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over a year ago
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""Can I suck on your used tampons?" has to be one of the worst opening messages I've ever received  "
Jesus fucking Christ on a bike, that's nearly made me bring back my tea! Wtf.... |
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over a year ago
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"You might be older than her, but you make my gf look like complete dog shit. Well done. You're the kind of girl that means I can't help but cheat on her."
Received this yesterday. Poor gf. |
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"What's the worst message you've ever received from a prospective other?"
Today's first message was right up there.
"What you need is a dominant man like me to use you"
27 and on ChecKing the profile looks like the village idiot has escaped, and the only thing he should be dominating is cheeseburgers, so skinny he looked ill, |
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""You might be older than her, but you make my gf look like complete dog shit. Well done. You're the kind of girl that means I can't help but cheat on her."
Received this yesterday. Poor gf."
Is that from standard cut and paste site for terrible messages? Lots of women all over the country have reported that one. |
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""You might be older than her, but you make my gf look like complete dog shit. Well done. You're the kind of girl that means I can't help but cheat on her."
Received this yesterday. Poor gf.
Is that from standard cut and paste site for terrible messages? Lots of women all over the country have reported that one."
I don't know where else it is but he wrote that to me yesterday and I saved it to my phone as I was showing it to my mate on here to give him example what I get sent. |
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In less disgusting and more just weird, I had one a couple of months ago that was all caps shouting superlatives about how amazing I was. Like "FANTASTIC!" at least 20 times. It went on for ages but it never really said anything. |
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Just got this earlier:
"You want WE? Well how about 12 inches with a side dish of alot of fucking ouch?... Cause I could fuck you twice and punch you in the face?"
I reported him and blocked. He still shows as being online. I am speechless.. |
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"Just got this earlier:
"You want WE? Well how about 12 inches with a side dish of alot of fucking ouch?... Cause I could fuck you twice and punch you in the face?"
I reported him and blocked. He still shows as being online. I am speechless.."
Lol mine was am I free now I mean really some people wanna just drop everything and go lol |
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I want to impregnate your wife. We replied along the lines of ha ha that's funny mate. His response " no seriously I want to get your wife pregnant can we do this? He asked many times, had to block in the end. |
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"I wanna smash kittens ass right in"
He got a bit mad when i said i already do that most nights so no thank you.
"Shes probably slack as fuck then"
This led to an interesting back and forth after 4-5 messages i got bored and blocked |
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""You might be older than her, but you make my gf look like complete dog shit. Well done. You're the kind of girl that means I can't help but cheat on her."
Received this yesterday. Poor gf."
Exact same working a few weeks ago! Same sender?!
I had one, where the sender said, I looked like his mum, followed by a list of sexual activities he'd like to do to me.
That was kinda freaky! |
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""You might be older than her, but you make my gf look like complete dog shit. Well done. You're the kind of girl that means I can't help but cheat on her."
Received this yesterday. Poor gf."
Got this one as well, cringe !!!
The ones asking to impregnate me or breed me make my skin crawl, because that’s why we are here to get knocked up  |
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""You might be older than her, but you make my gf look like complete dog shit. Well done. You're the kind of girl that means I can't help but cheat on her."
Received this yesterday. Poor gf.
Got this one as well, cringe !!!
The ones asking to impregnate me or breed me make my skin crawl, because that’s why we are here to get knocked up "
The last one I got I blocked on sight, then considered unblocking to tell him about the joys of birth control. (I didn't) |
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"A guy saying when he dies hes going to be made into diamond rings and wants my hubby to wear him on his finger so he gets to be inside pussys again  
Where do these people come from ?!?! "
Haha that’s actually quite funny |
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I don't think I've ever had a bad opening message from someone. Then again, I've only had four or five opening messages at all, so that's not so impressive. |
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We had a message 2 days ago from a guy who we would be potentially interested in talking to . On our profile it states we dont share mobile numbers and all our communication stays strictly on fab which we feel is pretty clear so his first message is
Heres my kik address
Sorrybwe dont do kik
3 minutes later
Heres my phone number 07##########
Whats app me
Sorry we dont do whats app
2 minutes later
Heres my skype add me
We dont do skype
then 2 minutes later
Ok thanks xxxxx
Like if you were that interested to talk to us just talk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Can I suck on your used tampons?" has to be one of the worst opening messages I've ever received
Jesus fucking Christ on a bike, that's nearly made me bring back my tea! Wtf...."
Same here.... my god that's awful |
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