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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Lord Mornington,
I must thank you for your kind offer, however politeness and the inconvenience of not being into men, means I must decline on this occasion.
If, at any point, there is a Lady Mornington who may be in need of a "bloody good shagging," (if you'll pardon the vernacular) I would, of course, be more than happy to oblige.
My regards as ever, to your housemaid Trixie,
Sir Daniel of Rocks
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