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Worst period was a guy who was demanding and wanted to see way too much of me. He and I were at the same club and, while I was trying to catch my breath and change tracks in my head (I do this before I start play) he started groping me and ta_ing my lingerie off. I froze. I got a kind of intense/ dangerous vibe from him and let him go ahead because it seemed better than the alternative.
Worst, funny: gangbang. I was fuc_ing someone and someone else came up and started lic_ing my leg. That lasted about a second and he ran away howling. I'd put body lotion on my legs, and it was apparently the most disgusting taste known to man. The howling and getting water and exclamations continued for some time, and I'm still fuc_ing while trying not to die laughing. |
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Woman turns up at hotel with young kids in tow and wants to leave them in the play area while we go to the bedroom to play.
I say you can't do that so she gets angry and stroppy in front of a full restaurant.
Then she wants the kids to come to the bedroom while we play so again I say no but this time she calls me every name under the sun and throws all her toys out of the pram because I'm a beeping effing timewaster  |
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over a year ago
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I met a woman once, an no shit she had just got out of the bath, but she STUNK!!! Not body odour, but like she'd stored a dead rat in her vag for a month, its the only time ive nearly vomited over someone, literally had to cover my mouth an nose and pull my pants up with the other hand! I felt a little bit bad cos i kinda left her there with her arse in the air while i made my escape!! |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Self inflicted bad experience.
In a jacuzzi at a club, and the lady I was with was blowing a guy while I made myself useful at the other end. The guy's wife watched and said nothing, but next thing I know we're loo_ing for a room for us all and I have no connection with this woman - she's barely made eye contact with me.
Anyway, no lockable rooms available, so we end up on a round bed in a public area, and the other two start shagging, while they, this woman, and about a dozen other people around the room expect me to shag her.
It wasn't happening. She was good loo_ing enough, but without any kind of warmth from her, there was no reaction from down below. I got to a reasonable semi, and thought if I got a condom on and started, it might sort itself out.
No. After a couple of minutes, I accepted my fate and withdrew with an apology. In fairness, she was pretty good about it, and didn't even mention that the condom was still in. 
Nothing else has come anywhere near how bad I felt at that point, luckily time has largely healed the wound, and there was a useful lesson about needing some sort of connection with a partner, however fleeting.
And if you want a private session, be willing to wait for a room! |
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Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups
Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no.
Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away  seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
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Actually I just remembered meeting a girl at her flat in Glasgow as a young man, had a great filthy day and she decided to top it off by trying to piss on me, I didn't allow it
These days I'd be over the moon  |
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"Woman turns up at hotel with young kids in tow and wants to leave them in the play area while we go to the bedroom to play.
I say you can't do that so she gets angry and stroppy in front of a full restaurant.
Then she wants the kids to come to the bedroom while we play so again I say no but this time she calls me every name under the sun and throws all her toys out of the pram because I'm a beeping effing timewaster "
OMFG
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups
Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no.
Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
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So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website  |
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups
Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no.
Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website "
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most. |
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups
Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no.
Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most. "
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome! |
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups
Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no.
Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome! "
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't. |
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups
Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no.
Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome!
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't. "
If they've got over 80% of their teeth, no obvious signs of venereal disease and had a shower then I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown |
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups
Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no.
Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome!
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't.
If they've got over 80% of their teeth, no obvious signs of venereal disease and had a shower then I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown "
Cool, even ugly people need sex so wire in fella |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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Not our worst experience but one of the most surreal:
Got a last minute invite to a party and accepted it. Turned up to be met by the female host in jeans and a tatty jumper covered in flour. She told us we were the first to arrive, she was just doing some ba_ing and then announced that her husband had gone to work and that she couldn't play due to a recent operation.
OK a bit strange but not to worry we will have to just look to play with some of the other guest.
No one else turned up and after an hour we were just about to leave when a woman arrived. She must have been nearly 30 stone, in a white dress her hair was lank and greasy. It quickly became apparent that Mrs was the aim of her affections and I was getting the odd sly punch and kick telling me to get her out of there pronto. We got back to the car and just burst out laughing. |
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We had one where I can only presume the lady of the couple didn't know we were meeting. That or she was completely spaced out on something. Potentially both. Thankfully the meet was at a swinging club and so we ditched them and avoided eye contact for the rest of the evening. |
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups
Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no.
Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome!
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't.
If they've got over 80% of their teeth, no obvious signs of venereal disease and had a shower then I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown "
what about 1 tooth that is 100% his but no others?!  |
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups
Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no.
Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome!
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't.
If they've got over 80% of their teeth, no obvious signs of venereal disease and had a shower then I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown
what about 1 tooth that is 100% his but no others?! "
If there are no other faults and the rest of her seems to be in good wor_ing order and she has a partner that my wife really fancies, then why not. |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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"We had one meet where we made our excuses, made rapidly for the car and sat like rabbits in the headlights before driving home in silent shock. "
Think that was us on our first ever play meet. Things did not go quite to plan.
That also reminded us of another party invite we got. We were one of the last to arrive and got told that everybody else was in the conservatory /living room area. Walk in and honestly thought we had accidentally walked into a care home as we were confront by a men and women all sitting in those high back arm chairs, which they filled and in a lot of cases spilled out of, we reckon that the youngest there would have been in their mid 60s and a few seemed considerably older. None of them appeared to have made an effort and were either sitting there naked or wearing jogging bottoms and stained t-shirts, the men were not much better I hasten to add. As I walked in first I was torn between watching the Mrs face when she walked in dressing in her sexiest outfit or the reactions of the guys. Chose the guys and watched every single one of them try to suck in their stomachs as she entered the room. Needless to say we did not stay long and next morning watched with interest the verifications being given to the hosts. It turned out that we were oldest couple there |
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"We had one meet where we made our excuses, made rapidly for the car and sat like rabbits in the headlights before driving home in silent shock.
Think that was us on our first ever play meet. Things did not go quite to plan.
That also reminded us of another party invite we got. We were one of the last to arrive and got told that everybody else was in the conservatory /living room area. Walk in and honestly thought we had accidentally walked into a care home as we were confront by a men and women all sitting in those high back arm chairs, which they filled and in a lot of cases spilled out of, we reckon that the youngest there would have been in their mid 60s and a few seemed considerably older. None of them appeared to have made an effort and were either sitting there naked or wearing jogging bottoms and stained t-shirts, the men were not much better I hasten to add. As I walked in first I was torn between watching the Mrs face when she walked in dressing in her sexiest outfit or the reactions of the guys. Chose the guys and watched every single one of them try to suck in their stomachs as she entered the room. Needless to say we did not stay long and next morning watched with interest the verifications being given to the hosts. It turned out that we were oldest couple there "
I’m surprised your wife has taken over running the profile.. |
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A few years ago..with my then gf went to a blokes flat..chatted a bit then told her to get on with it..after he got his enormous member out..it was so funny watching her gag like hell..still chuckle about it to this day |
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"We had one meet where we made our excuses, made rapidly for the car and sat like rabbits in the headlights before driving home in silent shock. "
I guess I look a bit older than our photos, in real life  |
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By *ingMan
over a year ago
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Lots funny stories on here. I met up with a girl ones who started telling me her life history and her problems before anything. long story short, I ended up giving her money for her rent because her landlord was going to kick her out the next day and i ordered Chinese for her. I left as soon as the Chinese food got delivered. |
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"We had one meet where we made our excuses, made rapidly for the car and sat like rabbits in the headlights before driving home in silent shock.
I guess I look a bit older than our photos, in real life "
It was you!?
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Hello
This is something that happened to me a few years ago it's a true tale although I guess some will think I should have posted it in the stories and prose forum.
I'm also aware that this doesn't reflect well on me.
I'd been in touch with a guy on here.
We have the usual message tennis chec_ing his veris etc. He seems like a nice genuine guy we speak on the phone a few times and tells me he is single.
We arrange to meet at his place one lunchtime so I arrive as planned we have some small chat about tea and biscuits and what type of porn I like I then suggest it's time I change he says fine use the downstairs loo.
I'm just about done in all my finery - sparkly mini skirt tight top stoc_ings panties heels the full deal all I have to do is finish my make up before hopefully having a mutually enjoyable encounter.
Then I hear the front door open and a woman's voice,its his wife.
She asks who the car on the drive belongs to and he replies the "tranny in the toilet"
As he used that description I'm thin_ing this must be some bizarre role play scenario and even carry on putting on my lippy before the door is opened and I'm confronted by the wife who is obviously in a bit of shock " what are you doing in my house" she asks I make some lame comment about being invited by her husband, she is so calm and matter of fact " what is he I mean she doing in my toilet?" She asks the hubby who is spluttering trying to explain!
I make a very sharp exit back to the car and get out of town.
That poor woman her world must have collapsed around her.
I suppose it could have worse as the guy had originally wanted to bring a friend and have a threesome but I wasn't keen or she could have come back home 20 minutes later Lord knows what she'd have caught us up to.
I was more than a little ashamed of myself.
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Having a foursome in a club and all of a sudden the other couple have the briefest of exchanges (literally a few words) and she storms off and locks herself in a bathroom. He follows and is banging on the door as_ing her to let him in. Club staff at one pint consider brea_ing the door down as she's not opening it nor answering, killed the mood a bit that did...
Credit where it's due got a message from them a couple of days later with an apology that we had got caught up in their drama |
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In my early days of swinging. Before I had good sense. I arranged a meet with a couple without spea_ing to the wife on the phone...
I communicated with the husband for a week and sent millions of pics and videos back and forth...
So they night has arrived and I show up to their apartment... what opens the door is a 6”8 Mike Tyson look a like with the same voice.,,.
He invites me in... offers me a drink and informs me the wife is running late...
We sit down have a few drinks and chit chat...
Two hours go by and no wife nor a phone call from wife...
So my spidey senses start going off.....
I said “ is your wife okay? Did she get into a accident? “
He replies to me in a Mike Tyson voice “ Rudeboycane you’re a nice guy , I’m going to come clean to you... I don’t have a wife . I just thought if you came over , you would be cool. Just playing with me “
If I wasn’t such a coward I would have threw my drink in his face.... but seeing my poor mother crying at my funeral quickly vanquished that thought....
I politely told him I don’t roll that way and left immediately....
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"In my early days of swinging. Before I had good sense. I arranged a meet with a couple without spea_ing to the wife on the phone...
I communicated with the husband for a week and sent millions of pics and videos back and forth...
So they night has arrived and I show up to their apartment... what opens the door is a 6”8 Mike Tyson look a like with the same voice.,,.
He invites me in... offers me a drink and informs me the wife is running late...
We sit down have a few drinks and chit chat...
Two hours go by and no wife nor a phone call from wife...
So my spidey senses start going off.....
I said “ is your wife okay? Did she get into a accident? “
He replies to me in a Mike Tyson voice “ Rudeboycane you’re a nice guy , I’m going to come clean to you... I don’t have a wife . I just thought if you came over , you would be cool. Just playing with me “
If I wasn’t such a coward I would have threw my drink in his face.... but seeing my poor mother crying at my funeral quickly vanquished that thought....
I politely told him I don’t roll that way and left immediately....
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"In my early days of swinging. Before I had good sense. I arranged a meet with a couple without spea_ing to the wife on the phone...
I communicated with the husband for a week and sent millions of pics and videos back and forth...
So they night has arrived and I show up to their apartment... what opens the door is a 6”8 Mike Tyson look a like with the same voice.,,.
He invites me in... offers me a drink and informs me the wife is running late...
We sit down have a few drinks and chit chat...
Two hours go by and no wife nor a phone call from wife...
So my spidey senses start going off.....
I said “ is your wife okay? Did she get into a accident? “
He replies to me in a Mike Tyson voice “ Rudeboycane you’re a nice guy , I’m going to come clean to you... I don’t have a wife . I just thought if you came over , you would be cool. Just playing with me “
If I wasn’t such a coward I would have threw my drink in his face.... but seeing my poor mother crying at my funeral quickly vanquished that thought....
I politely told him I don’t roll that way and left immediately....
You could have given him a hand job as a thank you for 2 hours worth of drinks "
No thanks , the only dick I like to touch is mine... |
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"Not had anything terrible but the worst was a girl who was on a well-known dating site and made it clear she was only on for hook ups
Fine by me, so we arranged to meet but then she called it off saying something had come up, that she couldn't come. Few hours later she was d*unk calling me from outside the flat as_ing to come in. I was sober and she was in a state so I said no.
Next day she was very applogetic and We arranged to meet at hers, so dowb i went, she was in the bedroom of her flat getting ready and her 2 friends were in, they were all having a drink. They left and we jumped into bed, nice no-nonsense meet little did I know her friends only went on a drink run, then they rejoined us. This girl was on top riding my cock and her friends came in and sat down, chatting away seemed like the most normal thing to them!
In no way did I want either of the friends to join in so I was a bit bewildered, but I didn't want to look flustered about it either so we finished up and called it a night
So you hate group sex but thought it would be a good idea to join a swinging website
It doesn't say anywhere that I hate group sex? There's no suggestion of that.
I didn't find either of her friends attractive, so I didn't want to have sex with them.
Could be a strange reason to some, but perfectly normal to most.
How bad do women have to be for you to turn them down in a three or foursome!
I didn't want to be impolite and call them ugly, do you have sex with ugly people?
I don't.
If they've got over 80% of their teeth, no obvious signs of venereal disease and had a shower then I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown "
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over a year ago
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This was back in 2003 when I was a student. Found a website that’s still going but I won’t mention as I don’t want to get in trouble. I’d met a couple younger than me from it and it was great. My first time had gone well!
Eager to try an older couple, I chatted to a couple in their 40’s and arranged to meet them on a Saturday afternoon at their house. It was quite a distance away, so the drive there was fun thin_ing of all the scenarios that could happen.
I was met at the door by them both in dressing gowns and invited in. As the door closed, he asked her, ‘will he do?’ She said yes and I almost got frog marched upstairs as he told me the rules whilst ta_ing off their gowns! No kising and she wasn’t allowed to give me oral!!! Absolutely no small talk either.
I went through with it to save a really awkward refusal while he walked around watching us from really weird angles with his head inches away from the business end of what was going on between her and I.
It put me off for a while, but I’m glad to say the bad experiences I can count on one hand many years and experiences later. |
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over a year ago
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"I met a woman once, an no shit she had just got out of the bath, but she STUNK!!! Not body odour, but like she'd stored a dead rat in her vag for a month, its the only time ive nearly vomited over someone, literally had to cover my mouth an nose and pull my pants up with the other hand! I felt a little bit bad cos i kinda left her there with her arse in the air while i made my escape!!"
Type this into google...
me minge is chuc_ing up a right pong |
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"I met a woman once, an no shit she had just got out of the bath, but she STUNK!!! Not body odour, but like she'd stored a dead rat in her vag for a month, its the only time ive nearly vomited over someone, literally had to cover my mouth an nose and pull my pants up with the other hand! I felt a little bit bad cos i kinda left her there with her arse in the air while i made my escape!!
Type this into google...
me minge is chuc_ing up a right pong"
I've still got it, it never left me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In my early days of swinging. Before I had good sense. I arranged a meet with a couple without spea_ing to the wife on the phone...
I communicated with the husband for a week and sent millions of pics and videos back and forth...
So they night has arrived and I show up to their apartment... what opens the door is a 6”8 Mike Tyson look a like with the same voice.,,.
He invites me in... offers me a drink and informs me the wife is running late...
We sit down have a few drinks and chit chat...
Two hours go by and no wife nor a phone call from wife...
So my spidey senses start going off.....
I said “ is your wife okay? Did she get into a accident? “
He replies to me in a Mike Tyson voice “ Rudeboycane you’re a nice guy , I’m going to come clean to you... I don’t have a wife . I just thought if you came over , you would be cool. Just playing with me “
If I wasn’t such a coward I would have threw my drink in his face.... but seeing my poor mother crying at my funeral quickly vanquished that thought....
I politely told him I don’t roll that way and left immediately....
You could have given him a hand job as a thank you for 2 hours worth of drinks
No thanks , the only dick I like to touch is mine..."
He proper fancied you after all the pics/vids you guys had been sharing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our worst one
Drove 80 miles - got to the social - she was still outside having a fag
Before our arses touched the seat he asked how many people we’d fucked !
He was filthy dirty - nails like he’d dug his way out of a coffin
Told us we could go to there’s but beware of the dog
Gave us postcode.... we drive off and text them to say not a chance..
Back home and to a club ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters.
What is your worst Swinging Experience and why?
Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it?  xxx"
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else? |
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over a year ago
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We are very new to this swinging life but went to a well known club recently.
My wife was approached on the dance floor by a very attractive and young woman. Shortly afterwards her partner approached us and said "We were lucky as she had chosen us and we would both have the best fuck of our lives".
We like to make our own decisions and did not like there personalities.
We said no thank you.
I don't think she had ever been turned down as she refused to accept it and took hold of my wife and me trying to pull us towards a room.
I had to get pretty aggressive to stop her and we left the club soon after.
Swinging has now been put on the naughty step until we decide if we want to try again or not. |
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Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious.
A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place.
She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom.
She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We also playing In jacuzzi in well known mids club
Another couple get in .. fem starts getting frisky with Mrs slide .. all going well .. then suddenly bites mrs slides boob really hard !!
We just got out ... she is ultra rough we have seen since |
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over a year ago
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Tried doing the hole swing real high and see how far you cam jump, twisted my ankle when i landed
No.. seriously though, we've be fortunate to not have any bad experiences upto now
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over a year ago
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"Tried doing the hole swing real high and see how far you cam jump, twisted my ankle when i landed
No.. seriously though, we've be fortunate to not have any bad experiences upto now
Adam "
That's because you haven't met me |
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By *33cpleCouple
over a year ago
Manchester |
Ours was we were alone on the orgy bed in a local club when another couple joined us. He was a fat guy in his 60s and the next thing he was all over my Mrs. His partner was like a model (totally stunning). I was just playing with the other woman but he was trying to fuck my Mrs and she wasn’t having it. Afterwards she said that she definitely had taken one for the team and has never wanted to go to a club again ! Proper fuckec up our swinging life ( for now I hope) |
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I've had a few meets that I've come away unsatisfied.
One was a mmf where it became apparent it was the woman who instigated because she wasn't getting what she wanted from her fella. He seemed alright at first but became a right grumpy guy and just sat in the living room while we fucked in the bedroom. He even walked past the bedroom at one point and made a derogatory comment.
Another was a bit more sinister where I felt that the female half really was doing it against her will and felt obliged to do it by her dominating partner. I made my excuses and left but I still feel uneasy about the situation. |
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious.
A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place.
She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom.
She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it."
Scene from a film? |
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious.
A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place.
She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom.
She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it.
Scene from a film?"
News story. I read it at the time. |
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious.
A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place.
She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom.
She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it.
Scene from a film?"
Was all over the media when it happened. |
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over a year ago
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I almost knocked a girl out with a dildo she tried shoving up my arse... She was wanting to play with my arse with her fingers. . I thought yeah sure let's try it... So she was massaging my arse with a finger ... It wasn't doing anything and she was giving me the reach around jer_ing me off .... Then all the sudden she pulls her dildo out the same size as my cock and rams the bloody thing up there as hard as she can... I shout in pain and collapse forward and my arse just clenched so hard that it shot the dildo out my arse hitting her in the face.. I was cowering in pain in the corner of the bed then we never laughed so much... ... Let's just say nothing is going up there again. |
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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago
West Midlands |
We met a couple who were fuck buddies, not a real couple. He was really into the Mrs, fucked her all over the flat. His friend was not into me at all, didn’t even try, just laid there. No chemistry at all.
That’s why we prefer to play as a four not pair off |
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By *estivalMan
over a year ago
borehamwood |
was on another site 10 or 15 yrs ago and met with a cpl.was pretty obvious they had had an argument before id arrived and was plain to see the meet was all his idea and she was being forced into it.so popped outside for a ciggie and got the fuck out of there. |
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious.
A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place.
She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom.
She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it.
Scene from a film?
Was all over the media when it happened. "
It was indeed, I nearly crashed the car from laughing so much when it came on the radio |
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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago
West Kent (near Tonbridge) |
"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious.
A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place.
She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom.
She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it.
Scene from a film?
News story. I read it at the time. "
Yes, I thought that sounded familiar. |
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious.
A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place.
She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom.
She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it.
Scene from a film?
Was all over the media when it happened.
It was indeed, I nearly crashed the car from laughing so much when it came on the radio"
You should read the article about it on the BBC News Pidgin site. |
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Had one earlier this year. Out at my usual weekend haunt, when a TV/female couple turned up. We started playing and all was going well(or so I thought). I was sat astride the TV half and kissing them. Their wife was sat next to them. Id been stro_ing the wife and we kissed. All good so far. Then I went to kiss her again. Got pushed away and told no. That kind of killed the mood. Then they got up and left. There is a forum post about it somewhere.
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Phew! Glad no one we know has added to this thread
Over the decades....
One of our first club visits, after a social, another couple took us to Chams, and the second we walked through the door they walked off and ignored us. (phew in hindsight!)
One couple we met for drinks for a few times, really keen, eventually arranged a play, and as we were just getting started she said she just wanted to watch. Errr….. Awkward.
And one date, first single guy date, gentle play, he came quickly, said "that's me done" and walked out for a smoke!
The great and fun makes up for it  |
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Not off here but tinder. Girl messaged saying “why don’t you come over and have some fun” anyway I was a bit taken a back and decided to add her on what’s app, check out her fb etc etc - all seemed ok!
Drove to her place and parked up, she came to the door, pretty sad really just knickers on , dirty face and nails and obviously high on something , before she barked “where’s the booze” (I was driving and she didn’t mention it)
A quick “oh shit I forgot the booze, I’ll drive shop” and I was gone. She wouldn’t stop texting me after saying “bring me wine” xx |
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When I was 20, i got invited by a couple to a GB for the "wife". I turned up and she was watching porn, and guy was tal_ing to the group.
During the early oral session, i noticed dark bruises around her thighs and bum, and lighter bruises on the rest of her body. Something wasnt right so i left.
She was clearly being mistreated but I can`t to this day quite grasp what the situation was. |
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"Lots funny stories on here. I met up with a girl ones who started telling me her life history and her problems before anything. long story short, I ended up giving her money for her rent because her landlord was going to kick her out the next day and i ordered Chinese for her. I left as soon as the Chinese food got delivered. "
I do hate hearing every aspects of the last 20 years of a ladies life. Too much |
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"I almost knocked a girl out with a dildo she tried shoving up my arse... She was wanting to play with my arse with her fingers. . I thought yeah sure let's try it... So she was massaging my arse with a finger ... It wasn't doing anything and she was giving me the reach around jer_ing me off .... Then all the sudden she pulls her dildo out the same size as my cock and rams the bloody thing up there as hard as she can... I shout in pain and collapse forward and my arse just clenched so hard that it shot the dildo out my arse hitting her in the face.. I was cowering in pain in the corner of the bed then we never laughed so much... ... Let's just say nothing is going up there again."
That’s hilarious |
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The worst experience we've had at a swinging club is Adam and Eves in Eccles decouple we were told we have to play with single men as they paid to get in we have never been back since no have any of our friends and never will |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"I almost knocked a girl out with a dildo she tried shoving up my arse... She was wanting to play with my arse with her fingers. . I thought yeah sure let's try it... So she was massaging my arse with a finger ... It wasn't doing anything and she was giving me the reach around jer_ing me off .... Then all the sudden she pulls her dildo out the same size as my cock and rams the bloody thing up there as hard as she can... I shout in pain and collapse forward and my arse just clenched so hard that it shot the dildo out my arse hitting her in the face.. I was cowering in pain in the corner of the bed then we never laughed so much... ... Let's just say nothing is going up there again."
That's so funny. |
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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago
London |
"Ours was we were alone on the orgy bed in a local club when another couple joined us. He was a fat guy in his 60s and the next thing he was all over my Mrs. His partner was like a model (totally stunning). I was just playing with the other woman but he was trying to fuck my Mrs and she wasn’t having it. Afterwards she said that she definitely had taken one for the team and has never wanted to go to a club again ! Proper fuckec up our swinging life ( for now I hope) "
Hmmmmmm... Should have seen of your Mrs was okay with it all before you decided to play with his partner No? I can't blame your partner if she doesn't want to get back into it till you're more aware of her comfort before your selfish needs... |
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One of my wierdest ones was one of my first ones. I went to to somewhere like Stevenage ot similar, (wouldn't go so far these days). Me and another guy turn up at a semi at the same time, the bloke is there. We go in and he then tells us we're his wifes 40th birthday surprise. We had to wait in the kitchen until she came home and he told her that he had a present for her and we were called out. I was just expecting her to say, "Are you fuc_ing mad?" Instead she let us sit down beside her, start playing with her and we had a good night. He filmed it, it may be on the net somewhere for all I know. The other guy went home at the end of the night, I kipped in the spare room and went home early the following morning. It was not a terrible experience, just a bit wierd. I run comedy nights and mentioned it to an act I know, he still sometimes tells the story when compereing for me, the audiences love it. I just think well it makes the punters laugh |
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Was in a poly relationship, she used to use Metro`s personals, she was chatting to a woman for a while, was going well, some facially censored pics had been exchanged, so we went to meet her, turned out to be her cousin.. (no, it went no further!)
I also had a car hook up, met her at a tube station, flirting ensued, got in the back, she's started to sit on my face for a 69 & as she was hovering, it quickly became apparent she had thrush... I very nearly threw up in the back of my own car.. (& no, I didn't carry on!) |
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I just remembered, had another woman on my face, she was on the larger side. I was eating her for at least an hour & she was getting more & more aggressive, then, she came.. She started falling forwards & somehow squirted full force directly up my nose, it was so hard it came out of my tear ducts & nearly *censored word on fab* me, + she passed out on top of me for about another half an hour.. When she came round she refused to believe she`d squirted, even though both I, & the floor round my head was soaked..
My throat felt like I`d swallowed a gallon of chlorinated water for about a week after  |
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over a year ago
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Ok here goes... was in here and was messaged by a woman wanting fun. She sent pics we chatted on phone all was good. Turned up at mine and I opened the door... she was nothing like her pictures but more like my BOSS!! I thought ..she's here now why not ... I'm dominant in the bedroom so she was ok me tying her up. So there she was all goes up and a gag in her gob... I just kept thin_ing omg I'm about to shag my boss lookalike and I just couldn't do it. Left the room. Made a brew. Got the rich tea out. Sat there in my pvc dun_ing my rich tea thin_ing ffs man up just do it. I couldn't so I set her free and waved her off... she nicked my nipple clamps too the b#### |
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Met a couple for a social drink only as agreed. We live in rural Ireland and hence agreed to meet in a quiet pub in a neutral towm.
He started to get very d*unk and loud proclaiming his love for swinging and not caring who knew, we just wanted to get out of there, |
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters.
What is your worst Swinging Experience and why?
Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?"
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out… |
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters.
What is your worst Swinging Experience and why?
Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out…"
I can't really answer that; I certainly never got your username at a social and I've no idea who you are from your pics. |
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters.
What is your worst Swinging Experience and why?
Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out…
I can't really answer that; I certainly never got your username at a social and I've no idea who you are from your pics."
Then you have a selective memory!
Lol!
No worries. Let's just leave it at that.
C |
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters.
What is your worst Swinging Experience and why?
Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out…
I can't really answer that; I certainly never got your username at a social and I've no idea who you are from your pics.
Then you have a selective memory!
Lol!
No worries. Let's just leave it at that.
C"
I'm not saying we haven't met, just that I didn't get your username. It would be very unusual if I had, people rarely given them to me. Almost like they don't want me to know who they are. |
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters.
What is your worst Swinging Experience and why?
Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out…
I can't really answer that; I certainly never got your username at a social and I've no idea who you are from your pics.
Then you have a selective memory!
Lol!
No worries. Let's just leave it at that.
C"
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters.
What is your worst Swinging Experience and why?
Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx
It's a tough category to judge. Should I choose the social where I was lied about and abused to my face, then berated for not enjoying myself? The social where the rest of the group physically blocked me from joining a conversation, and the organiser subsequently banned me? One of the many club nights where I've been blanked by everyone I tried to talk to and ignored by everyone else?
Hmmm…
I've seen you at quite a few socials, Quietly Kinky. I've never been to a club as the same time as you.
However, I do know that I've tried to speak to you on occasion and indeed have even messaged you on the past. I know I have tried to communicate with you, and have seen people at socials do the same. I do try to speak to as many people as I can. Most people who attend socials do the same. It's an opportunity to network. As the saying goes, Take the chance or lose the opportunity.
I will say this to anyone and everyone on Fab that if you don't put in, you won't get out…
I can't really answer that; I certainly never got your username at a social and I've no idea who you are from your pics.
Then you have a selective memory!
Lol!
No worries. Let's just leave it at that.
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The very worse?
A social meet with my old buddy with a guy at a bar in town to see if he was going to suitable for a possible threesome if things went well. However, he was really hard work. We did our best to but he seemingly looked like he was out of it on something.
We called it a night, and got a cab back to her flat.
We'd been in about 5 minutes, when there was a knock at the door. It was the same guy. This was odd to say the least - because we'd never told him where she lived.
After telling him nicely that we weren't planning to play that night,we headed to bed, both totally knackered and convinced he'd stalked us home.
We'd just dozed off when there was the sound of banging and broken glass. This guy had gone mental.trying to kick her front door in,before kic_ing in the passenger doors of my car.
The night ended with the police ta_ing statements, and scenes of crimes officers ta_ing forensics off the car to see if they could get him.
Unfortunately they didn't. And it left me loosing my no claims on my insurance, and affecting my buddy so badly,she promptly left the scene...although we still remain friends.
It put me off almost for good,and even though I returned here, I'm still in two minds whether to stay,based on losing trust in some of the people this place can attract.  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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I have a list of stories 
Ummmm I was fingering someone in a club and she still had a condom in her....
One lady was so pissed she stuck hand down my boxers without as_ing....told her sorry not enough time for a play
Ummmm time I passed out in hotel with a couple. Tbh I hadn’t eaten and I was shagging her when husband took photos.
My shagging in a garden with me going for the porn Star white socks look. The lady I shagged has since passed away rip but when we all laughed about this
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters.
What is your worst Swinging Experience and why?
Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx"
Sometime ago I met a girl from another site, she told me she was single but lived with a flatmate.
After a brief encounter on her bed I went into the ensuite to have a shower, there wasn't a towel but there was a tall cupboard where I assumed I'd find one..opened the door and her 'flatmate' was bollock naked wan_ing away and casually introduced himself as her husband.
Probably not my worst experience but definitely the weirdest..made even weirder when the estate agent who came to value my house a year later was the same bloke..kept him well away from the shower room! |
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"Ours was we were alone on the orgy bed in a local club when another couple joined us. He was a fat guy in his 60s and the next thing he was all over my Mrs. His partner was like a model (totally stunning). I was just playing with the other woman but he was trying to fuck my Mrs and she wasn’t having it. Afterwards she said that she definitely had taken one for the team and has never wanted to go to a club again ! Proper fuckec up our swinging life ( for now I hope) "
That’s the trouble with these women so selfish!
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My wife and I arranged to meet a couple who also shared the same interests namely..happily married and into the cd lifestyle. its a Friday eve and we turn up at theirs in the french countryside .. us guys head off and into our sexy gear getting tarted up..the ladies doing our makeup and great fun ensuing until the wife says ..Merde ma pere .. coming up the drive and car pulling to a halt is her father and mother..they lived only 10klms away and retired..
when I say time slows down and overnight bags of sexy clothes..sex toys condoms lube strapons were all bundled into shelfs..my wife ran to put on her jacket and pull down her mini .while his wife ran for a shirt instead of the see through sheer top she had on.. her parents were greeted by a total stranger..my wife who introduced herself as a friend. I had to hide behind a door while this womans husband was opposite behind a curtain. we were both in full makeup and stoc_ings minis.false boobs the lot..this womans dad then proceeded to ask where Marcel her husband was and hadnt he arrranged to help him fit a countertop.. I wont bore you with the rest but it was the longest hour and 45 behind that door while our women chatted to her parents..We laugh now but it was terror at the time literally.. she figured her dad would actually drop stone dead within a heart beat if he had caught her husband and I all tarted up lol...
we have met them since for super fun but only at our place lol.no parents to call in thank God... |
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"We met a couple who were fuck buddies, not a real couple. He was really into the Mrs, fucked her all over the flat. His friend was not into me at all, didn’t even try, just laid there. No chemistry at all.
That’s why we prefer to play as a four not pair off"
We never met a fuck buddy couple think there be to much to go wrong we like secure couples to play with |
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"My wife and I arranged to meet a couple who also shared the same interests namely..happily married and into the cd lifestyle. its a Friday eve and we turn up at theirs in the french countryside .. us guys head off and into our sexy gear getting tarted up..the ladies doing our makeup and great fun ensuing until the wife says ..Merde ma pere .. coming up the drive and car pulling to a halt is her father and mother..they lived only 10klms away and retired..
when I say time slows down and overnight bags of sexy clothes..sex toys condoms lube strapons were all bundled into shelfs..my wife ran to put on her jacket and pull down her mini .while his wife ran for a shirt instead of the see through sheer top she had on.. her parents were greeted by a total stranger..my wife who introduced herself as a friend. I had to hide behind a door while this womans husband was opposite behind a curtain. we were both in full makeup and stoc_ings minis.false boobs the lot..this womans dad then proceeded to ask where Marcel her husband was and hadnt he arrranged to help him fit a countertop.. I wont bore you with the rest but it was the longest hour and 45 behind that door while our women chatted to her parents..We laugh now but it was terror at the time literally.. she figured her dad would actually drop stone dead within a heart beat if he had caught her husband and I all tarted up lol...
we have met them since for super fun but only at our place lol.no parents to call in thank God..."
Hahaha poor dad would have had a heart attack had he saw you two guys. Lol indeed funny expeeiriencd |
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Oh it was deadly serious at the time ..we were all frea_ing out.I could tell by both our wifes conversations with her parents they were in shock not as much as we were in our hidey places for over an hour before they left. somethings your parents should never see... |
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"Oh it was deadly serious at the time ..we were all frea_ing out.I could tell by both our wifes conversations with her parents they were in shock not as much as we were in our hidey places for over an hour before they left. somethings your parents should never see... "
Behind imagination |
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In a club in a private room and forgot to lock the door.....in walks a woman pissed up and sits down and starts mumbling something to herself Very awakard and very sad to see people like that in a club especially on a couples night, I feel sorry for some of the females who just go along with it and look sad. |
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"Happy Werkend Fabsters.
What is your worst Swinging Experience and why?
Can be funny. Appalling or just downright strange. Let’s hear it? xxx"
The funniest - I was playing with a couple I had met many times in their hotel room - we were really getting into it..and having fun. Decided to stop for a break. The coffee machine for some reason was on the landing floor. The lovely wife popped out to get a coffee and for some reason hubby and I decided to follow her...The hotel door swung shut !!
There we were, wife in stoc_ings and garters, hubby naked and me in my Calvin’s - on the wrong side of the hotel door....
Thankfully, there was a maid not far away, And the wife got the maid to open the door. Hubby thought ist was funny and I hide around the corner....
The maid pretty much knew what was going on..
We still laugh about it today
They got some smirks when they checked out... |
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"Not mine and not swinging but still hilarious.
A guy took a girl for a meal at Nando during his Tinder date and then went back to his place.
She went to the toilet and produce what could only be described as a cistern-bloc_ing poo so in panic mode and not wanting her date to know she had blocked his toilet she picked it out of the toilet threw it out of a window, where it fell down onto the window cill in full view of anyone using the bathroom.
She had to be rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in said window while trying to retrieve it."
Was it a ‘friend’ it happened to ? Lol |
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We were on at a meetup with a younger couple and female half was new to the scene. After drinks at the bar, we headed for the room.
We decided to have a straight swap but the young lady was uncomfortable being watched by her bf or my gf so I volunteered to go to the bathroom with her while my gf and her man made it out in the hotel bed.
Didn't manage much there except a shy bj and a show of boobs. Meanwhile, gf is being heavily pounded on the bed.
It was not a good meetup! |
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"Woman turns up at hotel with young kids in tow and wants to leave them in the play area while we go to the bedroom to play.
I say you can't do that so she gets angry and stroppy in front of a full restaurant.
Then she wants the kids to come to the bedroom while we play so again I say no but this time she calls me every name under the sun and throws all her toys out of the pram because I'm a beeping effing timewaster "
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met up with a guy at hes home. Hes ex partner turned up banging on the door. Bawling screaming and shouting at him in the kitchen.luckly she didnt come near me but she demanded to know who i was. When she eventually left she apparently phoned hes parents who were away on holiday telling them that people where in the house causing trouble. They phoned him to find out what was going on as the house belonged to them. He was trying to convince them that nowt was going on. I went to sit in hes car waiting to go home while this was going on. When he eventually got to take me home the ex phoned again and another argument ensured again over the phone. When i eventually got home he had the cheek to ask to see me again.i declined. |
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I rarely do meets at private residences. Too many Mick Philpott and Fred West types with their wives on the swinging scene. I did recently fisted a tgirl at the greenhouse sauna, we were both really getting into it and she was almost ta_ing my whole fist when I got a massive waft of fermented boiled cabbage and spuds in my face from her ass. Killed it dead. |
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"I rarely do meets at private residences. Too many Mick Philpott and Fred West types with their wives on the swinging scene. I did recently fisted a tgirl at the greenhouse sauna, we were both really getting into it and she was almost ta_ing my whole fist when I got a massive waft of fermented boiled cabbage and spuds in my face from her ass. Killed it dead. "
Well if you will go putting your fists up bottoms what do you expect? |
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"Woman turns up at hotel with young kids in tow and wants to leave them in the play area while we go to the bedroom to play.
I say you can't do that so she gets angry and stroppy in front of a full restaurant.
Then she wants the kids to come to the bedroom while we play so again I say no but this time she calls me every name under the sun and throws all her toys out of the pram because I'm a beeping effing timewaster "
What the actual fuck?! My god that’s disturbing |
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Wow. Our worst swinging experience seems really bloody lame compared to everyone else’s!
When we first started swinging, we’d arranged a meet with a couple south of Birmingham. We drove all that way and when we arrived, we discovered she was heavily pregnant and only wanted to play with Mrs, and she really didn’t seem like she was into swinging at all. We didn’t stop long.
On another occasion, we’d had a fantastic soft encounter at a local club. We’d had such a good time we had decided they’d be our first full swap couple . A few days later we messaged each other on here to arrange something.
We discovered that they only do bareback (no thanks) because they both had a latex allergy. Mr, very very politely, pointed out that we don’t do bareback and there are non-latex condoms available.
The woman got really bloody stroppy and shitty with us both, and eventually said her other half couldn’t use any condoms because he was “too big.” Now, as any decent-not-full-of-himself guy will tell you, that’s utter bullshit! Also - given that Mrs was suc_ing him off in front of Mr - we’d both seen it and it ain’t that big little man
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My (then) wife & I, talked it through & decided we should try a full swap. I'm tal_ing mid-90s (internet hadn't taken off at all)....the medium to meet others back then was Loot newspaper.
We saw a couple's ad (no photos in Loot back then) where they described themselves as slim & attractive...w'hey we thought, so rang them & invited them to ours.
Ding dong....they arrived - I went to answer the door ...MOG fugly (the female made Anne Widdecombe look like a sex goddess) ...he looked like a crazy monk.
So they came in ...we sat in our living room & talked about the weather for 10 mins or so...my wife & Ithen assembled in the kitched "FCUK, what are we gonna do?". So I was nominated to tell them it wasn't going to happen ...it wasn't comfortable afterwards at all(!)...the walk of shame to our front door seemed to take forever. |
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