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"if you don't ask, you don't get"...

By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"worth a try" "you might change your mind"

No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""worth a try" "you might change your mind"

No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! "

Or the even better response of "are you sure! I will you the best time of your life"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""worth a try" "you might change your mind"

No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! "

och, go on..I'll make you happy

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""worth a try" "you might change your mind"

No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?!

Or the even better response of "are you sure! I will you the best time of your life""

Oh I'm sure lol

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""worth a try" "you might change your mind"

No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?!

och, go on..I'll make you happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God loves a trier.

No one else does.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the ones I like are just after a new verify:

some guy asks if I want sucked off etc..I'm like I'd rather wank thinking about my meet I last had..and I'm straight...funnily enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fine. Your loss"

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"God loves a trier.

No one else does."

Oh I forgot that gem, thanks x

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"the ones I like are just after a new verify:

some guy asks if I want sucked off etc..I'm like I'd rather wank thinking about my meet I last had..and I'm straight...funnily enough."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""worth a try" "you might change your mind"

No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! "
yes but what you're forgetting is not everyone is you and some women and couples don't include guys on their wish list to keep messages down not all but some

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""Fine. Your loss"

Erm, no its not lol

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) "
are you ok I will drop everything

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) are you ok I will drop everything "

Excellent. My knickers are round my ankles as we speak...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) are you ok I will drop everything

Excellent. My knickers are round my ankles as we speak... "
Great that'll save 5 seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) "

That ones a gem. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) "

well I got bored of the fantastic cornwall views...so thought I best chance getting down with the local fanny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Fine. Your loss"

Erm, no its not lol"

And "You don't know what you're missing"

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

well I got bored of the fantastic cornwall views...so thought I best chance getting down with the local fanny

3some with you boys then lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God loves a trier.

I'm an atheist...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get married or attached men messaging me - when I'm bored I reply back and ask why have they contacted me and if they have read my profile. They say "I'm just trying to make conversation" ...

What about? How you are cheating on your wife or girlfriend?

Just pass me by. My advice.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

That ones a gem. Lol

Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"God loves a trier.

I'm an atheist...

"
oooh smart response

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God loves a trier.

I'm an atheist...

"
both of you or just hubby?

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I get married or attached men messaging me - when I'm bored I reply back and ask why have they contacted me and if they have read my profile. They say "I'm just trying to make conversation" ...

What about? How you are cheating on your wife or girlfriend?

Just pass me by. My advice.

"I'm just trying to make conversation"... "why?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

That ones a gem. Lol

Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. "

I actually get this a fair bit from couples. I love in a cruise port, so they often in a hotel the night before the cruise.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

That ones a gem. Lol

Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it.

I actually get this a fair bit from couples. I love in a cruise port, so they often in a hotel the night before the cruise. "

I get the same from them when they are planning to visit Cornwall too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

That ones a gem. Lol

Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it.

I actually get this a fair bit from couples. I love in a cruise port, so they often in a hotel the night before the cruise.

I get the same from them when they are planning to visit Cornwall too. "

Bloody tourists

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I get married or attached men messaging me - when I'm bored I reply back and ask why have they contacted me and if they have read my profile. They say "I'm just trying to make conversation" ...

What about? How you are cheating on your wife or girlfriend?

Just pass me by. My advice.

"I'm just trying to make conversation"... "why?" "

Waste of time. They could contact those who don't mind cheats.

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

That ones a gem. Lol

Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it. "

Normally it's the day they arrive they message me. If I'm lucky the day before.

That's even with my current profile that says I'm not meeting anyone new.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

That ones a gem. Lol

Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it.

I actually get this a fair bit from couples. I love in a cruise port, so they often in a hotel the night before the cruise.

I get the same from them when they are planning to visit Cornwall too.

Bloody tourists

Yeh I'm a disposable hook up lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God loves a trier.

I'm an atheist...

both of you or just hubby? "

because only the male partner can rustle up a sharp comeback?

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

That ones a gem. Lol

Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it.

Normally it's the day they arrive they message me. If I'm lucky the day before.

That's even with my current profile that says I'm not meeting anyone new."

"I'm not meeting new people".. Its a challenge, you'll meet them lol

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"God loves a trier.

I'm an atheist...

both of you or just hubby?

because only the male partner can rustle up a sharp comeback?

"
in my experience its normally the lady lol

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I get married or attached men messaging me - when I'm bored I reply back and ask why have they contacted me and if they have read my profile. They say "I'm just trying to make conversation" ...

What about? How you are cheating on your wife or girlfriend?

Just pass me by. My advice.

"I'm just trying to make conversation"... "why?"

Waste of time. They could contact those who don't mind cheats."

Nah, they prefer to use a scattergun approach. Works every time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

well I got bored of the fantastic cornwall views...so thought I best chance getting down with the local fanny

3some with you boys then lol"

just messed my work trousers..thanks for that image

;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My personal favourite is "well I want interested in meeting you anyway"

Obviously you were or you wouldn't have messaged me in the first place.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

well I got bored of the fantastic cornwall views...so thought I best chance getting down with the local fanny

3some with you boys then lol

just messed my work trousers..thanks for that image

;)"

Excellent.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"My personal favourite is "well I want interested in meeting you anyway"

Obviously you were or you wouldn't have messaged me in the first place."

Oh that's legendary lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe Fab should offer reading lessons to some of its subscribers?

It’s the ones who don’t read my profile and expect me to be available instantly day or night who bug me

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Maybe Fab should offer reading lessons to some of its subscribers?

It’s the ones who don’t read my profile and expect me to be available instantly day or night who bug me"

Honey, this is instashag, didn't you know?!

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By *inkycreamCouple over a year ago

manchester

A message from a blank profile

We need to meet

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

""Fine. Your loss"

Erm, no its not lol

And "You don't know what you're missing" "
But they don't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gotta love those who want to meet me, I politely decline saying 'Sorry I'm not interested' and they reply "But I'm your type, I tick all your boxes!"

No, you're not and no, you don't.

And no, we are not all on here for the same thing.

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By *alking DisasterWoman over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

That ones a gem. Lol

Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it.

Normally it's the day they arrive they message me. If I'm lucky the day before.

That's even with my current profile that says I'm not meeting anyone new.

"I'm not meeting new people".. Its a challenge, you'll meet them lol"

I'm sure some of them wonder what they did wrong and why I blocked them

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"A message from a blank profile

We need to meet "

Do we?! Why?

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me)

That ones a gem. Lol

Although, to give some of them credit, they do message at least several days before they are planning to arrive here, so some thought has gone into it.

Normally it's the day they arrive they message me. If I'm lucky the day before.

That's even with my current profile that says I'm not meeting anyone new.

"I'm not meeting new people".. Its a challenge, you'll meet them lol

I'm sure some of them wonder what they did wrong and why I blocked them

Oh the confusion...

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By *inkycreamCouple over a year ago

manchester

I’ll give you a baby

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Gotta love those who want to meet me, I politely decline saying 'Sorry I'm not interested' and they reply "But I'm your type, I tick all your boxes!"

No, you're not and no, you don't.

And no, we are not all on here for the same thing."

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I’ll give you a baby"

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""Fine. Your loss"

Erm, no its not lol

And "You don't know what you're missing" But they don't

Exactly lol

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

""Fine. Your loss"

Erm, no its not lol

And "You don't know what you're missing" But they don't

Exactly lol

"
I don't reply to rejection messages the dialogue ends there in my opinion.

"If you don't ask you don't get"

Is a good mantra to go by though in general.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll give you a baby

"
he's got one he doesn't need

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I’ll give you a baby

he's got one he doesn't need "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll give you a baby

he's got one he doesn't need

"
Well it is black Friday

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If you don't ask you don't get"

If my profile excludes you somehow, asking will get you blocked when I might have changed my mind and been interested in you later.

"I'm in your area, come to my hotel" This is either a delete or a block depending on what else is included.

"There are many ways to send a first message, but I prefer the direct approach. (graphic stuff here)"

You might prefer it, but I cast the deciding vote, and welcome to my block list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""If you don't ask you don't get"

If my profile excludes you somehow, asking will get you blocked when I might have changed my mind and been interested in you later.

"I'm in your area, come to my hotel" This is either a delete or a block depending on what else is included.

"There are many ways to send a first message, but I prefer the direct approach. (graphic stuff here)"

You might prefer it, but I cast the deciding vote, and welcome to my block list. "
Ha oh my

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

""If you don't ask you don't get"

If my profile excludes you somehow, asking will get you blocked when I might have changed my mind and been interested in you later.

"I'm in your area, come to my hotel" This is either a delete or a block depending on what else is included.

"There are many ways to send a first message, but I prefer the direct approach. (graphic stuff here)"

You might prefer it, but I cast the deciding vote, and welcome to my block list. Ha oh my "

Oh yes, class act lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""If you don't ask you don't get"

If my profile excludes you somehow, asking will get you blocked when I might have changed my mind and been interested in you later.

"I'm in your area, come to my hotel" This is either a delete or a block depending on what else is included.

"There are many ways to send a first message, but I prefer the direct approach. (graphic stuff here)"

You might prefer it, but I cast the deciding vote, and welcome to my block list. Ha oh my

Oh yes, class act lol xx"
Hey we all have to aspire to something, can I just say I loved you with long blonde hair

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What about 'there's no harm in having a coffee'. Well there is because you're not what I'm looking for, therefore it's a waste of my time

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

""worth a try" "you might change your mind"

No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! "

I have no idea.

Men messaging me, will get the 'not looking' pop up.

First paragraph of my profile is pretty obvious.

But still they try

*sigh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I'm in your area" (so you should be available to fuck me) "
well hurry up about it im getting a chill

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By *udewhennudeMan over a year ago

newport

""worth a try" "you might change your mind"

No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?! "

On the other hand people will often display verification outwith their preferences, which surely gives encouragement to those outside their shown preferences.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What about 'there's no harm in having a coffee'. Well there is because you're not what I'm looking for, therefore it's a waste of my time

Or you might be nuts, someone I have to escape from, and who now knows a whole lot more about me. Plus too many think a coffee means they've scored. No, get your hands off me.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""worth a try" "you might change your mind"

No. Just no. Profile preferences are just that. Why try and get people to do what they clearly state they aren't going to do lol?!

On the other hand people will often display verification outwith their preferences, which surely gives encouragement to those outside their shown preferences."

As someone who does have such veris... don't do this. I have them for good reason and the odds of some random person being an exception are tiny. Plus I delete/ block those who don't respect my stated wishes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me some wood for my fire place please

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By *oleene HoneybeeWoman over a year ago

on the naughty side of the street

Omg I'm loving this thread.

Amazing how people still do not get it. I would love to know who can drop everything

I particular love all those nice msgs after you've politely rejected them..........for example

^your not that fit you stuck up @#$%&^

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

LMAO

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Give me some wood for my fire place please "

Come and get it lol

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"What about 'there's no harm in having a coffee'. Well there is because you're not what I'm looking for, therefore it's a waste of my time

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Omg I'm loving this thread.

Amazing how people still do not get it. I would love to know who can drop everything

I particular love all those nice msgs after you've politely rejected them..........for example

^your not that fit you stuck up @#$%&^

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

LMAO "

Then I must have permanent fuzziness and warmth haha

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"wanna fuck"... Excellent, go for it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll give you a baby"

And what am I supposed to do with it? Insert it into the condom machine for a refund?

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I’ll give you a baby

And what am I supposed to do with it? Insert it into the condom machine for a refund?"

Did you not know that?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been outside the range of some people’s preferences I have chatted to and seen

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

" you don't know what you're missing "

That's because I don't think I'm missing anything

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm in _____ now! Spare hour, fancy fun? Yep, I love a game of chess or scrabble, however real fun is a group session playing cards against humanity.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm in _____ now! Spare hour, fancy fun? Yep, I love a game of chess or scrabble, however real fun is a group session playing cards against humanity.

Lol! An hour.

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'm in _____ now! Spare hour, fancy fun? Yep, I love a game of chess or scrabble, however real fun is a group session playing cards against humanity.

Lol! An hour. "

It would have to be a quickie lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cards against humanity should be included in most situation to judge poeples humour... Would work well

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Cards against humanity should be included in most situation to judge poeples humour... Would work well "

I think so lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Without defending the hilariously imaginative examples being given in the thread, there are plenty of people who do, sometimes, make exceptions.

Which is enough validation of the principle to keep the messages coming, however poor the execution.

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