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Where to "mount" a dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm taking a friend of mine away at the weekend and I've managed to buy a few toys for the trip.

One of those is a mountable dildo, but I have absolutely no idea where to mount it. Obviously I want her to be comfortable but the bedroom seems to lack hard surfaces to attach it to.

I'm also trying to "set the scene" and that doesn't really include fridge doors or toilet seats

Any suggestions?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The shower?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Full length mirror

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Full length mirror "

Be really daring, fix it to the window

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By *electableDalliancesCouple  over a year ago

leeds


"Full length mirror

Be really daring, fix it to the window "

This made me chuckle

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"Full length mirror

Be really daring, fix it to the window

This made me chuckle "

Great idea

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By *olfAndKittenCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

Bathroom tiles

Wooden surfaces (doors?)

Most suction cup dildo will stick anywhere and they stick quite firm as well... Had a few wrestling matches with ours.

Small tip, a small thin knife can be used to slide under the cup and break the suction seal

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple  over a year ago

Maidstone

On your forehead and become the Unicorn you’ve always wanted to be. The bonus being, you’ll also be sporting a rather nice red/purple circle on your forehead for a few days after too. What’s not to love?

Ed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"On your forehead and become the Unicorn you’ve always wanted to be. The bonus being, you’ll also be sporting a rather nice red/purple circle on your forehead for a few days after too. What’s not to love?

Ed"

You are a genius.

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By *iltsguy200Man  over a year ago

Warminster

Mounted on the wall of the KRH Officers Mess at Tidworth. Then sell the video of the attempts to remove it to the Sun

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"Mounted on the wall of the KRH Officers Mess at Tidworth. Then sell the video of the attempts to remove it to the Sun "

Remove it from where???

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple  over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Full length mirror

Be really daring, fix it to the window

This made me chuckle

Great idea"

Better still if you open the latch too

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Washing machine on spin with an unbalanced load

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By *ebjonnsonMan  over a year ago

Maldon


"Washing machine on spin with an unbalanced load"

What’s a washing machine?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Washing machine on spin with an unbalanced load

What’s a washing machine?"

it's a magic machine where all your dirty socks go

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By *ngelina4uWoman  over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

Try your forehead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Car bonnet engine running

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Washing machine on spin with an unbalanced load

What’s a washing machine?"

And some are probably wondering what a shower is as well!

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By *etLikeMan  over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

This reminds me of what happened when I went off travelling and entrusted a friend with my keys to “keep an eye on the place”

He found (my toys weren’t that well hidden anyway) a suction cup dildo which he then proceeded to attach to a different surface on each visit and send me a photo.

I came home to find it on my living room mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This reminds me of what happened when I went off travelling and entrusted a friend with my keys to “keep an eye on the place”

He found (my toys weren’t that well hidden anyway) a suction cup dildo which he then proceeded to attach to a different surface on each visit and send me a photo.

I came home to find it on my living room mirror. "

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple  over a year ago

Greater London

A nice long mirror always does the trick for us

xx

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

We used to attach one to the headboard of the bed. This obviously won't work if its fabric.

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By *tirluvMan  over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Depends on the bus route really -you need a bus that will come around faurly regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Washing machine on spin with an unbalanced load

What’s a washing machine?it's a magic machine where all your dirty socks go"

And a pair go in but only one sock ever comes back out. Just what does happen to socks, I have soooooo many odd socks.

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By *hortarseWoman  over a year ago

Norfolk


"Full length mirror

Be really daring, fix it to the window "

Sounds good to me

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS  over a year ago

Cornwall


"Washing machine on spin with an unbalanced load

What’s a washing machine?"

Some men will think it's their wife

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By *horecruxCouple  over a year ago

SE4

His or her forehead ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fix mine to my wall then back up onto it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like the window idea. Really daring

Bath/shower perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Exterior of car in a wooded area

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Try your forehead "
this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why wouldn't your partner be comfortable if you are the one mounting it.

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