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Worst thing that happened while having sex

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think mine was in a 69 position with her sat on my face and when she came she lost a bit of control and shit on my head

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"I think mine was in a 69 position with her sat on my face and when she came she lost a bit of control and shit on my head"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her dad walked in

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Your still here to tell the tale lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never ran so fast in my life

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Some friendly fire hit me on the arm in group action.

Needed about 4 showers and still felt dirty.

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By *ariahCouple over a year ago

Whitchurch

Cramp in both my hamstrings just as about to cum. Screamed and fell off sideways much to the amazement of everbody in the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That just tickled me pink friendly fire lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think mine was in a 69 position with her sat on my face and when she came she lost a bit of control and shit on my head

Oh my good lord

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"That just tickled me pink friendly fire lol"

It's no joke! You have to watch out for it!

You would think some of these guys are American haha.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Cramp in my inner thigh. After 10 mins it eased off and we carried on, then he got cramp in both legs as he was about to cum.

The noises we were making weren't from pleasure, that night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You sound like you have been shot over more times than Baghdad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I met a guy who wanted me to rim him, which was discussed before hand. Once there he asked me too, I asked had he just showered etc as I will only do it if he is clean (we hadn’t met before) and he took his hand, slid it along his ass crack, sniffed it, and said yeah.

If that wasn’t gross enough, he bent over, I went to start and caught a whiff of his super sweaty ass crack and started gagging.

Needless to say I left pretty quick and haven’t spoken since.

Making my stomach churn thinking about it :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think mine was in a 69 position with her sat on my face and when she came she lost a bit of control and shit on my head"

I’ve farted a few times during orgasms. Just pretended it didn’t happen and moved on Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Err got arrested

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By *ungfunfellaMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Worst was my teacher walking in at sixth form on four of us wanking over a porno

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Normal school was it lol

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

There isn’t the server space for my calamities

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a naughty quickie with an ex in a park I snapped my banjo string and was wearing white jeans lots of blood and lots of pain..

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By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

doggy position and I was so stiff and pushed in as far as I could go

and she said ,

is it in yet ?

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman over a year ago

East Sussex

A then-boyfriend pulled out to cum somewhere sexy, and it shot straight in my eye. Travelled a good horizontal metre so I would have been impressed, if it hadn't been for the burning pain.

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By *ohn snowMan over a year ago

bletchley

Cramp in my thigh as was doing my then gf in doggy,went stiff and coulnt pull out

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