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over a year ago
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"Strange thing 
Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.  "
So, when she removed the mouse was she literally taking the Mickey? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strange thing
Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.
So, when she removed the mouse was she literally taking the Mickey? "
Or minny?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strange thing
Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.
So, when she removed the mouse was she literally taking the Mickey?
Or minny? "
Maybe he worked for Rentokill and this was his unconventional way of dealing with vermin problems? Sounds like he made a right arse of it though.... |
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This may be an urban myth but back in the 80's there was a rumour that a certain actor was in to having small mammals inserted into him, they would be anesthetized first, popped in and then when they regained consciousness the wriggling around felt good. Apparently the pop group The Pet Shop Boys took they're name from this idea!
May not be true though lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really thinking of inserting this new book of mine IV just got! I'm really in love with it, and won't feel so bad for stealing it, cause I will be doing them a favour as the library won't want it back. If it's been up where the sun don't shine!
Any ideas as apose to how i might smooth the edge's without damaging the book it's quite old? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This may be an urban myth but back in the 80's there was a rumour that a certain actor was in to having small mammals inserted into him, they would be anesthetized first, popped in and then when they regained consciousness the wriggling around felt good. Apparently the pop group The Pet Shop Boys took they're name from this idea!
May not be true though lol."
HA! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back in the early 80s I had a girlfriend who liked to make out in the front of my Merc. She loved impaling herself on my gear lever while I snogged her and she wanked me.
Fun times |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strange thing
Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there. "
Iv heard of this! A hamster! A bloke i met once had a fella who did it and they had to go to hospital!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A friend of mine once told me a story of when she was fucked with a large, frozen carrot. Apparently her fella at the time was not particularly well endowed so grabbed that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had an ex who was a nurse, two things she saw in casualty were two different ladies,two seperate occasions, a pear and a balled up pair of pop socks in that order.
We've used bananas, cucumber and carrots on occasion.
Great fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strange thing
Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there. "
did he not tie a Cork to the mouses tail? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strange thing
Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.
So, when she removed the mouse was she literally taking the Mickey?
Or minny? "
That's cheesy   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shoved a pear up there. Had to give birth to it as couldnt get it out.
Aerosol cans. Cucumbers. Other fruit and veg. "
Well I wouldn't mind a salad at yours followed by a fruit cocktail |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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I remember the bedpost thing from a user that used to go on cam on another swingers’ site.
There is an Italian woman who does photos of herself flashing in public places. One of her “tricks” is to sit down on the towbars of parked cars. I’d hate to think of the grease and muck that’s on them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy stuck a jet wash pipe up his arse last year as a dare and turned it on.......... I mean what a stupid man...... I'm beginning to think many such men exist here |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"I shoved a pear up there. Had to give birth to it as couldnt get it out.
Aerosol cans. Cucumbers. Other fruit and veg.
Well I wouldn't mind a salad at yours followed by a fruit cocktail "
Tossed salad anyone? |
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Used to work for the NHS, the number of people coming in with things inserted was unreal. One guy was a regular with a biro in his urethra...
Hoover attachments, all manor of fruit and veg, various drinks and spray cans, lost dildos, light bulbs, toy cars etc.
My favourite was a glass old spice bottle with the metal embossed ship logo, the x-ray looked like the weirdest blue Peter advert ever |
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"Used to work for the NHS, the number of people coming in with things inserted was unreal. One guy was a regular with a biro in his urethra...
Hoover attachments, all manor of fruit and veg, various drinks and spray cans, lost dildos, light bulbs, toy cars etc.
My favourite was a glass old spice bottle with the metal embossed ship logo, the x-ray looked like the weirdest blue Peter advert ever"
I have played "spot the dildo" many times in A&E with work... Got to love silicone and xrays |
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"Used to work for the NHS, the number of people coming in with things inserted was unreal. One guy was a regular with a biro in his urethra...
Hoover attachments, all manor of fruit and veg, various drinks and spray cans, lost dildos, light bulbs, toy cars etc.
My favourite was a glass old spice bottle with the metal embossed ship logo, the x-ray looked like the weirdest blue Peter advert ever
I have played "spot the dildo" many times in A&E with work... Got to love silicone and xrays "
we had a guy with a lost, but still running, vibratory up his bum, theatres wouldn't touch him till it ran down. Bet he wished he hadn't put good quality new batteries in it lol |
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"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. I have a 2lb geological hammer with a ribbed grip
I do very much like the sound of that"
if you are ever nearby, I can lend it to you, or help insert if you like.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. did you damage yourself?
Nah unfortunately not was it like a newel post style one? "
I dunno what that means. It was just a bed post. With a round bit on top. Great fun |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer.
I have an extensive tool collection that is at your disposal
The thought has me sopping"
I’ll keep the chainsaws out of the way... for now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. I have a 2lb geological hammer with a ribbed grip
I do very much like the sound of that if you are ever nearby, I can lend it to you, or help insert if you like.. "
Sounds delightful |
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"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. I have a 2lb geological hammer with a ribbed grip
I do very much like the sound of that if you are ever nearby, I can lend it to you, or help insert if you like..
Sounds delightful"
stop. Hammer time... |
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"Used to work for the NHS, the number of people coming in with things inserted was unreal. One guy was a regular with a biro in his urethra...
Hoover attachments, all manor of fruit and veg, various drinks and spray cans, lost dildos, light bulbs, toy cars etc.
My favourite was a glass old spice bottle with the metal embossed ship logo, the x-ray looked like the weirdest blue Peter advert ever"
Were the generally men or women? Must be so embarrassing!
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"Used to work for the NHS, the number of people coming in with things inserted was unreal. One guy was a regular with a biro in his urethra...
Hoover attachments, all manor of fruit and veg, various drinks and spray cans, lost dildos, light bulbs, toy cars etc.
My favourite was a glass old spice bottle with the metal embossed ship logo, the x-ray looked like the weirdest blue Peter advert ever
Were the generally men or women? Must be so embarrassing!
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about 2 thirds men, only one ever admitted doing it on purpose, the others were variants on the slipped and fell onto whilst naked or gave no explanation |
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"This may be an urban myth but back in the 80's there was a rumour that a certain actor was in to having small mammals inserted into him, they would be anesthetized first, popped in and then when they regained consciousness the wriggling around felt good. Apparently the pop group The Pet Shop Boys took they're name from this idea!
May not be true though lol."
You can just say Richard Gere, the gerbil rumour is well known. It was just one of those obscene rumours someone started one day that took off |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"Strange thing
Apparently he put the poor thing in live then it passed away up there and he couldn't get it out. Some strange uns out there.
So, when she removed the mouse was she literally taking the Mickey? "
Omfg, brilliant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I also used to fuck my bed post. And the handle of hammer. did you damage yourself?
Nah unfortunately not was it like a newel post style one?
I dunno what that means. It was just a bed post. With a round bit on top. Great fun"
Some pine/wooden beds have the stair bannister newel post style bed posts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A girl at my school used to put her blackberry phone up her girlfriends pussy and then use her girlfriends phone to phone it so it would vibrate.
Another girl put a gherkin up there and had to get her friend to fish it out
I’ve never put anything weird up there  |
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Janes best friends husband had surgery to remove a full 1 pint carling can.
It's too eye-opening you ask for details but they are still married so I guess it was a mutual thing that went a bit wrong.
It's not the WHY,but the HOW we wonder about |
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"Janes best friends husband had surgery to remove a full 1 pint carling can.
It's too eye-opening you ask for details but they are still married so I guess it was a mutual thing that went a bit wrong.
It's not the WHY,but the HOW we wonder about "
you just know that the surgeon said, I bet he drinks carling black label, mid op... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Janes best friends husband had surgery to remove a full 1 pint carling can.
It's too eye-opening you ask for details but they are still married so I guess it was a mutual thing that went a bit wrong.
It's not the WHY,but the HOW we wonder about "
Certainly beats drinking the stuff |
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"Janes best friends husband had surgery to remove a full 1 pint carling can.
It's too eye-opening you ask for details but they are still married so I guess it was a mutual thing that went a bit wrong.
It's not the WHY,but the HOW we wonder about
Certainly beats drinking the stuff "
agreed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A girl at my school used to put her blackberry phone up her girlfriends pussy and then use her girlfriends phone to phone it so it would vibrate.
Another girl put a gherkin up there and had to get her friend to fish it out
I’ve never put anything weird up there "
Should of just bought a vibrating love egg  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Feltching, putting live rodents up your arse seems to have died out now as a fetish...thank god!
I haven't put anything particular odd up me, I must be too conventional lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ex used a champagne bottle on herself at a hotel after a wedding we were at. Made me sit in the chair and watch her sit on it, lie down using it and then got doggy and made me use it on her.
We also went out for drives, Parked up somewhere quiet and she'd basicslly sit on the gear stick and fuck herself with it while playing with me.
Strangest one was a bowling pin. |
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
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We used to play with a speculum at home, (metal tool for vaginal examinations),clamp it open then get dressed and head to our favourite dogging spot to show some strangers that it was still in, that caused a lot of wanking usually. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've tried most of the usual fruit and veg but the best has to be a nice big smooth aubergine about the diameter of a can.
I've also used drink cans and aerosols but the strangest has to be an old computer mouse...
Would love to try a decent size bed post having seen a few hot videos of it! |
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