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"Lookin 4 a ho to milk my luv python. Seriously gagging, my nuts are ready to burst." Yes, I can see how that may be offputting to some even just for using the phrase "Luv Python"  | |||
nah not really,i don't give a shit what people put on their profile..cos it's their profile.
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"Age and looks unimportant showing no morals what so ever also hate phone numbers on a profile just shows how desperate some people are ." Yep hate that too x | |||
"denigrating phrases about other members such as 'head up their own arses' or 'filthy types who don't wash'. Who's gonna read that and think 'ooh that's me'
nah not really,i don't give a shit what people put on their profile..cos it's their profile.
others maybe feel differently "I don't think the op is saying people shouldn't have what they want but what would put you off contacting someone. 
For me it's:
Can't accommodate but will travel to yours;
My sacs need emptying;
Any mention of the size of their cock;
Age, size, looks unimportant;
I don't bite...unless you ask me to;
Don't know what to say ask;
Can't put up pic because of my job;
Dismissive and rude comments about those they're not attracted to...for starters. | |||
"WILL NOT MEET TIMEWASTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Not even if you wanted to surely ? | |||
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"Any sort of whinging status and I won't even bother to look and see what terminolgy is on the profile" So true | |||
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"unless it states they are looking for a fat, hairy, bald, bespectacled, bisexual male, i lose interest straight away "That's how I'm going wrong  | |||
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"from one on our block list "horny dirty guy who will fuck anything"" what a way to find out you've blocked me humph | |||
Also...whiney profiles, profiles that demand i reply, couple profiles where they dismiss the social side cos "they have enough friends" | |||
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"i don't bite unless you want me too i don't bite that hard or any derivation of the above" I won't bite.... at least not until I buy some fexodent. | |||
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There are loads that make me instantly turn off, but they are the worse. | |||
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"What puts me off is when they refer to themselves as attractive.....wtf...thats for me to decide not you i just move away with thinking "up your own arse" would be better description" really? we only added it cos we are told we are.. but we'll remove it.. cos were not up our arses.. well, i might be up miss's occasionally lol | |||
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Genuine, unless they have verifications to prove that, I wouldn't believe it
Discreet, likely to be cheating on their partner
Have a couples profile, possibly a single guy with both
Fit and toned or gym attending, think I will pass, my body next to theirs would look like Laurel and Hardie
Good in bed, who says so? What's good for some isn't necessarily for others and smacks of pure arrogance
Can lick pussy for hours zzzzzzzzz is that because they are crap at everything else
The size of their cock, who cares
Good looking is that because they say so or someone has told them
Their phone number being on their profile, sad and desperate
Status constantly shows meeting today with phone number, would never bother, quality over quantity | |||
"heavy cummer...... "Eeek x | |||
"heavy cummer...... "oh i like that do like a man that can leave me looking like a plasterers radio | |||
"All of the above
Also...whiney profiles, profiles that demand i reply, couple profiles where they dismiss the social side cos "they have enough friends""Agree we've come across loads that don't want to meet socially and seems very strange and sinister | |||
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"Pictures... not photos.... pictures made from letters, numbers, dots and dashes. If they had made up a new one themselves, yeah I could go with the creative side of that.... but to just cut and paste the well used ones (the naked woman one especially) .... what the hell is that meant to tell me about them?" . Love this, cos those pictures made up of text drive me bloody potty and I also hate the naked woman one.
The bite ones
The profiles which insult other types of people using offensive words, fatties, numpties etc.
Mobile numbers on profile, one day I'm gonna phone in the early hours, on the hour, every hour.
Chavvy talk puts me off too | |||
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"Misspelling, bad syntax, crudeness ( we all know what we are on here for!) and too specific and hardcore! Everyone likes an air of mystery....or is it just us? " | |||
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"I'm not a hardened swinger like some on here. I'm not trying to shag my way through the site like some on here. I'm not desperate for sex with just anyone like some on here. I'm not prepared to lower my standards like some on here. I'm not here because I can't get it anywhere else like some on here (have you noticed a theme yet?)" *Giggles*...erm nope. | |||
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"age, size or looks unimportant "+1 seems to desperate for me | |||
"We see a couples profile on here stating that they didn't want to meet a man who was over 5ft 11, anyone with a 6 pack or anyone over 6 inches! Just remember thinking that's one insecure hubby "And one sad missus. | |||
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"We see a couples profile on here stating that they didn't want to meet a man who was over 5ft 11, anyone with a 6 pack or anyone over 6 inches! Just remember thinking that's one insecure hubby
And one sad missus. "I did have similar thoughts | |||
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"We see a couples profile on here stating that they didn't want to meet a man who was over 5ft 11, anyone with a 6 pack or anyone over 6 inches! Just remember thinking that's one insecure hubby "That's the last time I turn up at there house with a few beers! | |||
"Cheeky fukers proclaiming they are “bored” OMG....... wtf is that about? aghhhhhhhh !!!!!!! "I don't know, Id quite like to be bored - or indeed be the one who is boring! Badtum-Tish | |||
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""No muff to tuff" ---yes spelt like that, was about the best i've seen xx"I think I injured my brain reading that one! | |||
"heavy cummer......
oh i like that
do like a man that can leave me looking like a plasterers radio "just spat my coffee everywhere at that... | |||
"I'm not a hardened swinger like some on here. I'm not trying to shag my way through the site like some on here. I'm not desperate for sex with just anyone like some on here. I'm not prepared to lower my standards like some on here. I'm not here because I can't get it anywhere else like some on here (have you noticed a theme yet?)" They all start i'm not instead of one isn't? | |||
"Cheeky fukers proclaiming they are “bored” OMG....... wtf is that about? aghhhhhhhh !!!!!!! "Oh yes... the 'bored' comments... | |||
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"Married, I think that's obvious Where they live, if I put it in RAC route planner and its more than an hour, I wouldn't contact them Good looking, they are not going to be interested in a plain Jane, or they are just shallow Milf, older woman etc, makes me laugh when they are only a few years younger than me, but then means I am FAR too young for them
Genuine, unless they have verifications to prove that, I wouldn't believe it
Discreet, likely to be cheating on their partner
Have a couples profile, possibly a single guy with both
Fit and toned or gym attending, think I will pass, my body next to theirs would look like Laurel and Hardie
Good in bed, who says so? What's good for some isn't necessarily for others and smacks of pure arrogance
Can lick pussy for hours zzzzzzzzz is that because they are crap at everything else
The size of their cock, who cares
Good looking is that because they say so or someone has told them
Their phone number being on their profile, sad and desperate
Status constantly shows meeting today with phone number, would never bother, quality over quantity"All of the above, plus "seeking mature women" plus anything, no, I mean ANYTHING that sounds like desperation, including phone numbers on first exchange... Ah... and those who ask for FFM when really my profile states "straight" | |||
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"I dont F... on first date, my dad dont own a brewery. and hey santa clause you C... were mi F...... bike. Are phrases that I find may put me off mailing some one. Well Its only a maybe that is! "Profiles that are pages and pages long and also the little hidden things like please put the word bolox in ur opening msg to prove that you have read all this crap and iddle tickle tackle of a self rightous rant I have endured you too on here hahaha Bless yas xx | |||
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"Ones that say "no single males" then after a bit they repeat - sometimes in caps for extra effect - "no single males", and then they feel they have to add something along the lines of "FOR THOSE THAT CANNOT READ... NO SINGLE MALES!!!!!!!!!" Now, I always respect what people put on their profiles but when I see this I feel like contacting them just to spite them. If you put it once then the people who do read your profile will notice it. If you've then beencontacted by a single male it's fair to assume they didn't read your profile. Repeating the same thing several times is pointless because the very people it's aimed at aren't even reading your profile." I just don't get why the filter isn't changed to block the singles males would save all the shouting | |||
"So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why? " "anything goes" .. as suggests any personal limits would be ignored | |||
"So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why? " "face pics available by email" ... and that method is more secure than on here ??? | |||
"So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why? " "newbies" ... on profiles that have been members for 'over a year' | |||
"So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why? " "no face pics no reply" on profiles that usually have no pics at all, or if they do they are only of a womans private bits | |||
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"Ones that say "no single males" then after a bit they repeat - sometimes in caps for extra effect - "no single males", and then they feel they have to add something along the lines of "FOR THOSE THAT CANNOT READ... NO SINGLE MALES!!!!!!!!!" Now, I always respect what people put on their profiles but when I see this I feel like contacting them just to spite them. If you put it once then the people who do read your profile will notice it. If you've then beencontacted by a single male it's fair to assume they didn't read your profile. Repeating the same thing several times is pointless because the very people it's aimed at aren't even reading your profile. I just don't get why the filter isn't changed to block the singles males would save all the shouting" +1. If you don't want single males to contact you block them from being able to do so with your filters. | |||
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"Profiles with things like NO FATTIES, NO FUGLIES etc. When I see profiles like that I always think I would love to see what you look as most of the time is a silhouette profile " Indeed, people who can't put across their preferences without being derogatory will not be people I'd have anything in common with. Couples that feel the need to reiterate every other sentence "we are a very happy secure couple"...right! | |||
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"Married, I think that's obvious Where they live, if I put it in RAC route planner and its more than an hour, I wouldn't contact them Good looking, they are not going to be interested in a plain Jane, or they are just shallow Milf, older woman etc, makes me laugh when they are only a few years younger than me, but then means I am FAR too young for them
Genuine, unless they have verifications to prove that, I wouldn't believe it
Discreet, likely to be cheating on their partner
Have a couples profile, possibly a single guy with both
Fit and toned or gym attending, think I will pass, my body next to theirs would look like Laurel and Hardie
Good in bed, who says so? What's good for some isn't necessarily for others and smacks of pure arrogance
Can lick pussy for hours zzzzzzzzz is that because they are crap at everything else
The size of their cock, who cares
Good looking is that because they say so or someone has told them
Their phone number being on their profile, sad and desperate
Status constantly shows meeting today with phone number, would never bother, quality over quantity
All of the above, plus "seeking mature women" plus anything, no, I mean ANYTHING that sounds like desperation, including phone numbers on first exchange...
Ah... and those who ask for FFM when really my profile states "straight" "Although an ffm where all parties are straight certainly exists, I've been involved in them before (yes, the first time I did spend a while pinching myself) Same as I've been involved in mfm's plenty of times but have never been remotely attracted to men. I just love seeing a lady go crazy with lust when pleasured by twice the number of hands, tongues and cocks. | |||
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"Age and looks unimportant showing no morals what so ever also hate phone numbers on a profile just shows how desperate some people are . Yep hate that too x" I think that could be taken two ways Firstly it could mean i'll fuck anything but it could also mean they dont judge people on age/looks alone and will happily talk to anyone with a _iew to meeting if they got on | |||
"Age and looks unimportant showing no morals what so ever also hate phone numbers on a profile just shows how desperate some people are . Yep hate that too x I think that could be taken two ways Firstly it could mean i'll fuck anything but it could also mean they dont judge people on age/looks alone and will happily talk to anyone with a _iew to meeting if they got on" Not sure what to respond to your coment minx features lol you no id meet ya no matter what you wrote haha x | |||
"Ones who call their penis a 'weapon' "See, in the right context this is okay, in my _iew. If a fantasy scenescape is crafted thoughtfully, normally that involves the lady being some kind of sub role and hunted by the male, upon capture referring to his cock as a "weapon" would not be out of place and would indeed help arouse at times... However if on the other hand it is used by a buffoon who stumbles through basic language such as a three line profile where one line reads "I want to fuck the lasses with my big weapon" then yes, if I were the recipient then I would laugh my tits off before blocking on general principle... | |||
"heavy cummer......
oh i like that
do like a man that can leave me looking like a plasterers radio " | |||
"Months old near empty profiles which say sumit like :- "Will add to this later" "+1 | |||
"So, I’ve been thinking about the number of profiles I read, versus the number I actually get in contact with and why I pass over many profiles. One thing which I have found inhibits me contacting someone is the use of certain phrases. For example, profiles containing phrases such as “exceptional single male”, “fit and well hung”, “good looking man” etc. are ones which I tend not mail. So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why? " ha ha went to nosey your profile and it was too long so I skipped to the end and got told off! | |||
"Age and looks unimportant showing no morals what so ever also hate phone numbers on a profile just shows how desperate some people are . Yep hate that too x I think that could be taken two ways Firstly it could mean i'll fuck anything but it could also mean they dont judge people on age/looks alone and will happily talk to anyone with a _iew to meeting if they got on" awww yer lovely naughty, xxx | |||
"So, I’ve been thinking about the number of profiles I read, versus the number I actually get in contact with and why I pass over many profiles. One thing which I have found inhibits me contacting someone is the use of certain phrases. For example, profiles containing phrases such as “exceptional single male”, “fit and well hung”, “good looking man” etc. are ones which I tend not mail. So what ‘key phrases’ put you off contacting someone and why? " oh god dont get me started lol ..i hate,,,very fit and goodlooking and great in bed kinda profiles and when i played bi when men would say very very well endowed when its a huge lie when they send you a pic of their baby carrot!!! ppfftt!! lol all make me chukkle out loud though and shake my head it people lol x  | |||
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"I'm not a hardened swinger like some on here. I'm not trying to shag my way through the site like some on here. I'm not desperate for sex with just anyone like some on here. I'm not prepared to lower my standards like some on here. I'm not here because I can't get it anywhere else like some on here (have you noticed a theme yet?) *Giggles*...erm nope. " Yup, this one annoys me too | |||
"Profiles that are miles long or profiles that have almost nothing." Looks like I'm out then!  | |||
"Pictures... not photos.... pictures made from letters, numbers, dots and dashes. If they had made up a new one themselves, yeah I could go with the creative side of that.... but to just cut and paste the well used ones (the naked woman one especially) .... what the hell is that meant to tell me about them?" Agree...Really what is the point in this? | |||
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"any pics of medication or nursing staff with restraints in the background." Ok medication No
but nursing staff and restraints, as readers of the mag Bizarre we have no problem with that
Plenty people enjoy Speculums, Forceps, Straight Jackets.
Pics of Rubber suits and mummification have been some of the things that make us Boak! on fab. | |||
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"Ones that say "no single males" then after a bit they repeat - sometimes in caps for extra effect - "no single males", and then they feel they have to add something along the lines of "FOR THOSE THAT CANNOT READ... NO SINGLE MALES!!!!!!!!!" Now, I always respect what people put on their profiles but when I see this I feel like contacting them just to spite them. If you put it once then the people who do read your profile will notice it. If you've then beencontacted by a single male it's fair to assume they didn't read your profile. Repeating the same thing several times is pointless because the very people it's aimed at aren't even reading your profile." this kind of thing is rather amusing, along with forum threads which are rants around a similar vein. Why moan about a certain group of people messaging you when there are filters in place to stop them. But that of course is silly of me to suggest.. Because that would drastically reduce the amount of messages received. And god forbid these ladies and couples that don't receive the standard 80 messages a day telling them how gorgeous they are, cos Ms Perfect on the forum gets 80 messages a day and I not having her getting more than me and thinking she's better looking than me! | |||
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"The ones that say "any profiles without a face pic will be ignored", and yet there isn't a single pic of any kind on theirs. Grrrrrrrrrrrr! "Hey in some ways you are correct. We admire the profiles who put there face pics on show. We would love to do the same some day maybe but children and family are more important than our own vanity at the moment. In general we ignore profiles with no pics | |||
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