrstmas jumper with reindeers on it, i reckon he would carry it off  | |||
"I’d rein you in, dear Rude elf!" Punderful! | |||
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"Call crimewatch " Hire a van, well the rest will be a surprise  | |||
"Drink" Rock him around the Christmas tree x | |||
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"I’d rein you in, dear Rude elf! Punderful!" Cheers. Kinda proud ! It’s rare that I pop one that ... (add the expletive you fancy) | |||
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"buy a pint" Find out what Scotsmen really have under their kilts | |||
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"Find out whats under clares skirt " Find out what John Snows. | |||
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"Flambé his pudding " Ouch !!  | |||
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"Buy him a bra for xmas ! " Do my tits look big in this lol  | |||
"Buy him a bra for xmas ! Do my tits look big in this lol "Get him a glass of eggnog.... Whatever the hell it is  | |||
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"Show him how to wank while listening to Mariah Carey " Eskimo kiss | |||
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"Kiss " And buy her a rabbit so we could use tge cucumber for sandwiches | |||
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"pull a cracker" Nibble of the puddings | |||
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"Share a sprout" Help him empty his sack | |||
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"Share a sprout Help him empty his sack " pull a cracker | |||
"Share a sprout Help him empty his sack pull a cracker " Eat her with the Santa hat on | |||
"Share a sprout Help him empty his sack " Place her at the top of the Christmas tree as she looks like an angel  | |||
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"share a pint, and the wife..." Roast and baste Mrs | |||
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"Add some tinsel" Pull on her Santa Bow | |||
"Add some tinsel" Cover bits in brandy sauce and lick it off! | |||
"Add some tinsel Pull on her Santa Bow "How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday
Will wear ready for pulling | |||
"Add some tinsel Pull on her Santa Bow
How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday
Will wear ready for pulling "Anything they wanted to lol xx | |||
"Add some tinsel Pull on her Santa Bow
How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday
Will wear ready for pulling
Anything they wanted to lol xx"Kiss all the way up those legs  | |||
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"Add some tinsel Pull on her Santa Bow
How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday
Will wear ready for pulling "Is in your pics already! | |||
"share a pint, and the wife..." Which one first | |||
"share a pint, and the wife... Which one first " Get him an iron man onesie to add to the current collection, which looks strangely good! | |||
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"Add some tinsel Pull on her Santa Bow
How did you know I had one? It arrived yesterday
Will wear ready for pulling
Is in your pics already! "No, haven't tried it on yet  | |||
"share a pint, and the wife... Which one first Get him an iron man onesie to add to the current collection, which looks strangely good! " Or a hulk | |||
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"Dress him up like an elf "get him tickets for the TT. | |||
"Dress him up like an elf get him tickets for the TT. "Feed him before midnight | |||
"Dress him up like an elf get him tickets for the TT.
Feed him before midnight "A dry t shirt and a towel | |||
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"Unstiff him" Buy a festive jumper
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"Unstiff him Buy a festive jumper
C"Buy skimpy clothes | |||
"Unstiff him Buy a festive jumper
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Buy skimpy clothes "Grab the reins and ride her round the world... | |||
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"Unstiff him Buy a festive jumper
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Buy skimpy clothes "Use said items for a personalised greetings card
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"Unstiff him Buy a festive jumper
C
Buy skimpy clothes
Use said items for a personalised greetings card
C"Greet n perve | |||
" Greet n perve "Kiss from head to toe....under the mistletoe | |||
" Greet n perve
Kiss from head to toe....under the mistletoe "Lend him my festive jumper | |||
" Greet n perve
Kiss from head to toe....under the mistletoe
Lend him my festive jumper"play in the snow and make snow Angeles togeather | |||
" Greet n perve
Kiss from head to toe....under the mistletoe
Lend him my festive jumper
play in the snow and make snow Angeles togeather "Absolutely agree | |||
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"You’re on, both of you!" Where’s the mistletoe?  | |||
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"Put her on the naughty list "Swap secret santas | |||
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"Quick where's the mistletoe "Above you | |||
"Quick where's the mistletoe "happily become the meat in the sandwich | |||
"Quick where's the mistletoe
happily become the meat in the sandwich " | |||
"Quick where's the mistletoe
happily become the meat in the sandwich "Love to nibble that sandwich | |||
"Quick where's the mistletoe
happily become the meat in the sandwich
Love to nibble that sandwich "Pass him the butter knife | |||
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"Nothing as i have man flu this year round" Paracetamol or a hot brandy then x | |||
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" Paracetamol or a hot brandy then x" I think I’d have to save unwrapping this little stocking filler until last. Otherwise I’d just spend all day playing with her and completely forget about all my other presents. | |||
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"buy a pint " Take a sneaky look under his kilt | |||
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"Go underwear shopping together. Then cocktails x" Hold the door open for them | |||
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"Go underwear shopping together. Then cocktails x Hold the door open for them" Go to a Bruce Willis lookalike competition with | |||
"Go underwear shopping together. Then cocktails x Hold the door open for them Go to a Bruce Willis lookalike competition with "I have more hair | |||
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"Keep you warm. You look cold x "The nips are a dead give away | |||
"Just sit and stare at that ass "It is a mighty fine ass.... What I wouldn't do to you .... | |||
"Just sit and stare at that ass
It is a mighty fine ass....
What I wouldn't do to you .... "Tickle mercilessly | |||
"Just sit and stare at that ass
It is a mighty fine ass....
What I wouldn't do to you .... "I’m intrigued.... | |||
"Just sit and stare at that ass
It is a mighty fine ass....
What I wouldn't do to you ....
I’m intrigued...."I'd love to get my hands on you | |||
"Just sit and stare at that ass
It is a mighty fine ass....
What I wouldn't do to you ....
I’m intrigued....
I'd love to get my hands on you"And then......? | |||
"Just sit and stare at that ass
It is a mighty fine ass....
What I wouldn't do to you ....
I’m intrigued....
I'd love to get my hands on you
And then......?"Then my mouth probably..... But it's terribly bad manners to hijack a thread. | |||
"Just sit and stare at that ass
It is a mighty fine ass....
What I wouldn't do to you ....
I’m intrigued....
I'd love to get my hands on you
And then......?
Then my mouth probably..... But it's terribly bad manners to hijack a thread. "Well feel free to message instead | |||
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"Beers" Beer definitely | |||
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"let him buy me a glass of wine..." Take them both out for dinner  | |||
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"Share a bowl of sprouts " You can keep them, I detest sprouts lol | |||
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"Role play. Can I be Jane? X" The way I see it, you could be whoever you want! | |||
"Role play. Can I be Jane? X" You may, yes | |||
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"Pull Tarzan like a cracker " xx | |||
"Pull Tarzan like a cracker
xx"And keep pulling.... | |||
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"Pull Tarzan like a cracker
xx"Swing from his vine | |||
"Pull Tarzan like a cracker
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Swing from his vine "It is hard and extremely long in length and girth, do you have big hands to grab onto tightly? lol xx | |||
"Pull Tarzan like a cracker
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Swing from his vine
It is hard and extremely long in length and girth, do you have big hands to grab onto tightly? lol xx"And green? | |||
"Pull Tarzan like a cracker
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Swing from his vine
It is hard and extremely long in length and girth, do you have big hands to grab onto tightly? lol xx
And green? "I dont know the colour, I suffer from monochromatic colour blindness which means I only see shades, black white and grey. xx | |||
