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Used condoms in the post
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...Letterbox slams shut, sealed jiffy bag drops to the floor.
MAIL'S COME!
MALE'S CUM!
Shouts the recipient.
Hopefully the pet dog doesn't chew on it."
I can cum in a jiffy  |
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"...Letterbox slams shut, sealed jiffy bag drops to the floor.
MAIL'S COME!
MALE'S CUM!
Shouts the recipient.
Hopefully the pet dog doesn't chew on it.
I can cum in a jiffy "
You guys are on top form tonight!  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"...Letterbox slams shut, sealed jiffy bag drops to the floor.
MAIL'S COME!
MALE'S CUM!
Shouts the recipient.
Hopefully the pet dog doesn't chew on it.
I can cum in a jiffy
You guys are on top form tonight! "
Thanks Diamond |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My suspicion would be that there's a restriction on sending bodily fluids by post.
And ditto the disease point. "
May also be classed as obscene material |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"It is illegal to send anything like that in the UK post"
From the horse's mouth or Royal Mail website
International: prohibited
UK - Allowed in the mail, with restrictions and packaging guidelines below:
Category B (UN3373) as classified in the latest edition of the Technical Instructions for Safe Transport of Dangerous Goods by Air published by the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO), may only be sent by, or at the specific request of, a qualified medical practitioner, registered dental practitioner, veterinary surgeon, registered nurse or a recognised laboratory or institution.
The total sample volume/mass in any parcel must not exceed 50ml/50g.
All biological substances must be posted in packaging that complies with Packaging Instruction 650, such as our Safebox product. (Note Frozen water and dry ice are prohibited.)
The sender's name and return address must be clearly visible on the outer packaging.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just get postman pat to empty his sack and pop it through your letterbox.
Did you not see the Elton John ad a few Xmases ago?"
can't say I did. What was it? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Just get postman pat to empty his sack and pop it through your letterbox.
Did you not see the Elton John ad a few Xmases ago? can't say I did. What was it?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izzZh5435Ho
He did a few for them |
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By *aughtySx OP TV/TS
over a year ago
Wigan Bolton North West |
"Its just recycling.
This will avoid the sewage systym getting blocked and landfill sites filling up with used rubbers.
Also its helping to keep a postman in a job.
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Every little helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its just recycling.
This will avoid the sewage systym getting blocked and landfill sites filling up with used rubbers.
Also its helping to keep a postman in a job.
Every little helps "
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Its just recycling.
This will avoid the sewage systym getting blocked and landfill sites filling up with used rubbers.
Also its helping to keep a postman in a job.
Every little helps "
Every little helps especially if you bought the condoms from tescos.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But so many what if's?! 
What if it gets jammed in the sorting machine and the contents spills out everywhere?
What if the envelope brakes and poor postie's bad is full of jizz?
What if your cat/dog gets their teeth in to it?
What if someone shit in a condom and sent it to you?
What if it gets lost in the post for months and smells?
What if you catch a disease?
Too many questions  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But so many what if's?!
What if it gets jammed in the sorting machine and the contents spills out everywhere?
What if the envelope brakes and poor postie's bad is full of jizz?
What if your cat/dog gets their teeth in to it?
What if someone shit in a condom and sent it to you?
What if it gets lost in the post for months and smells?
What if you catch a disease?
Too many questions "
imagine explaining that to the vet! Dog had to be cut open due to block of cum filled condom! A police matter I think |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Its just recycling.
This will avoid the sewage systym getting blocked and landfill sites filling up with used rubbers.
Also its helping to keep a postman in a job.
Every little helps
Every little helps especially if you bought the condoms from tescos. (or Jacks the budget store that they own)
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Jacking off in Jack's johnnies |
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"Can this site stoop any lower
Wouldn't even make the top 3
Is this don't make the top 3 what is the top 3 "
People that deliberately get pregnant as part of a cuckold fetish would be my #1. There's subjects that are not allowed that get taken down fast, that would be number 2, woof woof. All sorts of odd interests in bodily waste for the number 3 spot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that deliberately get pregnant as part of a cuckold fetish would be my #1."
say whaaaat?!
I've clearly lived a sheltered life I've decided after an afternoon on this forum... |
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People that deliberately get pregnant as part of a cuckold fetish would be my #1.
say whaaaat?!
I've clearly lived a sheltered life I've decided after an afternoon on this forum..."
No you haven't, you've just entered the funny farm that's all x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can this site stoop any lower
Wouldn't even make the top 3
Is this don't make the top 3 what is the top 3
People that deliberately get pregnant as part of a cuckold fetish would be my #1. There's subjects that are not allowed that get taken down fast, that would be number 2, woof woof. All sorts of odd interests in bodily waste for the number 3 spot. "
Lucky I ain't ever come across any of that on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it latex free thou? Hmmmm complicates the issue,needs to be like a eBay style listing and how much of the rubber is full of jizz? 90 % 50 % 20% is it free postage?? |
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"Is this a thing? I feel like if it isn’t a thing then it needs to become a thing it’ll probably do quite well
I’d love to wank in a used condom
Do you go "dredging"?"
Was that a no to the dredging? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a thing? I feel like if it isn’t a thing then it needs to become a thing it’ll probably do quite well
I’d love to wank in a used condom "
definitely a fetish I have seen on xhamster used condom play....get yourself to a club and rumage about the bins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it like a chain mail thing when you have to fill it up with your own and send it to the next person and one lucky fabber will have literally a full load? where’s the gag icon!! |
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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Is it like a chain mail thing when you have to fill it up with your own and send it to the next person and one lucky fabber will have literally a full load? where’s the gag icon!! "
Does the last man tie a knot on it just to prevent leakage?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a thing? I feel like if it isn’t a thing then it needs to become a thing it’ll probably do quite well
I’d love to wank in a used condom "
That's got std written all over it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where has society gone? This is just wrong..
The post office."
Pmsl, is that cause of the possible future generations, trapped in a condom slapped in an envelope and taken to the post office? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it like a chain mail thing when you have to fill it up with your own and send it to the next person and one lucky fabber will have literally a full load? where’s the gag icon!!
Does the last man tie a knot on it just to prevent leakage?
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yep fill it up tie a knot and pass it on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where has society gone? This is just wrong..
The post office.
Pmsl, is that cause of the possible future generations, trapped in a condom slapped in an envelope and taken to the post office?"
dna test comes back from the police “haven’t got a clue too many to tell!”  |
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"Where has society gone? This is just wrong..
The post office.
Pmsl, is that cause of the possible future generations, trapped in a condom slapped in an envelope and taken to the post office? dna test comes back from the police “haven’t got a clue too many to tell!” "
Gives whole new twist on that ad for funeral plans for us oldies "It's June Dad, these were misdelivered next door and she's got a bloody great axe in her hand!" |
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"Is it like a chain mail thing when you have to fill it up with your own and send it to the next person and one lucky fabber will have literally a full load? where’s the gag icon!!
Does the last man tie a knot on it just to prevent leakage?
yep fill it up tie a knot and pass it on! "
Bit like pass the parcel...bitch of a job untying the knot when your turn "cums". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"glad im not a postman"
In this case, op wishes he was the postman! Bet he could sniff out a cummy envelope for miles and know all the right letter's to open! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a thing? I feel like if it isn’t a thing then it needs to become a thing it’ll probably do quite well
I’d love to wank in a used condom
Sounds like an excellent way to catch a disease"
Exactly plus the sperm will quickly go off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be good to fuck my wife with a warm used condom right after a bull has unloaded in it.
Likkkkeeee? A horned bull? Or a fab bull? "
Either way it’s a niche market...
Can’t comprehend why that’s a turn on but hey variety is the spice of life! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be good to fuck my wife with a warm used condom right after a bull has unloaded in it.
Likkkkeeee? A horned bull? Or a fab bull?
Either way it’s a niche market...
Can’t comprehend why that’s a turn on but hey variety is the spice of life!"
Talk about taking life by horns! Horny horn dog ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My suspicion would be that there's a restriction on sending bodily fluids by post.
And ditto the disease point. "
Definitely not that's how, we do our sti tests. |
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"My suspicion would be that there's a restriction on sending bodily fluids by post.
And ditto the disease point. "
Nope there isn’t, in Bedfordshire we have STI checks by mail - blood, urine, swabs. All delivered by the Royal Mail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this a thing? I feel like if it isn’t a thing then it needs to become a thing it’ll probably do quite well
I’d love to wank in a used condom "
WTF!!!!  |
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"...Letterbox slams shut, sealed jiffy bag drops to the floor.
MAIL'S COME!
MALE'S CUM!
Shouts the recipient.
Hopefully the pet dog doesn't chew on it."
This had me laughing so hard *Mrs.
P.s my opinion is..eeewww no thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes it is a thing. A lot of bodybuilder types make money off it. Just never eat it as you will end up with food poisoning - it's a sugary liquid which comes from a a filthy part of the body. Give that 24-72 hours to replicate the bacteria at room temperature and you have a very strong culture of E. Coli. You will be vomiting in no time. Never mind the STIs
Now cum stained boxers to sniff is another deal |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Yes it is a thing. A lot of bodybuilder types make money off it. Just never eat it as you will end up with food poisoning - it's a sugary liquid which comes from a a filthy part of the body. Give that 24-72 hours to replicate the bacteria at room temperature and you have a very strong culture of E. Coli. You will be vomiting in no time. Never mind the STIs
Now cum stained boxers to sniff is another deal "
Cum stained boxers oh dear
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Can this site stoop any lower"
Dredging, was the lowest point for me.
This is quite mild, odd, however sending used knickers though the post is one that I cannot, cognitively get my head around.
Live and let live.
Dredging is something that if a saw it (and allegedly it happens in clubs) would induce projectile vomiting.
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By *andemanMan
over a year ago
bedforshire |
"...Letterbox slams shut, sealed jiffy bag drops to the floor.
MAIL'S COME!
MALE'S CUM!
Shouts the recipient.
Hopefully the pet dog doesn't chew on it."
Eek! That surely would call for the RSPCA!?! |
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"Is this a thing? I feel like if it isn’t a thing then it needs to become a thing it’ll probably do quite well
I’d love to wank in a used condom "
What the holy fuck on a post it note is that!!! It's wrong on so many levels  |
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