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Rubbish jokes.... it's Friday!!!!
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"Horse walks into a bar... Barman says "why the long face"? "Skeleton walks into a bar, "I'd like a pint of lager and a mop, please" | |||
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"What's Rupert Bear's middle name? The"  I like this one | |||
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"Horse walks into a bar... Barman says "why the long face"?
Skeleton walks into a bar,
"I'd like a pint of lager and a mop, please""A lion goes into a bar, ''A pint of,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lager please''. The barman says ''why the big pause?'' | |||
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes. No Eye Deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs Still No Eye Deer." what do you call a deer with no legs, no eyes and no genitals? Still no fucking idea | |||
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"My mate just phoned me in tears ...his wife left him taking his Bob Marley CDs and the satellite dish ... Poor bastard .... no woman ... no sky" Feeling remote, is he?  | |||
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"What's brown and sticky? A stick "My all time favourite joke! | |||
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"After finding 5 Mars bars, 3 Snickers, a Flake and a packet of M&M's, I'm starting to think I'm not cut out to be a Bounty hunter...." Do you know what I did to the bastard who stole my Twix? I gave him two fingers! | |||
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"Why did tigger put his head down the toilet? He was looking for pooh "That's funny hunny. | |||
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"19 and 20 had a fight. 21 "Q: Which number was sent down for canabilism? A: The one between 6 & 8... why? Because 7 8 9. | |||
"19 and 20 had a fight. 21
Q: Which number was sent down for canabilism?
A: The one between 6 & 8... why? Because 7 8 9." | |||
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"Why did tigger put his head down the toilet? He was looking for pooh " . That's a cracker!
How does Winnie the Pooh eat honey? With his bear hands | |||
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"Why did tigger put his head down the toilet? He was looking for pooh
. That's a cracker!
How does Winnie the Pooh eat honey? With his bear hands "
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"I gave up being a ploughman, after 20 years I felt like I was stuck in a rut." hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel prize? he was outstanding in his,field | |||
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"What's the different between a joke and three dicks? You can't take a joke." what's the difference between jam and marmalade? you can't marmalade a cock up a bird's arse. thank you, Jimmy Carr | |||
"My mate just phoned me in tears ...his wife left him taking his Bob Marley CDs and the satellite dish ... Poor bastard .... no woman ... no sky" what was bob marleys favorite type of doughnut? wi jammin | |||
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"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Ones really heavy, the others a little lighter." had an Indian last night. a chicken tarka. it's,like a chicken tikka. but its a little otter | |||
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My friend died of heartburn yesterday.....
I can’t believe Gav is gone..... | |||
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"Just got a new Rolex from the lesbians that live next door, they asked me what it would like for my birthday. It's very nice but I think they miss understood when I said "I wanna watch" "  | |||
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"I wanted to be a comiedian but everyone kept laughing at me " They’re not laughing now | |||
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"Did you hear about the short-sighted doctor who tried to perform a circumcision operation? He missed - and he got the sack." | |||
