Would you have sex

By *icentious OP Couple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

With postman Pat playing in the background?

By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

No,I'd invite him to join in

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Playing with his cock?, or his black and white cat?

By *icentious OP Couple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Playing with his cock?, or his black and white cat?"

Prefer black and white pussy.

Back to the drawing board.

By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Will he be emptying his sack?