"Can I lie about my age, my endowment, and my looks and physique please...
and this will benefit you how?"
It will benefit in the same way it benefits all the others that do it, and they are numerous. |
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Of course you can. It’s standard single guy practice. Girls would be disappointed and think you were weird if you didn’t. Throw in some pushy as well for good measure. Girls really like that  |
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I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you. |
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"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you."
if it makes your wotsits cheezier... |
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"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you.
if it makes your wotsits cheezier..."
You can never have enough of cheeeeeze |
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Thanks all .
It's was poking fun but it measures how you all think.
Personally. .
I am what I am-imperfect- hopeless but generally honest.
My age is mature
My physique is younger than I am
My mental age is 20
My eagerness is legendary
My looks -very old
My outlook- who cares I have fun.
However I genuinely love ladies and absolutely love the swinging scene. But I'll still lie about my age - I'm a scouser... ynwa |
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"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you.
if it makes your wotsits cheezier...
You can never have enough of cheeeeeze"
I just scratched my arsehole and forgot its made my wotsits a bit spicy...
mmm last nights vindaloo |
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"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you.
if it makes your wotsits cheezier...
You can never have enough of cheeeeeze
I just scratched my arsehole and forgot its made my wotsits a bit spicy...
mmm last nights vindaloo "
Next time put some clothes on when you eat Wotsits. |
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"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you.
if it makes your wotsits cheezier...
You can never have enough of cheeeeeze
I just scratched my arsehole and forgot its made my wotsits a bit spicy...
mmm last nights vindaloo
Next time put some clothes on when you eat Wotsits."
I did!
last week |
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"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you."
Sounds like quite a high percentage of the Adonis sex Gods on here. |
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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago
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"Lots of women put "fabulous" as a body type."
No they tick the box that the site provides for fabulous which is the opposite end of the scale to thin you best go give the site owners a roasting for their positioning and wording of said box. |
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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm Jeff, I'm 57, I've got a 12inch cock and I can breathe through my ears. Sat here in my filthy smelly vest eating Wotsits wanking over fab pics. Nice to meet you."
To be fair they only eat wotsits in the south up north they eat pork scratchings as the pork grease lubricated their wanking hand. |
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"Lots of women put "fabulous" as a body type.
No they tick the box that the site provides for fabulous which is the opposite end of the scale to thin you best go give the site owners a roasting for their positioning and wording of said box. "
Nerve seems to have been hit there?? |
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