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By *roberts OP Couple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
Hi guys
Has anyone had a check and received a text message for the all clear ? If so would anyone kindly share with us exactly what the information says on a text . We're just checking that the information sent to us is entirely legitimate !!
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My messages come in this format.
From NHSNoReply.
Your results from the tests on xxxxx(date) are ALL CLEAR
If someone is forwarding you their results text then you have no way to know if it is accurate OP. It is also worth bearing in mind that the tests only prove that they didn't have anything on the day they were tested - they could have caught something since. |
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I would ask the person to ring gum up and get a copy of the results even if he removed his address and last name. A text don't say much I got my ex to have one when I found out his sordid lifestyle wasn't always safe sex.. They asked him to contact a number and listen to the results he was negative but I think he did call him every name going for being stupid. There is always that one that won't tell the truth... |
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A test is only valid at the time the sample was taken, whoever it was taken from. Not when the text comes through. Not when the text is shown to your partner(s) of choice. Not when you decide to ask for clarification.
It is only a snapshot of what was tested at a point in time. |
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By *roberts OP Couple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
We have no concern at all where he has been since the test as we know his everyday role.
We have a screenshot of the latest messages of the guy in questions phone .
So we understand that he has had a message stating the time and date and that this was the following.
All test results clear. Health Advisers (Please do not text/telephone reply.)
It could be for diabetes for all we know ?
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"We have no concern at all where he has been since the test as we know his everyday role.
We have a screenshot of the latest messages of the guy in questions phone .
So we understand that he has had a message stating the time and date and that this was the following.
All test results clear. Health Advisers (Please do not text/telephone reply.)
It could be for diabetes for all we know ?
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OP it could be tests for anything, you will just have to take his word for it. Patient confidentiality means no specific details will be sent by text just in case the message doesn't reach the patient. I'd certainly be a bit pissed off if the clinic text me to say "your tests for the clap are clear"! |
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By *roberts OP Couple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
"We have no concern at all where he has been since the test as we know his everyday role.
We have a screenshot of the latest messages of the guy in questions phone .
So we understand that he has had a message stating the time and date and that this was the following.
All test results clear. Health Advisers (Please do not text/telephone reply.)
It could be for diabetes for all we know ?
OP it could be tests for anything, you will just have to take his word for it. Patient confidentiality means no specific details will be sent by text just in case the message doesn't reach the patient. I'd certainly be a bit pissed off if the clinic text me to say "your tests for the clap are clear"! "
Yes we completely understand but if we're trying to trust how can we tell
From just a text that number 1 its genuine and 2 that it's for sexual health ? |
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My SHC text comes from 'NHS - No Reply'
It simply reads "All Clear"
But I also recieve texts from the same sender, in regard to all my families medical appointments, reminders, and prescription confirmations for my sons meds.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a confirmation of a jo interview on the same thread as a test result.
NHS-NoReply
Your recent test results were all clear
NHS-NoReply
You have a job interview for xxxxx at xxxxxx on xxth Month Year @ 11.30am. Please log in to your NHS Jobs account to confirm your attendance.
I kept it for a while as it amused my small mind.
I start the job Monday fyi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks guys for your response.
Mmmm . We got a text from a guy saying he was clear and a similar message but how do we know it's legitimate ?
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You don't x
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By *exfordMan
over a year ago
discombobulated land |
Mine read.. Congratulations! Here are your secret STI results... You're free of all nasty bugs and viruses but the clap nurse did comment that you had a very small Willy And you were uglier then an ugly person who had just been beaten up so no wonder you're free. Happy wanking, see you next month!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My messages come in this format.
From NHSNoReply.
Your results from the tests on xxxxx(date) are ALL CLEAR
If someone is forwarding you their results text then you have no way to know if it is accurate OP. It is also worth bearing in mind that the tests only prove that they didn't have anything on the day they were tested - they could have caught something since."
Also note that some tests cover activity a couple of weeks previous to the test. Some cover three months ago. |
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"We have no concern at all where he has been since the test as we know his everyday role.
We have a screenshot of the latest messages of the guy in questions phone .
So we understand that he has had a message stating the time and date and that this was the following.
All test results clear. Health Advisers (Please do not text/telephone reply.)
It could be for diabetes for all we know ?
OP it could be tests for anything, you will just have to take his word for it. Patient confidentiality means no specific details will be sent by text just in case the message doesn't reach the patient. I'd certainly be a bit pissed off if the clinic text me to say "your tests for the clap are clear"!
Yes we completely understand but if we're trying to trust how can we tell
From just a text that number 1 its genuine and 2 that it's for sexual health ? "
You don’t and even if it’s clear, doesn’t mean he’s not infected.
Trust is just that, blind. |
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"I get the same
NHS-NoReply
Your recent test results were all clear"
Same here. However the day after the test he could have had a gangbang with 10 pox ridden whores.
If you are doubting the authenticity of his results why are you even considering fucking him? People lie on here. Say anything to get that meet. We are all responsible for our own health. Do people really ask to see peoples results and believe them?? |
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Some don't send but all test results must be viewed with the restrictions of the infection and the testing accuracy
There are delays before infections can be found.
Not all infections are tested for
Testing shows false negative and positive results. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In the hospital I get checked in - they only contact you if something shows up
So no news is good news - they ll even show the results the next time you go in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks guys for your response.
Mmmm . We got a text from a guy saying he was clear and a similar message but how do we know it's legitimate ?
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You don't in reality someone could have had an all clear 2 years ago and now be poxed up to the eyeballs if you are in doubt to someone's credibility or feel unsure just kindly decline them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine reads... " Good news, your recent tests show no infection detected. This does not change any advice given to you in clinic""
Same as mine - probably the same clinic (Milsom street) |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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My results come from nhs no reply. In relation to the info on the text "good news your recent test results are all clear any questions please call 0303309500.
At the clinic I attend you're asked if you'd like blood tests it's not done automatically otherwise it's just a wee wee test |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to log in to a website to get the results with mine ( nhs postal testing service) so that means I can show a screenshot with dates at any time if needed .
But without the name and specific detailed test results there is no way to prove who the results you are being shown are recent, or infact for sti's . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dean Street express. Send you a more broken down texts. They split into two texts.
Hiv
Hep b (if no boosters / vaccination )
Hep c
syphilis
Then secondary text is :
Chlamydia
Ghonerrea
That list the areas tested as folllwing :
Rectal
Oral
Urine
Not all clinics are as in-depth I also get an nhs certificate sent to me via email.
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"Dean Street express. Send you a more broken down texts. They split into two texts.
Hiv
Hep b (if no boosters / vaccination )
Hep c
syphilis
Then secondary text is :
Chlamydia
Ghonerrea
That list the areas tested as folllwing :
Rectal
Oral
Urine
Not all clinics are as in-depth I also get an nhs certificate sent to me via email.
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Wow that is in depth, it seems its upto the clinic how they inform you i guess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Due to cost implications a lot of clinics work on the no news is good news factor.
All depends if they are NHS run or a secondary service too. Ours just say your tests results are all clear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Due to cost implications a lot of clinics work on the no news is good news factor.
All depends if they are NHS run or a secondary service too. Ours just say your tests results are all clear. "
This is what ours does... And I once about had kittens as a few weeks later I got a text asking me to call them... it was because they had the latex free condoms in for me to collect x |
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"Due to cost implications a lot of clinics work on the no news is good news factor.
All depends if they are NHS run or a secondary service too. Ours just say your tests results are all clear.
This is what ours does... And I once about had kittens as a few weeks later I got a text asking me to call them... it was because they had the latex free condoms in for me to collect x "
Oh crap i went and got tested today and forget to get stocked up on condoms!! Dammit. |
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"Thanks guys for your response.
Mmmm . We got a text from a guy saying he was clear and a similar message but how do we know it's legitimate ?
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Why is a guy texting you to say he's clear.
And no way at all, I could fake that in 2 seconds and send it to you, |
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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago
wonderland |
If you have asked someone to go get a test ... what more can he do tbh ... he’s done what you asked so ... and always use a condom anyway unless you are just dumb . They can’t check for certain things ...
Poor fella jumped through hoops and still not good enough |
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My last test by Terrance Huggings Trust:
text message read:
iCash:
"Your recent test show that you do NOT have an infection. If you have any questions about your sexual health contact 0300 300 3030"
Hope that helps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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my tests say all clear
but what have they tested for ?
every single std ?
its a bit like blood tests i suppose, there only clear for the things there testing |
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"My messages come in this format.
From NHSNoReply.
Your results from the tests on xxxxx(date) are ALL CLEAR
If someone is forwarding you their results text then you have no way to know if it is accurate OP. It is also worth bearing in mind that the tests only prove that they didn't have anything on the day they were tested - they could have caught something since."
Way to put their mind at ease ay  .haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get 3 texts from my clinic:
Hello. Your non-blood test(s) for Gonorrhoea and Chlamydia were negative (clear). Anything caught within the last 2 weeks may be not detected. Heres a summary
Chlamydia
Urine: Negative
Gonorrhea
Urine: Negative
Your syphilis test was negative (clear). You do not need any treatment.
Your HIV test was negative (clear)
I’m not lucky enough to have sex much anyways so I think they just copy paste this to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dean Street express. Send you a more broken down texts. They split into two texts.
Hiv
Hep b (if no boosters / vaccination )
Hep c
syphilis
Then secondary text is :
Chlamydia
Ghonerrea
That list the areas tested as folllwing :
Rectal
Oral
Urine
Not all clinics are as in-depth I also get an nhs certificate sent to me via email.
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Yep, dean street is great. Quick appointments, short waiting time and quick results.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking at the responses here I’d say each PCT and GUM clinic has their own method. My texts results arrive in the following format...
Your recent tests at JAC were negative. To access general information and our clinic times please visit www.knowyourstuff.nhs.uk
The reality is that unless you are receiving the text for your own testing then you will never know how legitimate it is |
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The mind boggles.
