Frosting (From Mills And Boon - Verily my lady has a delightful buffet hiding beneath her petticoat, one would be honoured to apply some frosting to her ladyships cupcake)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gentleman's Relish

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Sex wee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dirty tatty water.

Translates as the water you pour off your boiled potatoes before mashing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spoof.

(It's an Australian thing..)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The end

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man Milk

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By *ogostick72Man over a year ago

Scotland

Gloop

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By *hoot45Man over a year ago

Ramsgate

Special sauce

or as someone said to me once Daddy’s Special Sauce - cheeky sod

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Why would you bother -cum is cum -a white viscous fluid -after all we're certainly not either kinky eskimoes or about to write Ms Smilla's feeling for swinging?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Population paste

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By *angtidy42Couple over a year ago

Redditch

Man fat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your reward

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By *ugs and JunkCouple over a year ago

Bellshill

Knuckle glitter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Womb Sauce

Flap Oil

Man-made Mayo

Pussy Butter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

walnut oil

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Badger Squirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Badger Squirt"

Now you are just throwing random words together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cameltoe nailvarnish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cocksparrow whizz

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Jism

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stalk Syrup

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Joy gloy

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By *eedsmale36Man over a year ago

Leeds

Jazz funk ( rhyming slang )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phallus Foam

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Heir gel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dan Dump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Novitiatus Erectio Suci

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By *inkprawnMan over a year ago

Harrow

camembert supernova

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"camembert supernova

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple over a year ago

dukinfield

Fetch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

feltchers tonic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bone Balsamic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Todger tempura

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spidey's web (The act of Spidermanning, ejaculating on one's hand then flinging it across someone's face in the style of the ol webslinger himself)"

what!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Spidey's web (The act of Spidermanning, ejaculating on one's hand then flinging it across someone's face in the style of the ol webslinger himself)

what!

Never seen someone do a spiderman?

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By *inkprawnMan over a year ago

Harrow

"camembert supernova

I should take it back, its actually for creampie lol

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Gentlemens relish

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By *eepsouthCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

Cock snot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock snot "

at least read the thread...

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Organic moisturiser

Organic toothpaste

Dirt: as in BANG and the dirt is gone!

Tadpole soup

10 cc: as in I gave her my 10cc's worth down silicon valley (she had fake boobs)

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By *_and_k_staffsCouple over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Spaff

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By *hechapMan over a year ago

Derry

A drop or drap o the white stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Duff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Map of Italy

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Halloween Town

Spaff

Babypaste

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunkenundschpunken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gentleman juice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spunk!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love snot

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By *aughty1919Man over a year ago

Lancaster

Ball sap

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the vale

Spooge

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By *anxfrankMan over a year ago

isle of man

Milky white love piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Creme anglaise

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By *istressZoeTV/TS over a year ago

cheshire

Gloop x

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Looks like the wank bank is empty and we're pumping nothing but dust

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Population paste

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

Daddies sauce.

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By *x3anteexxCouple over a year ago

NW Cheshire

Spoff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Harry munk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anti wrinkle cream ..( trust me ladies )

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By *inkyfun2013Couple over a year ago

lewisham

Doctor K's Hot Sperm Gargle. Recommended for anyone out there with a sore throat. Special offer: first prescription available for free.

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