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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"men posting
'Need an empty whose free' 
Couples where it's always the "men available only today" but that's everyday "
Ha
I sometimes want to inbox and see if they've had much response
Another is need a bj whose game
Dunno maybe I'm a selfish bitch
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The constant “Hangover Horn” 
Is that actually a thing or just hungover pillocks that happen to have the horn? "
I do get quite horny myself if I'm hungover
More the wand kind of horny tho
Not meet a total stranger feeling like death   |
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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Women begging for lifts to places, or money for site membership etc, seems like an abuse of power to me but some people must be doing it. "
Omg that's awful, never seen it myself but that's just a big red flag to avoid them! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah the ones that I hate are "my balls need drained, who wants it" or "let me pound you til its sore" eh no thanks guys, rather not!"
Haha
Totally let me open my legs and wait
I like sex as much as the next person but some people have no idea how to speak to humans and should stick to those plastic vagina things |
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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Yeah the ones that I hate are "my balls need drained, who wants it" or "let me pound you til its sore" eh no thanks guys, rather not!
Haha
Totally let me open my legs and wait
I like sex as much as the next person but some people have no idea how to speak to humans and should stick to those plastic vagina things "
My thoughts exactly lol |
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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago
West Kent (near Tonbridge) |
"Women begging for lifts to places, or money for site membership etc, seems like an abuse of power to me but some people must be doing it. "
Sadly, yes. Not so bothered by the lift aspect, but the money for site supporter makes me shake my head. |
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"The constant “Hangover Horn”
Is that actually a thing or just hungover pillocks that happen to have the horn?
I do get quite horny myself if I'm hungover
More the wand kind of horny tho
Not meet a total stranger feeling like death "
I like the sound of that i see them every weekend off the same ones, think its a “someone mail me” thing x |
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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Women begging for lifts to places, or money for site membership etc, seems like an abuse of power to me but some people must be doing it.
Sadly, yes. Not so bothered by the lift aspect, but the money for site supporter makes me shake my head."
My reply to them would be get a taxi/uber and it's only a fiver you cheap skate! |
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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago
West Kent (near Tonbridge) |
"men posting
'Need an empty whose free'
Couples where it's always the "men available only today" but that's everyday "
Haha yes. Noticed that with a few profiles. Makes we wonder if it is a couple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The constant “Hangover Horn”
Is that actually a thing or just hungover pillocks that happen to have the horn?
I do get quite horny myself if I'm hungover
More the wand kind of horny tho
Not meet a total stranger feeling like death "
Aahhh.. I have never had a hangover but am definitely like that after a night out and having a lazy duvet day, like, ya need the orgasm but that will do lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The women who say....
Ooooohh my pics are on page 1, thanks for all the fabs guys!!!
And the other end of the scale....
Ooohh my new pics aren't getting as many fabs as my others
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'This site is full of timewasters'. Oh so sorry, let me throw a pity fuck your way to prove I'm genuine  "
Hahahaha this is another one
Massive proportion of men here seem to think this is a free version of adult work and women are here purely to cater to their needs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saw a the status of a guy, that has been trying his hardest to get in my knickers, for quite a while now, that said "if you have had more pricks than a used dartboard, then you're not for me!" do you think I should tell him or just start showing my veris again?! did make me laugh! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saw a the status of a guy, that has been trying his hardest to get in my knickers, for quite a while now, that said "if you have had more pricks than a used dartboard, then you're not for me!" do you think I should tell him or just start showing my veris again?! did make me laugh! "
Hahaha it
My first meet was with a guy that seemed to expect I was a virgin(maybe not a virgin but close)and demanded I come off after first meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Saw a the status of a guy, that has been trying his hardest to get in my knickers, for quite a while now, that said "if you have had more pricks than a used dartboard, then you're not for me!" do you think I should tell him or just start showing my veris again?! did make me laugh!
Hahaha it
My first meet was with a guy that seemed to expect I was a virgin(maybe not a virgin but close)and demanded I come off after first meet "
Pahaha! Pillocks! |
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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Saw a the status of a guy, that has been trying his hardest to get in my knickers, for quite a while now, that said "if you have had more pricks than a used dartboard, then you're not for me!" do you think I should tell him or just start showing my veris again?! did make me laugh!
Hahaha it
My first meet was with a guy that seemed to expect I was a virgin(maybe not a virgin but close)and demanded I come off after first meet "
Hope you told him to bugger off! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Saw a the status of a guy, that has been trying his hardest to get in my knickers, for quite a while now, that said "if you have had more pricks than a used dartboard, then you're not for me!" do you think I should tell him or just start showing my veris again?! did make me laugh!
Hahaha it
My first meet was with a guy that seemed to expect I was a virgin(maybe not a virgin but close)and demanded I come off after first meet
Hope you told him to bugger off! "
I actually did for a few months(well hid it and snooped)
more through a lack of confidence than him telling me so |
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By *rygveMan
over a year ago
The Shires |
"I named my cock truth because “bitches” couldn’t handle it "
I did actually laugh out loud at that.
There are some truly awful ones. Lift requests seem to pop up quite regular in Bristol.
The needy ones do my head in. |
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"Saw a the status of a guy, that has been trying his hardest to get in my knickers, for quite a while now, that said "if you have had more pricks than a used dartboard, then you're not for me!" do you think I should tell him or just start showing my veris again?! did make me laugh!
Hahaha it
My first meet was with a guy that seemed to expect I was a virgin(maybe not a virgin but close)and demanded I come off after first meet
Hope you told him to bugger off! "
I think this is his latest lol
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I named my cock truth because “bitches” couldn’t handle it
I did actually laugh out loud at that.
There are some truly awful ones. Lift requests seem to pop up quite regular in Bristol.
The needy ones do my head in. "
Is this general lifts like a taxi?
Or club lifts?
Iv been offered lifts before by couples to clubs(never taken up yet)
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"Saw a the status of a guy, that has been trying his hardest to get in my knickers, for quite a while now, that said "if you have had more pricks than a used dartboard, then you're not for me!" do you think I should tell him or just start showing my veris again?! did make me laugh!
Hahaha it
My first meet was with a guy that seemed to expect I was a virgin(maybe not a virgin but close)and demanded I come off after first meet
Hope you told him to bugger off!
I actually did for a few months(well hid it and snooped)
more through a lack of confidence than him telling me so"
Well I'm glad you've got through it. Some people are very demanding. I've been asked not to meet anyone else too. It's a strange place to be asking for that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"men posting
'Need an empty whose free'
Couples where it's always the "men available only today" but that's everyday "
It is a daily thing here totally agree. We've blocked most now as we figure if the female is unavailable everyday she unlikely exists. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'This site is full of timewasters'. Oh so sorry, let me throw a pity fuck your way to prove I'm genuine
Hahahaha this is another one
Massive proportion of men here seem to think this is a free version of adult work and women are here purely to cater to their needs "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"men posting
'Need an empty whose free'
Couples where it's always the "men available only today" but that's everyday
It is a daily thing here totally agree. We've blocked most now as we figure if the female is unavailable everyday she unlikely exists. "
It's a big reason why I'm reluctant even making contact with couples as when i was a newbie I got stung with a arranged meet but the lady had a work emergency. hmmm yea ok |
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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Let me come eat your Pussy for hours.... err no ta. Boring!
Also those "parked up in a layby just passing through.. anyone for a fuck?""
Oh yeah those too! Make you wonder if anyone actually says yes as they always seem to be the same people |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Let me come eat your Pussy for hours.... err no ta. Boring!
Also those "parked up in a layby just passing through.. anyone for a fuck?"
Oh yeah those too! Make you wonder if anyone actually says yes as they always seem to be the same people"
Nah they are the same ones moaning daily that no one meets an they get more action on pof |
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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Let me come eat your Pussy for hours.... err no ta. Boring!
Also those "parked up in a layby just passing through.. anyone for a fuck?"
Oh yeah those too! Make you wonder if anyone actually says yes as they always seem to be the same people
Nah they are the same ones moaning daily that no one meets an they get more action on pof"
They need to quite their moaning and just bugger off to pof then lol |
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One day many years ago, one of these lines worked causing many men to sit around a large fire and converse. Then they took up fishing as they all new how easy was to attract a female to mate four words and a cock shot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got poo on my knob
Thankfully I've never seen one of them but the pics of guys and their nobs, standing over a toilet thats clearly not been flushed... make you wanna vomit!"
There's one in my area that posts 50 angles of his cock daily
Not even exaggerating It's a nice one but I'm sick of the sight of it
I should probably block him and put my claws away |
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By *eelouWoman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I got poo on my knob
Thankfully I've never seen one of them but the pics of guys and their nobs, standing over a toilet thats clearly not been flushed... make you wanna vomit!
There's one in my area that posts 50 angles of his cock daily
Not even exaggerating It's a nice one but I'm sick of the sight of it
I should probably block him and put my claws away "
Oh yeah I have one here too. Gets a bit much |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"The women who say....
Ooooohh my pics are on page 1, thanks for all the fabs guys!!!
And the other end of the scale....
Ooohh my new pics aren't getting as many fabs as my others
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Nah, the worst ones are "fab my pics and i will randomly choose one of you to fuck"
Aye, course you will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women begging for lifts to places, or money for site membership etc, seems like an abuse of power to me but some people must be doing it. "
Yup, there are some very stupid men on here |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"Saw a the status of a guy, that has been trying his hardest to get in my knickers, for quite a while now, that said "if you have had more pricks than a used dartboard, then you're not for me!" do you think I should tell him or just start showing my veris again?! did make me laugh! "
I saw that ! Made me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The women who say....
Ooooohh my pics are on page 1, thanks for all the fabs guys!!!
And the other end of the scale....
Ooohh my new pics aren't getting as many fabs as my others
Nah, the worst ones are "fab my pics and i will randomly choose one of you to fuck"
Aye, course you will "
Haha fabs on pics never bother me
Does baffle me when I'm meeting a person we can post exactly the same pic and his will get maybe 10 fabs and mines in the 100's |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"Guys that post " just on my way home from work. Junction **m1 services for a bj any one "
Ewww, sweaty, pissy knob ."
Exactly. The thought of it being trapped in sweaty boxers all day whilst driving around, pissing out loads of strong coffee that's been consumed and then perhaps ( very unlikely) a quick swill in a service station toilet doesn't really make my foof flutter |
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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago
West Kent (near Tonbridge) |
"The women who say....
Ooooohh my pics are on page 1, thanks for all the fabs guys!!!
And the other end of the scale....
Ooohh my new pics aren't getting as many fabs as my others
Nah, the worst ones are "fab my pics and i will randomly choose one of you to fuck"
Aye, course you will "
Haha, yes I usually laugh at those. Impossible to know, of course, but I'd be curious if anyone has ever actually followed up on that 'promise' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"men posting
'Need an empty whose free'
Couples where it's always the "men available only today" but that's everyday
It is a daily thing here totally agree. We've blocked most now as we figure if the female is unavailable everyday she unlikely exists.
It's a big reason why I'm reluctant even making contact with couples as when i was a newbie I got stung with a arranged meet but the lady had a work emergency. hmmm yea ok "
We've had similar even as a couple, one guys wife had suddenly stopped swinging over night. Similarly had single guys not show at all, no message, then message again later that day. Infact we travelled to yarmouth one day to a cafe, had a coffee, messaged the guy, gave up, went home. Later he messaged said we were in the wrong cafe...theres one with the same name in walking distance! Travelled the 30 miles back to yarmouth just to check it out, there wasn't. He was still messaging to arrange another meet. I ended up blocking him.
Its a minefield. |
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"Women begging for lifts to places, or money for site membership etc, seems like an abuse of power to me but some people must be doing it. "
I can never understand the lift requests. What trip would a person need to make on a semi regular basis but be indifferent to the exact time they leave or how they get back?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive seen a lady request money for gas as she was cold, she also requested her phone bill paying so she could message people on here as it was being cut off. She regularly requests chocolate, sweets, and various other treats to be left for her.
I often wonder if it works, could save myself a fortune on driving the 2 miles to the nearest shop and back everytime I have an urge to indulge in chocolate or a sausage roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones that fish for pity
'Not meeting due to health reasons'...
'Feeling so sad today...' ect
Those that with rubbish 'feel sorry for me' statuses usually comment on threads with replies of the same. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women begging for lifts to places, or money for site membership etc, seems like an abuse of power to me but some people must be doing it. "
Agree seems to be prevalent at moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"men posting
'Need an empty whose free'
Couples where it's always the "men available only today" but that's everyday "
I see that every day probably the same people lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"men posting
'Need an empty whose free'
Couples where it's always the "men available only today" but that's everyday
It is a daily thing here totally agree. We've blocked most now as we figure if the female is unavailable everyday she unlikely exists.
It's a big reason why I'm reluctant even making contact with couples as when i was a newbie I got stung with a arranged meet but the lady had a work emergency. hmmm yea ok
We've had similar even as a couple, one guys wife had suddenly stopped swinging over night. Similarly had single guys not show at all, no message, then message again later that day. Infact we travelled to yarmouth one day to a cafe, had a coffee, messaged the guy, gave up, went home. Later he messaged said we were in the wrong cafe...theres one with the same name in walking distance! Travelled the 30 miles back to yarmouth just to check it out, there wasn't. He was still messaging to arrange another meet. I ended up blocking him.
Its a minefield. "
Yea it's a pain in the arse when the wife stops over night. Must be something in the water around here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"men posting
'Need an empty whose free'
Couples where it's always the "men available only today" but that's everyday
It is a daily thing here totally agree. We've blocked most now as we figure if the female is unavailable everyday she unlikely exists.
It's a big reason why I'm reluctant even making contact with couples as when i was a newbie I got stung with a arranged meet but the lady had a work emergency. hmmm yea ok
We've had similar even as a couple, one guys wife had suddenly stopped swinging over night. Similarly had single guys not show at all, no message, then message again later that day. Infact we travelled to yarmouth one day to a cafe, had a coffee, messaged the guy, gave up, went home. Later he messaged said we were in the wrong cafe...theres one with the same name in walking distance! Travelled the 30 miles back to yarmouth just to check it out, there wasn't. He was still messaging to arrange another meet. I ended up blocking him.
Its a minefield.
Yea it's a pain in the arse when the wife stops over night. Must be something in the water around here. "
We had a guy arranging a meet with us for him and his partner and they split up - he messaged to apologise and then said it's just as well as she goes nuts if anyone touches him! Kind of glad they pulled out, not into drama. |
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