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Old sayings you don’t hear anymore?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Post some sayings you rarely hear anymore...

I’ll start “ Trollop “

“ long in the tooth “

Ganzie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Post some sayings you rarely hear anymore...

I’ll start “ Trollop “

“ long in the tooth “

Ganzie "

I still use the word trollop... Showing my age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excuse me"

"Please"

"Thank you"

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By *iscean MaleMan over a year ago

Darlaston

Get up and change the channel

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By *ondongreg79Man over a year ago

london

Slag....plenty of sluts but never slags

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By *lsieWoman over a year ago

where ever

""Excuse me"

"Please"

"Thank you"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Latrine

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By *queekyCheesyCouple over a year ago

newark

"I'm not offended by that"

Ok, it's not.. but it should of been

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Ya Dancer”!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

It's raining cats and dogs.

It's black over Wills mother's.

Six jumps at the larder door.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aye oop lass

Now then now then

Tonight could be a good night if you play yer cards right

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jack of all trades

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get up and change the channel"

Plus "Oh well, that's telly finished for the night"

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By *irtySekretsCouple over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

Put Hairs on ya Chest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's raining cats and dogs.

I know, I just stepped in a poodle.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U fucking shithouse

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

A diplomat is one who thinks twice before saying nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

this time next year Rodney lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why don't you come on over valerie, did you go to jail,put your house up for sale, did you get a good lawyer and Pete you're looking good why you say that Amy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Insert Your Name Here, then fuck me...

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Go and get the Yellow Pages

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple over a year ago

Leeds

If you fall of that wall and break your legs don't come running to me!

Your eyes will go square if you sit too close to the TV!

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

Wait till your father gets home.

Can I borrow a cup of sugar until

pay day.

Any old iron, any old rags.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used to ask my dad where my mum was back in the 70,s. His answer ... ran off with a black man

did that make my mum a lucky lady ?

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By *imon the welderMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Gone for a burton"...

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"It's raining cats and dogs.

I know, I just stepped in a poodle.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week

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By *i fem huntersCouple over a year ago

london

Time of the month=beetroot season

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Children should be seen and not heard....

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By *ain n MableWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Sarah... What's on the telly love?

Me... Dust.

That will never be said ever again, I guarantee it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going to see a man about a dog

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By *iker boy 69Man over a year ago

midlands

Get up that wooden hill

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By *rishsteveMan over a year ago

carlow

Come on Mother let's fuck while t'bacon fries.

Well I,'ll go to the bottom of our stairs.

If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off.

Eee you mucky pup.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dinners ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Go outside and play

Finish everything on your plate

Turn the tv off and read a book...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something for the weekend Sir?"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you coming up to bed darling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Built like a brick shithouse..

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By *ensualpleasures69Man over a year ago

leeds

Need to ring home, lend me a 2p for phone box

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By *omfilthMan over a year ago

Gloucester

Pull ya britch up!

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

He’s as bent as a nine bob note

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Need to ring home, lend me a 2p for phone box "

What's a phone box?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the penny farthing out beatrice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old yorkshire saying( pussy pelmet ) a pelmet was the curved box thing over the top of curtains and pussy pelmet meens very short skirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liar liar pants on fire

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

Go and walk into the river 'till yer hat floats

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Built like a brick shithouse..

I use this all the time to explain my taste in guys

Hoist by their own petard. I said that to someone in their early twenties the other day and they stared at me blankly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put the cho ke in a bit had to split the word for god sake really fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put some elbow grease into it lad..

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By *yronutMan over a year ago

St Austell

Popping out to to turn me bike round...... Going for a pee!

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By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

If I don't see ya through week..... I'll see ya through winda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s Bob a Job week..

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By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Bob a job, got any jobs?

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By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

"Aye oop lass

Now then now then

Tonight could be a good night if you play yer cards right "

They still say all of these on a daily basis in Barnsley

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Shooo and get the feck out of my cave Tyrannosaurus rex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alrighttt sunshine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In response to someone being a gobshite...sherrup...tha couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding..( this has to be said with a Yorkshire accent).

Tha's got more rattle than a can o mabs..(marbles)

That is directed at someone that talks to much.. lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bungalow Bill

All downstairs nowt up top

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By *exyCouple999Couple over a year ago

South Bucks

Play the white man !

Up here for thinking, down here for dancing !

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Use a bit a elbow grease

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Sarah... What's on the telly love?

Me... Dust.

That will never be said ever again, I guarantee it... "

Until they see the films from 2001 & 2009. IMDB to the rescue.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Ahhh much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aye oop lass

Now then now then

Tonight could be a good night if you play yer cards right

They still say all of these on a daily basis in Barnsley "
a town stood still

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You look nice"

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Put some coal on the fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your arse out the sack and get down jobcentre

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

""You look nice""

I still tell female colleagues they look nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Yes, I’d love to meet you’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put a nappy on George sorry can't find the safety pins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was you born in a barn".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"rudeboy"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chase me chase me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

penny for the guy.../ "Rag & bones"(yorks)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn it in means stop it

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Twerp

The sun is cracking the flags

Ere's yer hat, where's you hurry

Belt and braces

If you don't like the place, there back door is there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fiddlesticks

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By *ffanotdykeCouple over a year ago

Telford

"Oh shit"

As in, "whoops I have forgotten to.................what ever"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toddle off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thou ist chaste?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Thank you,

Sorry I apologise,

Good morning,

Well done!

How about a cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bent as a nine bob note.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck kiss avoid

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

If the wind changes your face will stay that way.

Ey up.

No you can’t have it (parent to child).

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan over a year ago

Halifax

Put wood int'oyle. Close the door.

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By *ait88Man over a year ago

Plymouth

A tanner short of a quid.

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By *ait88Man over a year ago

Plymouth

Short back and sides.

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By *idingout41Man over a year ago

Southampton

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By *aulmywandMan over a year ago

sidcup

Awww my giddy aunt

Lordy Lordy Lordy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Excuse me"

"Please"

"Thank you"

unfortunately this is true!

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

Play the white man...

Think I came in on the banana boat

Sandwich short of a picnic..

You going to Denbigh..

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

""Excuse me"

"Please"

"Thank you"

Love it......so true though sadly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's Wednesday afternoon lass shops are shut

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"It's Wednesday afternoon lass shops are shut "

Sunday closing... Not many about can remember when nowt (APART FROM CORNER SHOP FOR Papers) was open on a Sunday..

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Quality British Engineering.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brexit couldn't be simpler

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By *plbnorfolkCouple over a year ago

Norwich

Flange

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By *ral DMan over a year ago

Leicestershire

Thats absolutely wizard!!!

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Money for old rope

Sent to Coventry

Off to the video shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn’t give you tuppence for them

I won 11 guineas on the gee gees

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

You look like the gollywog off the jam jar ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going to see a man about a dog "

still say this plus 'have a look on teletext'

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By *orthyorkypairCouple over a year ago

North Yorkshire

think we must live in a time warp!!! most of these sayings your all saying you dont hear are used all the timee around here lol

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Harold dear, did you remember the french letters -you know we can't keepstoring offspring in the cellar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ello darlin you look hunky dory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

put the wood in the door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that should have said put wood in hole lol

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple over a year ago

chester

"Hello Darlin, if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple over a year ago

chester

Bent as a nine bob note

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck my old top boots

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By *d_deeTV/TS over a year ago

cheshire

Clopper

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By *imandHerNottsCouple over a year ago

North Notts

Chuff mi pit cap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

put ten bob in meter

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By *erby DomCouple over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Nowt queer as folk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I scared someone off with the word, flabergastingly, the other day

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By *uracell-DannyMan over a year ago

Leicester

Girdle your loins lol (aka brace yourself)

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple over a year ago

chester

supercalifragilisticexpealidocious has gone quiet too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me a monkey me old China

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple over a year ago

chester

"Girdle your loins lol (aka brace yourself) "

Interesting that one I believe it originates from putting on a sword belt ready to do battle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

whoops a daisy

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By *hunkyThighsMan over a year ago

Gloucester

“Would you like a drink”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't look at the mantle piece when poking the fire x

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

"You look like the gollywog off the jam jar .."

And thank fuck for that! Horrible saying!

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS over a year ago

mansfield

Guzunder could do with emptying

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Put in with the bread, come out with the buns.

A sandwich short of a picnic

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Not the full shilling ( my nan used to say this one)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Better top up the coal love getting a bit short

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any old iron any old iron

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any old iron any old iron "

bell ringing /peanuts toffee apples

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

I’ll get these

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let’s play cards....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't come out I'm waiting on someone to phone me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a lob on

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By *voryforebonyMan over a year ago

boogie town

Isn't this fax machine brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna have to crank the car

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By *he fab twoCouple over a year ago

brentwood

"Used to ask my dad where my mum was back in the 70,s. His answer ... ran off with a black man

did that make my mum a lucky lady ? "

Ha ha good old days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mind the gap

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm gonna have to crank the car "

Was that a dogging euphemism

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna have to crank the car

Was that a dogging euphemism

"
nooooo I never mention that word gets you timeout ha

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

Blimey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bent as a nine bob note

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By *he fab twoCouple over a year ago

brentwood

Black as newgates knocker!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me madam , thank you madam

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By *oro 26Man over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Go to Paki shop on the corner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Any old iron any old iron "

Would you believe we have a chap in a tipper van with a loud speaker going round the village “ any old iron any old iron “ makes me chuckle when he comes round

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

I cannot believe how many racist st remarks on this thread, it’s quite frankly disgusting.. funny I’ll grant, but should we even mention these things?????

How many soxpences in your Christmas pudding ???

None it wouldn’t be allowed and most people wouldn’t know what a sixpence looked like.

Foot ball commentators saying “ for those of you watching in black and white”..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Five and twenty past

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A penny for your thoughts

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By *dbtmTV/TS over a year ago

Petersfield

It's brass monkeys out there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Jack of all trades"

you called...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

testicles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When them soles on yer shoes wear out. you will be back on yer feet

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Gordon Bennett

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

10p mix up

You'd probably get one sweet nowadays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fish rots from the head down

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By *ain n MableWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

If you do that again you'll be smiling on the other side of your face.

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By *ycra loutMan over a year ago

york/Scarborough

If you don't stop crying..il give you something to cry about

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

The name of 2nd world war hero Guy Gibson’s Labrador.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yabba dabba doo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's five to five and it's ........

Crrraa ccckkeer jaccckkkk

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By *orks funMan over a year ago

Sheffield

jim fixed it for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To you, to me

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By *greygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

chuck the nutty slack on back of fire lad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your glad rags on

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman over a year ago

Bathwyche

Flid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your freak on

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By *ain n MableWoman over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I wish i could fly right up to the sky but I can't"

"You can"

No you can't Orville, Keiths dead..

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By *ynetaurusMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Get The Plunger....outside bog blocked and frozen

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Till death us do part

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By *unning LinguistMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Shotty!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass us a sheet of that news paper theirs no bog roll

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By *laytimenowMan over a year ago

Essex

Mutton dressed as Lamb

Are you courting at the moment ?

Chip Butty

Double Diamond works wonders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Help ma boab!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Time of the month=beetroot season"

Aunt Flo is visiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shaking like a, shitting dog

Cheesy hammy egg

Bacon banjo

Live from Norwich (show is)?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mum what's for tea?

Shit with sugar on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You will catch a chill wearing that

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