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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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From another topic, I thought we try this out
Outside of the normal stock "hi" - "hello" - "wanna meet" - "do you fuck" messages -------
What good/funny/cringing corny "chat up" lines come your way ???
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am bisexual and on the sister site - on there I get lots of attention and some make me smile;
"I don't think I am your type, but can I come and suck you"
so much wrong with that sentence really lol |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
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I’ve just had as an opening message, I’ve a full head of hair for you to run your fingers through... (on profile I’d put don’t do bald as hot one at home)
I thought that was a great start... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve just had as an opening message, I’ve a full head of hair for you to run your fingers through... (on profile I’d put don’t do bald as hot one at home)
I thought that was a great start... "
I must remember that one |
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I often get "what's a swing dress, is it short, can I fuck you in public in it?"... Except with worse spelling and grammar.
Guys wanting a blow job in their lunch breaks
And many more I've blotted out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I often get "what's a swing dress, is it short, can I fuck you in public in it?"... Except with worse spelling and grammar.
Guys wanting a blow job in their lunch breaks
And many more I've blotted out"
Once again like I said above I am bisexual and on other site - so oten get similar on there
Just because your on line, they think you can drop what your doing and meet them a moments notice then get annoyed when you say no
I am solo player on here, but do have female friends and some female pictures of us playing - so another frequent line I get here;
"can I fu,,,,,k your wife/GF whilst you watch"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"I often get "what's a swing dress, is it short, can I fuck you in public in it?"... Except with worse spelling and grammar.
Guys wanting a blow job in their lunch breaks
And many more I've blotted out
Once again like I said above I am bisexual and on other site - so oten get similar on there
Just because your on line, they think you can drop what your doing and meet them a moments notice then get annoyed when you say no
I am solo player on here, but do have female friends and some female pictures of us playing - so another frequent line I get here;
"can I fu,,,,,k your wife/GF whilst you watch"
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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I get guys in the other site . One guys asked do I drive , waiting on all fours for you right now .........and there in fucking Scotland wtf |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I get guys in the other site . One guys asked do I drive , waiting on all fours for you right now .........and there in fucking Scotland wtf
PMSL@ last one
I my early days on here with ex wife, we had circa 70 or more messages a day - so we ended up putting a BOLD CAPITALS statement on to of our profile
"if your rude and so crude, you'll never see us in the nude"
They never learnt though lol |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"I get guys in the other site . One guys asked do I drive , waiting on all fours for you right now .........and there in fucking Scotland wtf
PMSL@ last one
I my early days on here with ex wife, we had circa 70 or more messages a day - so we ended up putting a BOLD CAPITALS statement on to of our profile
"if your rude and so crude, you'll never see us in the nude"
They never learnt though lol "
No they don't learn your right . I had one bloke local to me who every time I advertised for fun would send me a message saying he was 5 mins away and that I don't need to see pics of him just knock at his ....I've blocked him now like after about ten messages like |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had a guy start his message asking if he could watch me shit in one of his wife's good handbags... I said no and he replied with 'What about her shoe?' Ha ha |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"I had a guy start his message asking if he could watch me shit in one of his wife's good handbags... I said no and he replied with 'What about her shoe?' Ha ha "
shitshoe ....that's a dog innit |
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"I get guys in the other site . One guys asked do I drive , waiting on all fours for you right now .........and there in fucking Scotland wtf
PMSL@ last one
I my early days on here with ex wife, we had circa 70 or more messages a day - so we ended up putting a BOLD CAPITALS statement on to of our profile
"if your rude and so crude, you'll never see us in the nude"
They never learnt though lol
No they don't learn your right . I had one bloke local to me who every time I advertised for fun would send me a message saying he was 5 mins away and that I don't need to see pics of him just knock at his ....I've blocked him now like after about ten messages like "
Nah. They never learn, and they don't read. Unless it's really bad, I delete first messages that don't work for me, block any copy paste repeats (or whining), and block on the third attempt of contacting me without a response from me. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"I get guys in the other site . One guys asked do I drive , waiting on all fours for you right now .........and there in fucking Scotland wtf
PMSL@ last one
I my early days on here with ex wife, we had circa 70 or more messages a day - so we ended up putting a BOLD CAPITALS statement on to of our profile
"if your rude and so crude, you'll never see us in the nude"
They never learnt though lol
No they don't learn your right . I had one bloke local to me who every time I advertised for fun would send me a message saying he was 5 mins away and that I don't need to see pics of him just knock at his ....I've blocked him now like after about ten messages like
Nah. They never learn, and they don't read. Unless it's really bad, I delete first messages that don't work for me, block any copy paste repeats (or whining), and block on the third attempt of contacting me without a response from me. "
I get a lot more attention on the other site because I've got loads more pics up than on here . I must have a least 50 blocked ...some people can't take no |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"Will you let me be your Mario?
Should of said you where seeing luigi 
I tell them Bowser will kick their arse."
Can just see the guy wearing a tortoise shell
After bowser has finished with them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a guy start his message asking if he could watch me shit in one of his wife's good handbags... I said no and he replied with 'What about her shoe?' Ha ha "
Ha ha, I shouldnt have read that with a mouthful of tea. Made my weekend already |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had a guy start his message asking if he could watch me shit in one of his wife's good handbags... I said no and he replied with 'What about her shoe?' Ha ha
Ha ha, I shouldnt have read that with a mouthful of tea. Made my weekend already"
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By *iss Ash42Woman
over a year ago
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"I had a guy start his message asking if he could watch me shit in one of his wife's good handbags... I said no and he replied with 'What about her shoe?' Ha ha "
That has actually made my night!haha you cant make it up... |
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