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People who sit round discussing the latest soap episodes at parties

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I find it hilarious the amount of couples/ ladies who go through the effort of getting their hair done, wearing the sexiest, skimpiest outfits they possess, go to a swinging club or party, only to then sit around all night discussing some banal episode of Coronation street, or what they're currently hoping to buy on ebay, and the cost of salted butter in LIDL as opposed to Sainsbury's.

I witnessed this last a few weeks ago on a non pleasurable night at a club in Kent. Lady dressed in stockings, suspenders, mini skirt, high heels. It was as if by putting on the clothes and going to a club was enough.

Mind you, Hubby looked very fascinated and genuinely surprised by the price of butter., so clearly a marriage made in heaven.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"I find it hilarious the amount of couples/ ladies who go through the effort of getting their hair done, wearing the sexiest, skimpiest outfits they possess, go to a swinging club or party, only to then sit around all night discussing some banal episode of Coronation street, or what they're currently hoping to buy on , and the cost of salted butter in LIDL as opposed to Sainsbury's.

Mind you, Hubby looked very fascinated and genuinely surprised by the price of butter., so clearly a marriage made in heaven. "

How dare people enjoy the social side of swinging

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

do you expect people to fuck as soon as they enter the door then??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

so because we are swinging we have to talk sex........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When i go to a club or party i talk about all kinds of crap, i know im at a sex club/party i dont need to sit talking about cocks and blow jobs, i know if i fancy someone by looking at them but the best way to know if you like they mentally is by talking and talking about every day stuff is the best way to get to know soemone

Not everyone sees other as lumps of meat, all because a lady has made the effort to dress up does not mean she should walk in and only stop fucking when shes talking about who shes going to suck next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mind you, Hubby looked very fascinated and genuinely surprised by the price of butter., so clearly a marriage made in heaven. "

jesus if thats what you think you have no idea.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i have a feeling all the ladies on here are going to be saying...how dare you suggest we cant talk about butter lol and all the guys are going to say, i agree mate women talk to much at clubs lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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I enjoy the social side and love having a chat and a laugh but im more likely to be flirting than discussing the price of butter

I would'nt do that in real life with anyone let alone at a club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yes - its called socialising!

dam these swingers who dare to have a conversation!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

What are we supposed to talk about then? Proust? String Theory?

I don't watch soaps, but I do like to chat with people. I don't just sit there with my mouth open waiting for the cock to be inserted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What are we supposed to talk about then? Proust? String Theory?

I don't watch soaps, but I do like to chat with people. I don't just sit there with my mouth open waiting for the cock to be inserted.

nor do i actually, i dont watch any soaps so have no idea if people do talk about them, nor do i buy butter lol but if im at a club and people are just talking general stuff i will join in with 'normal' chat, i wouldnt walk off because they are boring for having a conversation that didnt involve sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I attend social events held at swingers clubs to be sociable, and that include small talks of anything under the sun.

If I meet peeps that tickle my fancy while I am there, I would not say no to be a bit of sexy fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

women chat to much full stop. club or no club

runs and hides

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find it hilarious the amount of couples/ ladies who go through the effort of getting their hair done, wearing the sexiest, skimpiest outfits they possess, go to a swinging club or party, only to then sit around all night discussing some banal episode of Coronation street, or what they're currently hoping to buy on ebay, and the cost of salted butter in LIDL as opposed to Sainsbury's.

Mind you, Hubby looked very fascinated and genuinely surprised by the price of butter., so clearly a marriage made in heaven. "

Sainsbury's charge £1.19 for a 250g block of salted butter......did you catch how much it is in Lidl???

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"What are we supposed to talk about then? Proust? String Theory?

I don't watch soaps, but I do like to chat with people. I don't just sit there with my mouth open waiting for the cock to be inserted.

The only soap i follow i the Archers...but normal conversation tells you a lot about people.

There can be sex talk...normally when you are around people you are comfortable with...i imagine if the op was standing sneering people may have been deliberately making non sexual small talk.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

Oh...and why can't women go to a club just to look nice, perhaps that was enough...many go to clubs for a good night out and nothing more

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"i imagine if the op was standing sneering people may have been deliberately making non sexual small talk."

That's my thought!

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By *oournsMan over a year ago

Op on a loser here

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Op on a loser here"

Well there's really no call to sneer at a womans conversation, is there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

£1.19? What in house brand? Mmmm..bet tescos do it cheaper

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"£1.19? What in house brand? Mmmm..bet tescos do it cheaper"

Aldi is less than £1!

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By *erkshireMan123Man over a year ago

Devizes

Ive not had the balls to go to a club yet, but some useless small talk sounds like a mighty fine idea

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

fucking hell ..soaps????? how ridiculous.....now if we are talking footie.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres two types of people who do this, ones who are into swinging and ones just after a fuck, swinging covers more than just sex, like it or not there is a most definite social side to swinging, where lots of swingers like to meet up and just chat and have a drink and nothing more, or go to clubs and talk as well as play, people after just a fuck....well that speaks for itself lol

I personally do not class myself as a swingers, because i just feel im not, i use such sites to meet people for sex but that does not mean i dont treat people with respect nor does it mean i can not hold a conversation with them

If you go to a club and people are sat around talking and thats not what your after....get up and walk away, i mean its not rocket science is it?

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By *oournsMan over a year ago

"Op on a loser here

Well there's really no call to sneer at a womans conversation, is there?

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thats what im saying. Its an attempt to sneer about something that sounds normal, people conversing, OMG

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I find it hilarious the amount of couples/ ladies who go through the effort of getting their hair done, wearing the sexiest, skimpiest outfits they possess, go to a swinging club or party, only to then sit around all night discussing some banal episode of Coronation street, or what they're currently hoping to buy on ebay, and the cost of salted butter in LIDL as opposed to Sainsbury's.

Mind you, Hubby looked very fascinated and genuinely surprised by the price of butter., so clearly a marriage made in heaven. "

so moving on from the occasional single guy moaning about getting no emails, then no meets we now have a single guy moaning that at a club they did not get invited to join in on a conversation....

funny old game..

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Op on a loser here

Well there's really no call to sneer at a womans conversation, is there?

thats what im saying. Its an attempt to sneer about something that sounds normal, people conversing, OMG"

Apologies then. I read your post wrong.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well i went to chams one night and i was so busy yapping to everyone, i "forgot" to play until someone mentioned it lmao

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By *habsMan over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

So.... I believe the real question is what makes acceptable discussion points at swinger parties?

I was at a party with a friend years ago where a lady was beign seen to by 4 guys, and guy 5 turned to guy 6 (I imagine waiting for their turn) started a discussion how it reminded him about of a movie he worked on (educating his fellow gangbanger on his inside knowledge of the movie industry and how many directors he's worked with) and how the setting could be turned into a movie of academy award standard.

At some point the lady in question yelled "if you two are gonna prattle on and not shag, can you please go downstairs!", everyone else in the room couldn't help but laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well i went to chams one night and i was so busy yapping to everyone, i "forgot" to play until someone mentioned it lmao"

ive done that many times

i never go with any expectations to play or not play, i go to see whos there, chat to old friends and new and if sex happens then great, but sometimes i spend that long yacking its the end of the night before i know it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I expect that what has rattled the OP is that he was waiting around, looking at the women, fiddling with his flaccid cock, whilst the women were dressed sexily but wasting valuable fucking time by talking, when they should have been getting through the single guys who had taken time and effort to pay their money to get into a club. And their hubby's, what the fuck were they doing, sitting alongside her, allowing her to talk and not forcing her to satisfy the other men there.

Huh women - waste of bloody time aren't they

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Huh women - waste of bloody time aren't they

I do my best.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aye the social aspect gets in the way of all the fucking and general debauchery of swinging dont it lol xx

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I find it hilarious the amount of couples/ ladies who go through the effort of getting their hair done, wearing the sexiest, skimpiest outfits they possess, go to a swinging club or party, only to then sit around all night discussing some banal episode of Coronation street, or what they're currently hoping to buy on ebay, and the cost of salted butter in LIDL as opposed to Sainsbury's.

Mind you, Hubby looked very fascinated and genuinely surprised by the price of butter., so clearly a marriage made in heaven. "

so what did you do.... did you...

a) join in with the banter, because it is a good way of networking and in future meet other people...

b) moan... and then bring it here so others could hear you moan....

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By *umpkinMan over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Butter in Norway is the most expensive ATM because it`s so scarce! You could have imported a truck full and made a huge killing before Xmas as it`s a huge part of Norwegian culture at Xmas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I expect that what has rattled the OP is that he was waiting around, looking at the women, fiddling with his flaccid cock "

hahaha i neary choked on my kopparberg when i read that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, thats just showing off that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I expect that what has rattled the OP is that he was waiting around, looking at the women, fiddling with his flaccid cock

hahaha i neary choked on my kopparberg when i read that

Your watterberg now?? xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I expect that what has rattled the OP is that he was waiting around, looking at the women, fiddling with his flaccid cock

hahaha i neary choked on my kopparberg when i read that

Your watterberg now?? xx

It's posh cider, soapy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I expect that what has rattled the OP is that he was waiting around, looking at the women, fiddling with his flaccid cock

hahaha i neary choked on my kopparberg when i read that

Your watterberg now?? xx

It's posh cider, soapy.

Oooh alcoholic apple juice

The only drink that can put me on me back after a pint of it xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must admit because once I start talking I find it hard to stop Jet and I now have a code word which means a little less conversation and a little more action , works for us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I expect that what has rattled the OP is that he was waiting around, looking at the women, fiddling with his flaccid cock

hahaha i neary choked on my kopparberg when i read that

Your watterberg now?? xx

It's posh cider, soapy.

Oooh alcoholic apple juice

The only drink that can put me on me back after a pint of it xx

its the mixed fruit one dont like the apple or pear one

i'll buy you a bottle next time i see you, get you d*unk so i can have another kiss lol

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By *inecrestMan over a year ago

West Yorks

Perhaps the conversation about the price of butter developed into a discussion about the butter scene in "Last Tango in Paris"

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By *habsMan over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

"Perhaps the conversation about the price of butter developed into a discussion about the butter scene in "Last Tango in Paris"

Aaaaaarrrgggh.... spilt my relentless!

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By *lackMetalMan over a year ago

Centre

"£1.19? What in house brand? Mmmm..bet tescos do it cheaper

Aldi is less than £1!"

Really!? It's Aldi for me from now on...no more Tesco/Morrisons for me when it comes to butter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No I think some of you fail to get the point of what I'm saying.

Of course no one is a sex machine robot who walks in and immediately starts performing like some over XXX rated circus act.

My point isn't that people shouldn't socialise and have a laugh before the action starts or doesn't . The point is that some people go to clubs just to sit talking nonsense. Sometimes quite loudly while people are having a naughty time. Which is a bit of a passion killer!

Imagine getting into the mood and getting down and horny while you're hearing people who only go there to chat, talking about a load of rubbish which seems totally out of context with the surroundings and the attire they happen to be wearing. Not only is it very surreal- its enough to want to make you get some clothes on and head out of there as soon as you can. lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No not at all.. no one expects you to be a performing X rated seal. Please see my comment which expands further.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I find it hilarious the amount of couples/ ladies who go through the effort of getting their hair done, wearing the sexiest, skimpiest outfits they possess, go to a swinging club or party, only to then sit around all night discussing some banal episode of Coronation street, or what they're currently hoping to buy on ebay, and the cost of salted butter in LIDL as opposed to Sainsbury's.

Mind you, Hubby looked very fascinated and genuinely surprised by the price of butter., so clearly a marriage made in heaven.

Sainsbury's charge £1.19 for a 250g block of salted butter......did you catch how much it is in Lidl???"

Sure it's £1.15 for salted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"£1.19? What in house brand? Mmmm..bet tescos do it cheaper

Aldi is less than £1!"

Form an orderly queue, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I wouldn't say I'm a swinger either, though the fact that i'm on a swinging website would suggest otherwise.

I'm into conversation - intelligent and small talk- both are good. I'm into getting to know people and the social side of life. I'm not one of those guys who walk around with my cock out as soon as I land, lol. Or a desperado, running after any sight of ' flesh' , be it ankle , legs or whatever.

And trust me - not being a rocket scientist, I did get up and leave for a good couple of hours - only to return to the same area later with the same conversation going on more or less.

At the end if the day I'm afraid, some people are sexy without doing very much at all, and without having to wear particularly sexy clothes, they just are sexy- and others think by wearing the clothes they consider to be sexy, they become sexy, when in fact they ooze about as much sex appeal as a dead badger. And conversationally are about as stimulating.

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By *oournsMan over a year ago

"No I think some of you fail to get the point of what I'm saying.

Of course no one is a sex machine robot who walks in and immediately starts performing like some over XXX rated circus act.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

I was invited to join the discussion, and being a sociable type who communicated beyond grunting, I duly obliged. But I'm sharing an observation. And for the record -LIDL's do great popcorn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I find it hilarious the amount of couples/ ladies who go through the effort of getting their hair done, wearing the sexiest, skimpiest outfits they possess, go to a swinging club or party, only to then sit around all night discussing some banal episode of Coronation street, or what they're currently hoping to buy on ebay, and the cost of salted butter in LIDL as opposed to Sainsbury's.

Mind you, Hubby looked very fascinated and genuinely surprised by the price of butter., so clearly a marriage made in heaven.

so what did you do.... did you...

a) join in with the banter, because it is a good way of networking and in future meet other people...

b) moan... and then bring it here so others could hear you moan...."

I of course being a nice person , joined in the conversation, but really I'm not so desperate to network with people I had no chemistry with that I'd sit all night taking part in a mind numbingly boring conversation.

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By *oournsMan over a year ago

"I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

I was invited to join the discussion, and being a sociable type who communicated beyond grunting, I duly obliged. But I'm sharing an observation. And for the record -LIDL's do great popcorn. "
dig dig dig.

If people are talking about soaps when you do it, maybe you are dull

and why should you regulate what people say. If they are enjoying the chat, then why stop to accommodate a foot stomping petulant man child

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No I think some of you fail to get the point of what I'm saying.

Of course no one is a sex machine robot who walks in and immediately starts performing like some over XXX rated circus act.

Plenty of china in my kitchen. No need to dig. Just have to open a door, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

If people are talking about soaps when you do it, maybe you are dull

and why should you regulate what people say. If they are enjoying the chat, then why stop to accommodate a foot stomping petulant man child"

You sound like a typical Daily mail reader.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

If people are talking about soaps when you do it, maybe you are dull

and why should you regulate what people say. If they are enjoying the chat, then why stop to accommodate a foot stomping petulant man child"

I'll say this again, cos I may not have made this clear - my point isn't that people can't talk at parties/ clubs. My point is that in a room where people are having sex- other people talking very loudly about absolute rubbish is not helping to keep the vibe sexy. There is a time and a place for everything. I'd suggest doing this type of chat in the kitchen, not the bedroom, lol.

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By *oournsMan over a year ago

"I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

If people are talking about soaps when you do it, maybe you are dull

and why should you regulate what people say. If they are enjoying the chat, then why stop to accommodate a foot stomping petulant man child

You sound like a typical Daily mail reader. "
yes, the mail is the bastion of free speech and expression. I hope this isnt the level of wit and ignorance you exhibit at socials, if so i dont blame people yapping about soaps, beats chatting to the wee boy who threw his toys out of the pram

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

If people are talking about soaps when you do it, maybe you are dull

and why should you regulate what people say. If they are enjoying the chat, then why stop to accommodate a foot stomping petulant man child

You sound like a typical Daily mail reader. yes, the mail is the bastion of free speech and expression. I hope this isnt the level of wit and ignorance you exhibit at socials, if so i dont blame people yapping about soaps, beats chatting to the wee boy who threw his toys out of the pram"

Well it's funny how you're so quick to judge people, without knowing or meeting them, so I suggest that the mail is indeed the paper for you.

If you took the time to read what I actually wrote rather than trying to read between the lines for things I haven't said, and generally wasn't such a reactionary hater I might actually like you.

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By *oournsMan over a year ago

"I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

If people are talking about soaps when you do it, maybe you are dull

and why should you regulate what people say. If they are enjoying the chat, then why stop to accommodate a foot stomping petulant man child

Well it's funny how you're so quick to judge people, without knowing or meeting them, so I suggest that the mail is indeed the paper for you.

If you took the time to read what I actually wrote rather than trying to read between the lines for things I haven't said, and generally wasn't such a reactionary hater I might actually like you. "
again you are asking people who are happy with their conversation to regulate their speech, because its affecting your experience. Two words, wah and wah

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By *oournsMan over a year ago

"I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

If people are talking about soaps when you do it, maybe you are dull

and why should you regulate what people say. If they are enjoying the chat, then why stop to accommodate a foot stomping petulant man child

Well it's funny how you're so quick to judge people, without knowing or meeting them, so I suggest that the mail is indeed the paper for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

If people are talking about soaps when you do it, maybe you are dull

and why should you regulate what people say. If they are enjoying the chat, then why stop to accommodate a foot stomping petulant man child

Well it's funny how you're so quick to judge people, without knowing or meeting them, so I suggest that the mail is indeed the paper for you.

If you took the time to read what I actually wrote rather than trying to read between the lines for things I haven't said, and generally wasn't such a reactionary hater I might actually like you. again you are asking people who are happy with their conversation to regulate their speech, because its affecting your experience. Two words, wah and wah"

You clearly can write, so I'm assuming you also have no problem reading normally.

I'm saying people who sit in the bedroom where others are having sex, talking very loudly about rubbing, which in turn kills the vibe. I'm also saying those people should move out of the bedroom and perhaps into a different room, like the kitchen or front room or wherever , because their topic of loud conversation is incompatible with a sexy ambience and generally off putting. Sorry , but I fail to see where the words toy and pram come into this. Just common and sense.

And as for your profile saying you're a non judgemental type... I hope that's true.

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By *oournsMan over a year ago

"I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

If people are talking about soaps when you do it, maybe you are dull

and why should you regulate what people say. If they are enjoying the chat, then why stop to accommodate a foot stomping petulant man child

Well it's funny how you're so quick to judge people, without knowing or meeting them, so I suggest that the mail is indeed the paper for you.

If you took the time to read what I actually wrote rather than trying to read between the lines for things I haven't said, and generally wasn't such a reactionary hater I might actually like you. again you are asking people who are happy with their conversation to regulate their speech, because its affecting your experience. Two words, wah and wah

You clearly can write, so I'm assuming you also have no problem reading normally.

And as for your profile saying you're a non judgemental type... I hope that's true."
whats wrong with talk about rubbing ?

You fail to grasp the simple fact. If they are happy to talk as they are and you have an issue, maybe the fault lies with you. People arent there to provide you with everything you want. If you cant accept that maybe dont go and go to one on one meets where you can dictate the conversation to the unlucky individual stuck listening to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm afraid you've drawn the wrong conclusion, so yes it is a funny old game.

If people are talking about soaps when you do it, maybe you are dull

and why should you regulate what people say. If they are enjoying the chat, then why stop to accommodate a foot stomping petulant man child

Well it's funny how you're so quick to judge people, without knowing or meeting them, so I suggest that the mail is indeed the paper for you.

If you took the time to read what I actually wrote rather than trying to read between the lines for things I haven't said, and generally wasn't such a reactionary hater I might actually like you. again you are asking people who are happy with their conversation to regulate their speech, because its affecting your experience. Two words, wah and wah

You clearly can write, so I'm assuming you also have no problem reading normally.

And as for your profile saying you're a non judgemental type... I hope that's true.whats wrong with talk about rubbing ?

Haha it was a misprint.. it is late after all. Of course with those inc your god self blessed with half an IQ I meant to say rubbish.

YOu clearly failed to see the funny side of this, the ridiculous surreality of it all, and to make matters worse, you seem hell bent on slinging insults at someone you know very little about, and have never even met .

If your life is so wanting that you take life so seriously, and only get joy from rubbishing someone because they've started a topic of conversation, on an internet chatroom then I suggest you get a hobby or do something useful because your days of being the Prized village idiot surely can't continue into 2012.