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Couple should read this

By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Good luck, hope you find what you are looking for. X

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Sorry OP, but those things would suggest you would not be suitable for DP.

Nita

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex. "

You're a sophisticated Sex-robot sent through time to change the future for 1 lucky lady?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

You're a sophisticated Sex-robot sent through time to change the future for 1 lucky lady?"

Haha that made me chuckle

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Oh you've just given me the best idea for role play, I'm Sarah Connor and the guy is the T1000!

Thanks OP and good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you read that back to yourself before you posted this?

I think not?

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

You're a sophisticated Sex-robot sent through time to change the future for 1 lucky lady?"

Max 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fair play for the honesty and balls! But you have more luck winning the national lottery and euromillions the same night as well as being invited to a reverse gang bang by the 5 girls in the current top 10 hot fabbed pics!!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

You're a sophisticated Sex-robot sent through time to change the future for 1 lucky lady?

Max 2 "
??

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

You're a sophisticated Sex-robot sent through time to change the future for 1 lucky lady?

Max 2 "
I'm sure the couples might look at this thread and say to themselves "I'll be back".

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Can you please give us references?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Terminator?

*clamps thighs shut*

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Can you please give us references?

Speak to my agent

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Can you please give us references?

Speak to my agent"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you read that back to yourself before you posted this?

I think not?

English is his 3rd language x

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

You're a sophisticated Sex-robot sent through time to change the future for 1 lucky lady?

Max 2 I'm sure the couples might look at this thread and say to themselves "I'll be back".

Lady will ask me to get married after a night

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

You're a sophisticated Sex-robot sent through time to change the future for 1 lucky lady?

Max 2 I'm sure the couples might look at this thread and say to themselves "I'll be back".

Lady will ask me to get married after a night"

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Can you please give us references?

Speak to my agent

Why?"

Pm me and I will send you my porn movie

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

You're a sophisticated Sex-robot sent through time to change the future for 1 lucky lady?

Max 2 I'm sure the couples might look at this thread and say to themselves "I'll be back".

Lady will ask me to get married after a night"

To whom?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Terminator?

*clamps thighs shut*"

Oh jeez

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex. "

Well done, OP. You've said exactly what you want, so I'm sure you will get lots of replies.

Do be sure to have many cock pics on your profile..

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Terminator?

*clamps thighs shut*

Oh jeez

Oho looks like we have a winner.

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

Well done, OP. You've said exactly what you want, so I'm sure you will get lots of replies.

Do be sure to have many cock pics on your profile..

Thats why I bought today Iphone X

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By *inkycreamCouple over a year ago

manchester

The real shermanater

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

[Removed by poster at 16/12/18 20:58:12]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"The real shermanater

You can call as you like

but Im not easy

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"The real shermanater

*snort*

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Will see if I can ok it with Mrs N. I'll be back....... ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone fancy setting up a quick couples profile with me?

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Will see if I can ok it with Mrs N. I'll be back....... ..."

God bless you. You are the most buetiful women Ive seen here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex. "

Sounds painful for a DP

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

A lady once said my cock was like a weapon .. why because I've destroyed you ?

No it's an oozy 9mm she said.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"A lady once said my cock was like a weapon .. why because I've destroyed you ?

No it's an oozy 9mm she said."

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

Nah. I know Kamasutra from a do z

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By *inkycreamCouple over a year ago

manchester

"Anyone fancy setting up a quick couples profile with me?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

Sounds painful for a DP

"
No pain no gain

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By *rtmarshMan over a year ago

Stewarton

"Good luck, hope you find what you are looking for. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

Sounds painful for a DP

No pain no gain

As in potential anal prolapse?

. I'd rather not tooty over the toilet seat for a few days and sit on a ring doughnut, for a hard DP. The family may get suspicious

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

LADIES LADIES

MY INBOX ARE NEARLY FINISH.

GOT ONE MORE SPACE.

REMEMBER YOU TAKE A RISK.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think we realise it'd be risky, mate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is confidence and there is absolutely shit faced d*unk!

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"There is confidence and there is absolutely shit faced d*unk!"

Dont be mad.

One day you will get a lvl like me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is confidence and there is absolutely shit faced d*unk!

Dont be mad.

One day you will get a lvl like me.

I hope not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

Sounds painful for a DP

No pain no gain

As in potential anal prolapse?

. I'd rather not tooty over the toilet seat for a few days and sit on a ring doughnut, for a hard DP. The family may get suspicious

"
How do you do the gag icon??

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

It is better to keep your mouth closed and allow people to think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Well 4 weeks ago you didn’t have a clue how to find a couple for DP so I guess this is as good an approach as any

You never know. It could work.

V x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

Sounds painful for a DP

No pain no gain

As in potential anal prolapse?

. I'd rather not tooty over the toilet seat for a few days and sit on a ring doughnut, for a hard DP. The family may get suspicious

How do you do the gag icon??

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Well 4 weeks ago you didn’t have a clue how to find a couple for DP so I guess this is as good an approach as any

You never know. It could work.

V x"

I just not wasting time and keep going. Soon you will see me at Playboy House

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

I was going to join in until I saw the number of comments. Then I just grabbed my wine and popcorn and came for the

Massive

everyone. You didn't disappoint

V x

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

Just send me your number and we are fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well 4 weeks ago you didn’t have a clue how to find a couple for DP so I guess this is as good an approach as any

You never know. It could work.

V x

I just not wasting time and keep going. Soon you will see me at Playboy House"

Just make sure not to be seen. Security can be very strict with intruders

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Well 4 weeks ago you didn’t have a clue how to find a couple for DP so I guess this is as good an approach as any

You never know. It could work.

V x

I just not wasting time and keep going. Soon you will see me at Playboy House

Just make sure not to be seen. Security can be very strict with intruders

Haha!

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Terminator or Barry Sheen ?

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Terminator or Barry Sheen ?"

Call me pussy rider

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liked the confidence of OP.

You literally destroyed some in the forum lol

Best wishes mate

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Terminator or Barry Sheen ?

Call me pussy rider "

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Liked the confidence of OP.

You literally destroyed some in the forum lol

Best wishes mate "

I CAN DESTROY SOMETHING ELSE

If you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Terminator or Barry Sheen ?

Call me pussy rider "

You ride a moped?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liked the confidence of OP.

You literally destroyed some in the forum lol

Best wishes mate

I CAN DESTROY SOMETHING ELSE

If you know what I mean"

Your chances of success on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

OOH I get it now .... your tonight's comedy act, so sorry I really thought you were being serious

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Liked the confidence of OP.

You literally destroyed some in the forum lol

Best wishes mate

I CAN DESTROY SOMETHING ELSE

If you know what I mean

Your chances of success on Fab?"

Sorry learn English mate

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liked the confidence of OP.

You literally destroyed some in the forum lol

Best wishes mate

I CAN DESTROY SOMETHING ELSE

If you know what I mean

Your chances of success on Fab?

Sorry learn English mate

Will do, thanks for your advice

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery"

I indeed, only live once. I only have one body and I don't want to suffer needlessly with the after effects of injury for the rest of my life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery"

Sorry, learn English mate

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By *bigone81Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

Profile says ‘can’t travel’? What not even back in time?... I think skynet would say different..

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery

Sorry, learn English mate

I wish but bust as hell with women those days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is better than anything on the Tele at the minute!

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and allow people to think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

Mark Twain

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"This is better than anything on the Tele at the minute! "

Was just thinking the same thing,this is comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This guy I’d taking the piss... isn’t he?

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and allow people to think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
You're like a Swinging Yoda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and allow people to think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

"
I thought it was Dennis Thatcher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're talking about things he hasn't done yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery

Sorry, learn English mate

I wish but bust as hell with women those days

Bust? Thank Christ you know a plastic surgeon... hopefully you do part payment too? Or do you destroy them and they end up footing all the bill? At least they will never forget meeting you..... Ever!

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and allow people to think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

Correct Lisa quite apt I thought?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery

Sorry, learn English mate

I wish but bust as hell with women those days

Busy how?

Contesting law suits after destroying them with your massive wanger

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery

Sorry, learn English mate

I wish but bust as hell with women those days

Bust? Thank Christ you know a plastic surgeon... hopefully you do part payment too? Or do you destroy them and they end up footing all the bill? At least they will never forget meeting you..... Ever!

You win

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and allow people to think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

Correct Lisa quite apt I thought?

Absolutely

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

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By *inkycreamCouple over a year ago

manchester

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery

Sorry, learn English mate

I wish but bust as hell with women those days

He’s completely unspoiled by failure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery"

Got one of those already, cheers though.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Also, surgery freaking hurts?

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery

Sorry, learn English mate

I wish but bust as hell with women those days

Bust? Thank Christ you know a plastic surgeon... hopefully you do part payment too? Or do you destroy them and they end up footing all the bill? At least they will never forget meeting you..... Ever!

Just send me PM

You just domt know how to start with me.

Dont worry baby I a good guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog"

People like you usually made for me sandwich at school

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By *bigone81Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

Looking forward to checking this thread in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery

Sorry, learn English mate

I wish but bust as hell with women those days

Bust? Thank Christ you know a plastic surgeon... hopefully you do part payment too? Or do you destroy them and they end up footing all the bill? At least they will never forget meeting you..... Ever!

Just send me PM

You just domt know how to start with me.

Dont worry baby I a good guy

I'm too skint to afford the fallout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just want to say that Im free from now. Any couple looking for a men who gonna made a best double penetration just text me. Im a terminator who loves a deep and hard sex.

You're a sophisticated Sex-robot sent through time to change the future for 1 lucky lady?"

Good work. Can only now think of the OP as Sherman from American Pie...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog

People like you usually made for me sandwich at school"

Well that answers one question...

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery

Sorry, learn English mate

I wish but bust as hell with women those days

Bust? Thank Christ you know a plastic surgeon... hopefully you do part payment too? Or do you destroy them and they end up footing all the bill? At least they will never forget meeting you..... Ever!

Just send me PM

You just domt know how to start with me.

Dont worry baby I a good guy

I'm too skint to afford the fallout

Kiss kiss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't speak for others but I don't want any part of me being terminated or destroyed

Yolo baby

I now a good plastic surgery

Sorry, learn English mate

I wish but bust as hell with women those days

Bust? Thank Christ you know a plastic surgeon... hopefully you do part payment too? Or do you destroy them and they end up footing all the bill? At least they will never forget meeting you..... Ever!

Just send me PM

You just domt know how to start with me.

Dont worry baby I a good guy

I'm too skint to afford the fallout

Ooooh, nasty thought that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just posting so I can remember where to go when I need a pick me up. I feel good about myself now.. This takes things to a whole new level..

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Bragging about yourself violates norms of modesty and politeness - and if you were really competent, your work would speak for itself.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog"

*Dyslexic

The irony

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LADIES LADIES

MY INBOX ARE NEARLY FINISH.

GOT ONE MORE SPACE.

REMEMBER YOU TAKE A RISK."

I’m a tad risk adverse.

I’m not deaf either, so please refrain from shouting.

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"LADIES LADIES

MY INBOX ARE NEARLY FINISH.

GOT ONE MORE SPACE.

REMEMBER YOU TAKE A RISK.

I’m a tad risk adverse.

I’m not deaf either, so please refrain from shouting.

2 late anyway.

Next booking after new year. Just dont cry I cant be everyehere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LADIES LADIES

MY INBOX ARE NEARLY FINISH.

GOT ONE MORE SPACE.

REMEMBER YOU TAKE A RISK.

I’m a tad risk adverse.

I’m not deaf either, so please refrain from shouting.

2 late anyway.

Next booking after new year. Just dont cry I cant be everyehere"

Thank flip for that.

I love being late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking hell if Johnny dog got any further up his own arse he would need a dentist to pull himself back out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog

People like you usually made for me sandwich at school"

Fork off sandwiches knob you would have been the one jacking off in the corner when you found the girls gym kit. And getting betten up because you can speak proper English

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking hell if Johnny dog got any further up his own arse he would need a dentist to pull himself back out.

Maybe that's why he lists anal as an interest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking hell if Johnny dog got any further up his own arse he would need a dentist to pull himself back out.

Maybe that's why he lists anal as an interest.

FPMSL lots

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Terminator?

*clamps thighs shut*

Oh jeez

Oho looks like I have a tiny wienner."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog

People like you usually made for me sandwich at school

Fork off sandwiches knob you would have been the one jacking off in the corner when you found the girls gym kit. And getting betten up because you can speak proper English "

Is that an ironic comment?

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog

People like you usually made for me sandwich at school

Fork off sandwiches knob you would have been the one jacking off in the corner when you found the girls gym kit. And getting betten up because you can speak proper English "

You didnt receive benefits? Come down they will pay you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and why brag about having an 18cm cock it’s only 7 inches whoppy do

Maybe if I described my cock as 191mm that would make it sound bigger

He is right thought you will never actually get a bigger cock than Johnny dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog

People like you usually made for me sandwich at school

Fork off sandwiches knob you would have been the one jacking off in the corner when you found the girls gym kit. And getting betten up because you can speak proper English

You didnt receive benefits? Come down they will pay you"

What Benifits housing and job seekers no I don’t because I’m hardworking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog

People like you usually made for me sandwich at school

Fork off sandwiches knob you would have been the one jacking off in the corner when you found the girls gym kit. And getting betten up because you can speak proper English

Is that an ironic comment?

Intended of course lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog

People like you usually made for me sandwich at school

Fork off sandwiches knob you would have been the one jacking off in the corner when you found the girls gym kit. And getting betten up because you can speak proper English

Is that an ironic comment?

Intended of course lol"

Thank Christ

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By *inkycreamCouple over a year ago

manchester

Wanking zombie springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this fucker for real

username Johnny god think he is dislecsic should have put Johnny dog

People like you usually made for me sandwich at school

Fork off sandwiches knob you would have been the one jacking off in the corner when you found the girls gym kit. And getting betten up because you can speak proper English

Is that an ironic comment?

Intended of course lol

Thank Christ

No thank god.... Johnny god in fact for gracing is with his presents this evening I needed a rant and a laugh

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

I feel like a boss here.

Call me Johny19CM lads

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??"

Why and earth would I do that ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??"

Can you right put words in order correct

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

Why and earth would I do that ?"

I want to wank before I went sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

Why and earth would I do that ?"

Because he is Johnny god and you must do as he wishes, show him the pictures then give him yourself when he has verified you as a worthy subject.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

Why and earth would I do that ?

I want to wank before I went sleep"

Such a charmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

Can you right put words in order correct

No. He is yoda after all.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

All I can say is, he is not an ignorant arse.

Not into my values, however, had a lot more ignorant (my perspective) people post on here.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

Why and earth would I do that ?

I want to wank before I went sleep"

God's don't wank fella..

They have wankers to do that for them..

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

Why and earth would I do that ?

I want to wank before I went sleep"

Well tonight is not your luck night you silly little boy.

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

Why and earth would I do that ?

I want to wank before I went sleep

Such a charmer "

Stop lip my ass

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

Why and earth would I do that ?

I want to wank before I went sleep

Well tonight is not your luck night you silly little boy."

No worries. If you chance mind just text me on pm

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple over a year ago

harrow

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

Why and earth would I do that ?

I want to wank before I went sleep

Well tonight is not your luck night you silly little boy.

No worries. If you chance mind just text me on pm"

Not a hope in hell of the ever happening (OR in heaven for that matter )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To think I used to find the Spanish accent sexy ! The Op has shattered my fantasies in just a few sentences

Could you unlock for me your picture??

Why and earth would I do that ?

I want to wank before I went sleep

Well tonight is not your luck night you silly little boy.

No worries. If you chance mind just text me on pm

Not a hope in hell of the ever happening (OR in heaven for that matter )"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I really really can't decide, if the OP is a 'genuine' profile, or one of our resident forum jokers reincarnated

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By *reeMan over a year ago

Paisley

[Removed by poster at 16/12/18 23:29:30]

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I really really can't decide, if the OP is a 'genuine' profile, or one of our resident forum jokers reincarnated

"
No, they're not this imaginative

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I can't believe we've had a she thread from a Terminator of an OP and no-one has said "Hasta La Vista Baby" to him

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By *inkycreamCouple over a year ago

manchester

"I can't believe we've had a she thread from a Terminator of an OP and no-one has said "Hasta La Vista Baby" to him

He’ll be back

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By *rtmarshMan over a year ago

Stewarton

What's an OP?

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By *ross-eyed MaryMan over a year ago

Salisbury

"What's an OP?"

Original poster.

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

Guys Im busy with some ebony trio womens.... Good night

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Guys Im busy with some ebony trio womens.... Good night"
Yeah, seen that on Pornhub it's good.

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By *rtmarshMan over a year ago

Stewarton

"What's an OP?

Original poster. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's an OP?

Original poster.

Outrageous plum.?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/12/18 23:51:32]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/12/18 23:53:00]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys Im busy with some ebony trio womens.... Good night"

Pornhub yeah.

Or are you referring to the Mars bar, snickers and yorkie you're about to eat

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

This has made excellent reading

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh you've just given me the best idea for role play, I'm Sarah Connor and the guy is the T1000!

Thanks OP and good luck. "

This reminds me, arnold swartsnegger was asked to play a great composer from history. He read the script, and said "I'll be bach" boom tishhh!

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

[Removed by poster at 17/12/18 00:00:58]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys Im busy with some ebony trio womens.... Good night"

Do they still make trio? They were quite nice. I don’t think they were dark chocolate though.

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By *errysMan over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

Great thread.

Reminds me of the best one ever from a couple years ago.

He got banned though.

Who remembers him? Cos too much abuse he had to apologise.

He had a great name but i cant remember it lol

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Guys Im busy with some ebony trio womens.... Good night

Do they still make trio? They were quite nice. I don’t think they were dark chocolate though. "

Not bad.. Would you lke to swap? I Was really bad son, mummy

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

TRRRRIIIIOOO !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys Im busy with some ebony trio womens.... Good night

Do they still make trio? They were quite nice. I don’t think they were dark chocolate though. "

They sell them in the biscuit aisle of most supermarkets still. I loved the classic

chocolate bars they made. I can't remember the last time i saw those though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys Im busy with some ebony trio womens.... Good night

Do they still make trio? They were quite nice. I don’t think they were dark chocolate though.

They sell them in the biscuit aisle of most supermarkets still. I loved the classic

chocolate bars they made. I can't remember the last time i saw those though

Trio Triooooo Cadburys make em and they cover em in chocolate .

I bet you're all singing it in your head now ... ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys Im busy with some ebony trio womens.... Good night

Do they still make trio? They were quite nice. I don’t think they were dark chocolate though.

They sell them in the biscuit aisle of most supermarkets still. I loved the classic

chocolate bars they made. I can't remember the last time i saw those though

Trio Triooooo Cadburys make em and they cover em in chocolate .

I bet you're all singing it in your head now ... ha

I thought mcvities made them

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By *errysMan over a year ago

milton keynes and kent

Trio Triooooo Cadburys make em and they cover em in chocolate .

I bet you're all singing it in your head now ... ha

Wasnt that hazel nuts ???

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By *lixir of lifeMan over a year ago

knob Creek

Omg !!!

Someone with a sense of humour and who doesn’t take themselves too seriously!!

Let’s hope it catches on !!

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Well 4 weeks ago you didn’t have a clue how to find a couple for DP so I guess this is as good an approach as any

You never know. It could work.

V x

I just not wasting time and keep going. Soon you will see me at Playboy House"

Why are you a painter and decorator?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well 4 weeks ago you didn’t have a clue how to find a couple for DP so I guess this is as good an approach as any

You never know. It could work.

V x

I just not wasting time and keep going. Soon you will see me at Playboy House

Why are you a painter and decorator?"

I hope he is because I know someone looking for one. If he does a good job painting and decorating as he has done in here that will be a great deal.

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Well 4 weeks ago you didn’t have a clue how to find a couple for DP so I guess this is as good an approach as any

You never know. It could work.

V x

I just not wasting time and keep going. Soon you will see me at Playboy House

Why are you a painter and decorator?"

Working as Fake Taxi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well 4 weeks ago you didn’t have a clue how to find a couple for DP so I guess this is as good an approach as any

You never know. It could work.

V x

I just not wasting time and keep going. Soon you will see me at Playboy House

Why are you a painter and decorator?

Working as Fake Taxi"

Thought I recognised your dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LADIES LADIES

MY INBOX ARE NEARLY FINISH.

GOT ONE MORE SPACE.

REMEMBER YOU TAKE A RISK."

Your inbox only holds 2 messages ?

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

[Removed by poster at 17/12/18 07:26:53]

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"LADIES LADIES

MY INBOX ARE NEARLY FINISH.

GOT ONE MORE SPACE.

REMEMBER YOU TAKE A RISK.

Your inbox only holds 2 messages ? "

But still more messages from women then you jelous virgin guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LADIES LADIES

MY INBOX ARE NEARLY FINISH.

GOT ONE MORE SPACE.

REMEMBER YOU TAKE A RISK.

Your inbox only holds 2 messages ?

But still more messages from women then you jelous virgin guy "

Yes, my inbox only holds Juan message.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"LADIES LADIES

MY INBOX ARE NEARLY FINISH.

GOT ONE MORE SPACE.

REMEMBER YOU TAKE A RISK.

Your inbox only holds 2 messages ?

But still more messages from women then you jelous virgin guy

Yes, my inbox only holds Juan message. "

Do you delete your messages Manuely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"LADIES LADIES

MY INBOX ARE NEARLY FINISH.

GOT ONE MORE SPACE.

REMEMBER YOU TAKE A RISK.

Your inbox only holds 2 messages ?

But still more messages from women then you jelous virgin guy

Yes, my inbox only holds Juan message.

Do you delete your messages Manuely?"

Sí

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I admire your honesty Jonnygod and wish you well on your journey. I would imagine if you said all the same in your native tongue when meeting women it would yield better results.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"LADIES LADIES

MY INBOX ARE NEARLY FINISH.

GOT ONE MORE SPACE.

REMEMBER YOU TAKE A RISK.

Your inbox only holds 2 messages ?

But still more messages from women then you jelous virgin guy "

Oh he's definitely not a virgin lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Such sophistication...

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

Leeds

I’m free

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

Bet you've a full inbox op

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By *ohnygod OP Man over a year ago

TOKYO Japan

"Bet you've a full inbox op

Hah to be honest I dont know what is going on. Got like 2-3 msg from couple pwr hour

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Liked the confidence of OP.

You literally destroyed some in the forum lol

Best wishes mate

I CAN DESTROY SOMETHING ELSE

If you know what I mean

Your chances of success on Fab?

Sorry learn English mate

Oh the irony lol.

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By *rtmarshMan over a year ago

Stewarton

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